When I get made a mod soon.

[Cookius Monstarius]

Some of you scum suckers wont touch the ground before hitting the exit doors at Mach 3. Beleive me its well over time that some of the dregs and wasters on here be shipped out.

Now I know to some of you I com across as a heartless tyrant so in my infinite wisdom and humanity I have decided to provide you all with the opportunity to beg to remain and not have you membership revoked. And by the looks of it some of you are going to have to beg hard like your worthless lives depend on it, especially UncleDIPSHIT @UncleDiLF and Frogrika (Also your boyfriend @Seamajor needs to confess what he has done with Diego's body.)

 

[UncleDiLF]

You child fister!!! You whoreson!!!

I will be mod soon. And I swear I will perma ban your ass, pondscum!

Your time is over. You are going to jail. Scum.

 

[Fredricka]

Look how he wants us on our hands and knees begging him. It's the only way he'll ever be taller than us, even Seamajor. That's what this is about

 

[Fredricka]

And if cookie gets made mod I'll go on a year long posting spree just to annoy him, I will not rest, hardly

 

[Frood]

And if cookie gets made mod I'll go on a year long posting spree just to annoy him, I will not rest, hardly

That's a lot of Rattlers...

 

[UncleDiLF]

He is bullshitting. He has no money for drugs to get high. So he don't wash his body 7 days to sniFF his foreskin. Grisly.

He is broke. He won't ever be a mod. I will be. I can save this site .

 

[Fredricka]

He heard they were making us both mod Uncle dilf, he's jealous and lying

 

[Karly]

Just ban @UncleDiLF have him arrested in real life. He tried to give me MONOPOLY money for sex in the ghetto in Kitchener Ontario!! he even assaulted in the streets of Edmonton Alberta when I was only 12. He Pikachu'd my ass with a sledgehammer. Thankfully I don't poo or he would have ate it like he ated my poon. Ewww the memories

 

[UncleDiLF]

Just ban @UncleDiLF have him arrested in real life. He tried to give me MONOPOLY money for sex in the ghetto in Kitchener Ontario!! he even assaulted in the streets of Edmonton Alberta when I was only 12. He Pikachu'd my ass with a sledgehammer. Thankfully I don't poo or he would have ate it like he ated my poon. Ewww the memories

Wtf??

Gus. Not true. Live Cookie Monster THIS IS FAKE NEWS!!!! Don believe a word

 

[Karly]

Wtf??

Gus. Not true. Live Cookie Monster THIS IS FAKE NEWS!!!! Don believe a word

I'm releasing the Dilfstein Tapes soon. You're gonna be so sorry. O followers you will have on every social media account. You will be banished. Even crushed into oblivion. Even the Adam Hitler gay tapes with you.

Pay me 1 million Canadian dollars soon and I will destroy the tapes.

 

[Fredricka]

Some of you scum suckers wont touch the ground before hitting the exit doors at Mach 3. Beleive me its well over time that some of the dregs and wasters on here be shipped out.

Now I know to some of you I com across as a heartless tyrant so in my infinite wisdom and humanity I have decided to provide you all with the opportunity to beg to remain and not have you membership revoked. And by the looks of it some of you are going to have to beg hard like your worthless lives depend on it, especially UncleDIPSHIT @UncleDiLF and Frogrika (Also your boyfriend @Seamajor needs to confess what he has done with Diego's body.)

Start begging, cookie