Who Should Be Garraty's Felcher?

Who is most qualified to be Garraty's Court Felcher?

  • Frood

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Reggie_Essent

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Adam

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Flynn

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The Cuntess

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Everlast

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • The Felcher To Be Named Later

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Toodie Froodie (Frood's Transexual identity)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mr Nice Guy(?)

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bong hits for Jesus

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Jesus’s Bong

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Your mom

    Votes: 2 50.0%

  • Total voters
    4
I'm only going to poast this once:

BONG OPTION!!!

If no bong option appears within 10 hours of this message, then a kitten will be strangled and the video will appear on YouTube. You've been warned.
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Sorry Ferd and Barbie dude, I might have included your candidacies, but I just don’t think about you guys very much. If it’s any consolation I am sure both of you would be capable felchers
I believe this is LIES, obviously you like and respect us too much to add us to the poll
 
Now just for clarity I have the AI definition, which I believe to be accurate pasted below, but given that, in the strict definition can a woman be a felcher, or only the felched? You see the emyellowed bit there more than suggests it is the ejaculator who is the felcher, though a woman may be a felchee. (therefor, Cuntess should be removed from the list, as should yer mom)

Felching is a sexual slang term that refers to the act of sucking or extracting semen out of a partner's anus or vagina after ejaculation. [
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Details and Practices


    • The Act: It typically involves oral suction to remove seminal fluid left inside the partner's body following unprotected penetrative sex. [
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    • Snowballing: The practice is sometimes followed by passing the fluid back and forth orally through kissing, an action also known as "snowballing". [
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    • Health Risks: Medical professionals note that felching carries an increased risk of transmitting sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and hepatitis, due to direct contact with bodily fluids. [
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Now just for clarity I have the AI definition, which I believe to be accurate pasted below, but given that, in the strict definition can a woman be a felcher, or only the felched? You see the emyellowed bit there more than suggests it is the ejaculator who is the felcher, though a woman may be a felchee. (therefor, Cuntess should be removed from the list, as should yer mom)

Felching is a sexual slang term that refers to the act of sucking or extracting semen out of a partner's anus or vagina after ejaculation. [
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Details and Practices


    • The Act: It typically involves oral suction to remove seminal fluid left inside the partner's body following unprotected penetrative sex. [
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      ]
    • Snowballing: The practice is sometimes followed by passing the fluid back and forth orally through kissing, an action also known as "snowballing". [
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      ]
    • Health Risks: Medical professionals note that felching carries an increased risk of transmitting sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including HIV, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and hepatitis, due to direct contact with bodily fluids. [
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Exactly why Admin would know personally