Who IS This Michael11?

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Does porn bother you for some reason? Maybe sex bothers you too. Hmm why is that? Never got any? Oh you poor kid you. Maybe just maybe I'll talk my daughter into giving a pity free look at her videos one day. She would rock your world.

No, @Michael11 porn doesn't bother me.

That was never my point. If you read through this thread, you'll see that it was you stating that you in fact watched one of your daughter's shows, then added, "hehe." That's my point, where you even went out of your way to make it extra creepy, because a father watching his own daughter engage in sexual acts isn't creepy enough.

Now I notice how you've resorted to the stale elementary school yard haze of, "You're still a virgin," and maybe you'll get your daughter to give me a freebie, along with you actually sounding quite proud of yourself for being a very messed up individual.
 
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Oh there's a surprise, @Flynn chasing away noobs, says none exist then cries out loud when they show, should I read this garbage thread or concern my time w the plight of my existance

Fuck off you mealy mouthed bitch. He's not a noob. Read the thread shitbrick.
 

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No, @Michael11 porn doesn't bother me.

That was never my point. If you read through this thread, you'll see that it was you stating that you in fact watched one of your daughter's shows, then added, "hehe." That's my point, where you even went out of your way to make it extra creepy, because a father watching his own daughter engage in sexual acts isn't creepy enough.

Now I notice how you've resorted to the stale elementary school yard haze of, "You're still a virgin," and maybe you'll get your daughter to give me a freebie, along with you actually sounding quite proud of yourself for being a very messed up individual.
She is always liked me watching her whether from a hidden room or closer. She said she might be interested in you if she knew some details about yourself. I could film everything. Well unless you are not in tune with your freaky side.
 

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She is always liked me watching her whether from a hidden room or closer. She said she might be interested in you if she knew some details about yourself. I could film everything. Well unless you are not in tune with your freaky side.

Here is what i need you to do.

Go outside to that windowless, pervert van i know you have out back. Open the side door. Pull your man panties down, think about whatever depravity gives you a boner, and then go on and repeatedly slam that boner into the van door. Like slam the door on it. For as long as it takes to make you lose consciousness.

See i would do this to you myself but we are on a forum board and I cant.

Thanks.
 

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Here is what i need you to do.

Go outside to that windowless, pervert van i know you have out back. Open the side door. Pull your man panties down, think about whatever depravity gives you a boner, and then go on and repeatedly slam that boner into the van door. Like slam the door on it. For as long as it takes to make you lose consciousness.

See i would do this to you myself but we are on a forum board and I cant.

Thanks.
What if he has like a bionic boner?
 

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Here is what i need you to do.

Go outside to that windowless, pervert van i know you have out back. Open the side door. Pull your man panties down, think about whatever depravity gives you a boner, and then go on and repeatedly slam that boner into the van door. Like slam the door on it. For as long as it takes to make you lose consciousness.

See i would do this to you myself but we are on a forum board and I cant.

Thanks.
Dammit @Dove, you and I have been swapping a good number of posts back and forth lately and when I logged in, I saw this one and mistakenly thought you were talking to me.

Thanks to you I'm on the way to the fucking hospital
 

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Here is what i need you to do.

Go outside to that windowless, pervert van i know you have out back. Open the side door. Pull your man panties down, think about whatever depravity gives you a boner, and then go on and repeatedly slam that boner into the van door. Like slam the door on it. For as long as it takes to make you lose consciousness.

See i would do this to you myself but we are on a forum board and I cant.

Thanks.
What's so wrong about me being the best father I can be for my daughter? I just don't get it. She is an adult now and wants me involved in her life as much as possible. She wasn't always years ago this way but our relationship has grown.
 

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This reminds me of when I was around 16 or so, when you could walk into a sex shop and wouldn't be age checked and there'd be all sorts of VHS tapes, toys, and books. So many sex books! And there were usually several about girls fucking their dads or their brothers. Very disturbing! And worse yet whenever I had a few bucks in my pocket and went into the shop to make a purchase, those books were always sold out. So i had to buy something else.
 
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This reminds me of when I was around 16 or so, when you could walk into a sex shop and wouldn't be age checked and there'd be all sorts of VHS tapes, toys, and books. So many sex books! And there were usually several about girls fucking their dads or their brothers. Very disturbing! And worse yet whenever I had a few bucks in my pocket and went into the shop to make a purchase, those books were always sold out. So i had to buy something else.
Not exactly one liners, but equally effective.
 

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What's so wrong about me being the best father I can be for my daughter? I just don't get it. She is an adult now and wants me involved in her life as much as possible. She wasn't always years ago this way but our relationship has grown.

Well it's more or less because you dont have a daughter at all and you are posting about being a complete cretin and watching your "daughter" have sex as some low IQ level rage bait.

This is because you are not creative or witty enough to truly get under anyone's skin and pull off a good long brewing troll.

So you are going right for you know will piss people off and you are trying to really drive it home by saying this absolute fucking stupid shit.

Its cheap and easy. Like your pretend daughter and probably your mom.
 

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This reminds me of when I was around 16 or so, when you could walk into a sex shop and wouldn't be age checked and there'd be all sorts of VHS tapes, toys, and books. So many sex books! And there were usually several about girls fucking their dads or their brothers. Very disturbing! And worse yet whenever I had a few bucks in my pocket and went into the shop to make a purchase, those books were always sold out. So i had to buy something else.

Back in the Blockbuster days, when my friends and I would go rent movies or games we would dare eachother to go walk into the adult porn area to the back and walk out.

And everytime I did it (I never turned down a dare) there was always some bald middle aged weirdo standing there reading the backs of the video sleeves LOL. Every. Single. Time.
 

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Its cheap and easy. Like your pretend daughter and probably your mom.
It's probably fair to assume that despite his developmental delays and mental deficiencies indicating a traumatic upbringing and probably being violated by an older trusted male relative, at some point Marvin had a real mother.
 

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And everytime I did it (I never turned down a dare) there was always some bald middle aged weirdo standing there reading the backs of the video sleeves LOL. Every. Single. Time.
When we first met offline I was terrified that you'd recognize me.
 

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Well it's more or less because you dont have a daughter at all and you are posting about being a complete cretin and watching your "daughter" have sex as some low IQ level rage bait.

This is because you are not creative or witty enough to truly get under anyone's skin and pull off a good long brewing troll.

So you are going right for you know will piss people off and you are trying to really drive it home by saying this absolute fucking stupid shit.

Its cheap and easy. Like your pretend daughter and probably your mom.
I agree and would extend that to all the Pedro stuff. It's a lame game
 

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Well it's more or less because you dont have a daughter at all and you are posting about being a complete cretin and watching your "daughter" have sex as some low IQ level rage bait.

This is because you are not creative or witty enough to truly get under anyone's skin and pull off a good long brewing troll.

So you are going right for you know will piss people off and you are trying to really drive it home by saying this absolute fucking stupid shit.

Its cheap and easy. Like your pretend daughter and probably your mom.
Can you prove I don't have a daughter? She would find this so funny I should give her the link to this place. Post proof I am lying. Waiting on that one. So I guess anything you post is a lie than too since.. Nothing worthy of anymore of response to you.
 

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Can you prove I don't have a daughter? She would find this so funny I should give her the link to this place. Post proof I am lying. Waiting on that one. So I guess anything you post is a lie than too since.. Nothing worthy of anymore of response to you.

I dont need to "post proof". Everyone here already sees through this.

The fact that you resorted to "post proof" and went on the immediate defensive IS proof.

Don't beg. Gaping neediness is never attractive.