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Go pulse your light up Skechers, simpnuggets. It’s me, yours truly back once again to wipe the dust off my secret panel (whoops), type out a few gems, then go back to the greatest game in the world currently outside of the words that come out my mouth at a club.
Question- King Martini, why u leave? You have a panel?
Answer-Maybe everyone here is sick of watching you idiots play your never ending game of “guess who’s the biggest fag”? You know, the thread fire escape that you run to when the shit gets hot? Oh wait, Martini is de peeedo cuz he plays fortnite!! Which is as dumb as saying anybody who plays video games is a PLEASE ASS BOX ME! considering more 12 year olds play call of duty then FN. I read it like a bunch of ankle biters are gumming up my legs because I broke theirs to the point they’re stuck leaning on generic crutches.
Isn’t there pics of one of you ragamuffins cosplaying civil war shit? Blazoned?
Wait. I play videah games, but here’s a grown ass man playing dress up surrounded by obvious sex offenders getting liquored up screaming “find the negros” and “why can’t I actually find a women “ while wearing a civil war costume.
No, really. Friendzoned, then said some chunk on an internet message board considers him like a brother. Bruh, that’s even worse. When you read between the lines, that means you never had a chance and never will. You should have stuck at friendzoned because then you could have got her drunk on some cheap moonshine and stuck it in when she was passed out but now it’s considered incest if you actually did it. Dumbass. You obviously can’t take the stupid out the hillbilly. It’s like genetically impossible the same way Anakin was obviously too old to start Jedi training. That sure did wonders, too.
It’s 2021, yet the peanut gallery here is still jumping on dial up level ammunition, still salty I turned Dovey into a no limit soldier and made her say “uuuh”, still bitter I hit it and quit it like Mike Tyson in his prime, knocking that pussy around so good I had her GPS’ing my coordinates for rematch after rematch, still mad you refugees want to wife that shit when I wiped that shit.
Still beat tho, na naa na naa
Here’s where I throw a mean flame at Biggie, but it prolly go right over his head…
And no offense, Dovey, I thought about you just the other day. See, one of the kids took a huge ass dump in the shitter. I walked in to take a leak, lifted up the lid then yelled “who didn’t flush their Dovey?” and everyone laughed. So at least you still have that whole running joke thing going to go along with if you would have done the one thing you said you would do chances are we would still be friends to this day (from a distance, don’t get your hopes up again) and I probably would have bought you and yours a house by now just cuz I’m a nice guy like that. Come on, bruh, you really didn’t think I would come up? And true confession- I don’t even remember what your actual name is any more. Like your first or last name. Just Dovey. I just remember bits and pieces of how after fucking you I turned your bedroom into a morgue cuz you just laid there like a dead body with grins on every set of lips. So much for this obsessive bullshit, but I digress….
And yes, the rumors are true. Aryan is a queer. Remember back in the day I was championing an lgbtq forum at SG and wanted him to mod it? It was on account of how he always wanted pictures of the one winged angel between my legs and his almost fanatical approach and determination no matter the cost to see it.
You poor gay thing.
Aryan;
Who’s been sexually spun so much the chances his anus resembles a shit covered corkscrew are over 50%
Who’s career ambition was to become the next bunny looking thing from the movie the shining sucking off old ass men in abandoned hotels
Who’s idea of window dressing is ejaculating all over the peep booth at his favorite gay book store.
You want more? You can’t have it. I made a killing on Doge coin and had a YouTube video go viral to the point of 88k worth of ad revenue in just one month. Thems the fucking breaks. I leave you all in the good hands of my amiga and Flynn, who is Lily. You microtards can’t stop them and since poppy won’t post here neither am I.
And just remember this, when Murdoch posts, pause, close your eyes, and mentally conjure the immortal artist Prince, because only then will you know what it sounds like when Doves cry.
King Martini;
2006-2021 RIP
Question- King Martini, why u leave? You have a panel?
Answer-Maybe everyone here is sick of watching you idiots play your never ending game of “guess who’s the biggest fag”? You know, the thread fire escape that you run to when the shit gets hot? Oh wait, Martini is de peeedo cuz he plays fortnite!! Which is as dumb as saying anybody who plays video games is a PLEASE ASS BOX ME! considering more 12 year olds play call of duty then FN. I read it like a bunch of ankle biters are gumming up my legs because I broke theirs to the point they’re stuck leaning on generic crutches.
Isn’t there pics of one of you ragamuffins cosplaying civil war shit? Blazoned?
Wait. I play videah games, but here’s a grown ass man playing dress up surrounded by obvious sex offenders getting liquored up screaming “find the negros” and “why can’t I actually find a women “ while wearing a civil war costume.
No, really. Friendzoned, then said some chunk on an internet message board considers him like a brother. Bruh, that’s even worse. When you read between the lines, that means you never had a chance and never will. You should have stuck at friendzoned because then you could have got her drunk on some cheap moonshine and stuck it in when she was passed out but now it’s considered incest if you actually did it. Dumbass. You obviously can’t take the stupid out the hillbilly. It’s like genetically impossible the same way Anakin was obviously too old to start Jedi training. That sure did wonders, too.
It’s 2021, yet the peanut gallery here is still jumping on dial up level ammunition, still salty I turned Dovey into a no limit soldier and made her say “uuuh”, still bitter I hit it and quit it like Mike Tyson in his prime, knocking that pussy around so good I had her GPS’ing my coordinates for rematch after rematch, still mad you refugees want to wife that shit when I wiped that shit.
Still beat tho, na naa na naa
Here’s where I throw a mean flame at Biggie, but it prolly go right over his head…
And no offense, Dovey, I thought about you just the other day. See, one of the kids took a huge ass dump in the shitter. I walked in to take a leak, lifted up the lid then yelled “who didn’t flush their Dovey?” and everyone laughed. So at least you still have that whole running joke thing going to go along with if you would have done the one thing you said you would do chances are we would still be friends to this day (from a distance, don’t get your hopes up again) and I probably would have bought you and yours a house by now just cuz I’m a nice guy like that. Come on, bruh, you really didn’t think I would come up? And true confession- I don’t even remember what your actual name is any more. Like your first or last name. Just Dovey. I just remember bits and pieces of how after fucking you I turned your bedroom into a morgue cuz you just laid there like a dead body with grins on every set of lips. So much for this obsessive bullshit, but I digress….
And yes, the rumors are true. Aryan is a queer. Remember back in the day I was championing an lgbtq forum at SG and wanted him to mod it? It was on account of how he always wanted pictures of the one winged angel between my legs and his almost fanatical approach and determination no matter the cost to see it.
You poor gay thing.
Aryan;
Who’s been sexually spun so much the chances his anus resembles a shit covered corkscrew are over 50%
Who’s career ambition was to become the next bunny looking thing from the movie the shining sucking off old ass men in abandoned hotels
Who’s idea of window dressing is ejaculating all over the peep booth at his favorite gay book store.
You want more? You can’t have it. I made a killing on Doge coin and had a YouTube video go viral to the point of 88k worth of ad revenue in just one month. Thems the fucking breaks. I leave you all in the good hands of my amiga and Flynn, who is Lily. You microtards can’t stop them and since poppy won’t post here neither am I.
And just remember this, when Murdoch posts, pause, close your eyes, and mentally conjure the immortal artist Prince, because only then will you know what it sounds like when Doves cry.
King Martini;
2006-2021 RIP
