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Damn it!!!!!
Slim pickin's in the condom aisle!
Still no Xlarge ones.
So...... I bought a box of the Trojan Magnum Bareskin ones. Suppose to be super thin, and they are. Tried one on last night, cause I like testing my equipment before going into battle. Wouldnt ya know it..... too small!!!!! I couldnt get it to roll down all the way, too fucking tight.
So for shits and giggles, I googled condom size variance. The X large are bigger at the base, but actually not much.
So I ran across an article, talking about different condom sizes and your size. The girth part had me intrigued, cause I felt I was bigger than average amount they mentioned, hence the tightness with most condoms. I knew I was bigger than average length wise.
In the article, it said if you was up to 5.25" inches in girth, to go with Trojan Magnum. Said if you was up to 5.5" in girth, to go X large. If you was over that, you would need to find a custom condom hahahaha. Well..... I measured..... I am indeed 6" in girth.
Fucking hell!!!!! I wasted my money on these teenie weeenie condoms lol!!!
Story of my fucking life hahahaha. They dont design underwear for me either!!!! My ass is tiny, and I have big balls. Underwear for men is designed for big asses and tiny dicks. WTF!!!!
Slim pickin's in the condom aisle!
Still no Xlarge ones.
So...... I bought a box of the Trojan Magnum Bareskin ones. Suppose to be super thin, and they are. Tried one on last night, cause I like testing my equipment before going into battle. Wouldnt ya know it..... too small!!!!! I couldnt get it to roll down all the way, too fucking tight.
So for shits and giggles, I googled condom size variance. The X large are bigger at the base, but actually not much.
So I ran across an article, talking about different condom sizes and your size. The girth part had me intrigued, cause I felt I was bigger than average amount they mentioned, hence the tightness with most condoms. I knew I was bigger than average length wise.
In the article, it said if you was up to 5.25" inches in girth, to go with Trojan Magnum. Said if you was up to 5.5" in girth, to go X large. If you was over that, you would need to find a custom condom hahahaha. Well..... I measured..... I am indeed 6" in girth.
Fucking hell!!!!! I wasted my money on these teenie weeenie condoms lol!!!
Story of my fucking life hahahaha. They dont design underwear for me either!!!! My ass is tiny, and I have big balls. Underwear for men is designed for big asses and tiny dicks. WTF!!!!