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Oerdin

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If it floats, flies, or fucks then it will be to damn expensive. That means boats, planes, or women.
 

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I take it you're low on cash?

I would ask what's her name.... but that could refer to any of those lol. Maybe I should ask what are their names? lol
 

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womanz are expensive ??
I suppose if yer an ugly dorky fuuuck that reeks of sour mothballs like Oerdingaling then yeh ..I've never paid for a woman other than what's required for an evening aboot
 

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Dead fish float, skeeters fly, and camels fuck.

I’m laughing all the way to the bank here.
 

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Camels have bad breath.

But they’ll get you where you want to go.
 
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Funny, I always thought you were more into moose knuckles, Rancy.
LOL over here they've been called "Beetle Hood" for decades now
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I willl remind everyone the the two best days in a boat owner's life are when he buys the boat and when he sells it.