Fuuuck that accidentally happened to me. When I was a kid I kicked a hard white dog turd and it hit the back of a mate’s head. I started laughing out loud with my mouth open and eyes closed, and he grabbed a fresh dog shit off the grass and threw it right at the back of my throat. I choked and swallowed a bit of dog shit.It was smelly and bitter. It also tasted like it smelt. I was very upset after that and then he was laughing. I wanted to rub dog shit all over him but my germaphobia had kicked in by then…
Bahahhaah. I cracked up.
Damn, I guess everyone in his life had a scat encounter.
I guess many hypocrites here won't tell you that.
I remember when I was 4 or 5 years old. I was playing with a girl. Bicycle, catch and run , etc. Kids stuff.
I never forget when I wanted throw a rock at her. I grabbed a white looking rock. I was DOGG SCAT. It wasn't fresh and cold and steamy. It was old and dry.
It crumbled in my hands. I instantly was CELL SHOCKED and started to cry. It was very sickening for me.
How could nature trolling me.
Of course the girl laughed at me. I runned at home my like a sissy.
I had sad meATs :(