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Will the REAL Bastards please stand up?
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<blockquote data-quote="Blurt" data-source="post: 380830" data-attributes="member: 648"><p>I came here many moons ago because I was lured into believing this site was a factory that produced Bastards. I'd never seen a shiny, new Bastard up close and I was curious.</p><p></p><p>So far, though, I see only refurbished Bastards. No new models, only <s>retards</s> retreads.</p><p></p><p>Between Lokmar spraying religious spittle all over his 15" CRT monitor at the merest suggestion that God doesn't exist to Breakfall's monthly BFexit threads;</p><p></p><p>Between The Dovey Dog-and-Pony Show and The Martini Big Tent Carnival Barker Huckster Hour;</p><p></p><p>Between Aryan's insipid, toothless tootling and Deport Liberals' illiberal deportment;</p><p></p><p>Between the catfights (some of them involving women) and the Burly Man Brawls (some of them involving men);</p><p></p><p>Between Blazor's blind flag waving and Biggies' whiny fag laming;</p><p></p><p>There's nothing new under the sun.</p><p></p><p>All y'all need to do better, forsooth!</p><p></p><p>The old timers are stuck in a loop where the best they can do is reference timers even older than they are. The site should be called the Bastard Nostalgia Factory. More like the Rest Home for Nearly Extinguished Flamers.</p><p></p><p>Thank God for the likes of Lotus Bud, Flynn, Levon, Admin, Lily, and a handful of others who still find ways to delight the masses while producing original content.</p><p></p><p>They represent the best hope this site has of not sinking into a murky blandness.</p><p></p><p>Carry on!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Blurt, post: 380830, member: 648"] I came here many moons ago because I was lured into believing this site was a factory that produced Bastards. I'd never seen a shiny, new Bastard up close and I was curious. So far, though, I see only refurbished Bastards. No new models, only [S]retards[/S] retreads. Between Lokmar spraying religious spittle all over his 15" CRT monitor at the merest suggestion that God doesn't exist to Breakfall's monthly BFexit threads; Between The Dovey Dog-and-Pony Show and The Martini Big Tent Carnival Barker Huckster Hour; Between Aryan's insipid, toothless tootling and Deport Liberals' illiberal deportment; Between the catfights (some of them involving women) and the Burly Man Brawls (some of them involving men); Between Blazor's blind flag waving and Biggies' whiny fag laming; There's nothing new under the sun. All y'all need to do better, forsooth! The old timers are stuck in a loop where the best they can do is reference timers even older than they are. The site should be called the Bastard Nostalgia Factory. More like the Rest Home for Nearly Extinguished Flamers. Thank God for the likes of Lotus Bud, Flynn, Levon, Admin, Lily, and a handful of others who still find ways to delight the masses while producing original content. They represent the best hope this site has of not sinking into a murky blandness. Carry on! [/QUOTE]
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