Your best groaners...

[Blurt]

Bad jokes, silly puns, stand up career-killers... post 'em here.

I'll get it started.

Three-legged dog walks into a saloon, goes up to the bar, tells the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

The soldier who survived attacks of mustard gas and pepper spray is now well-seasoned.

Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too.

UncleDiLF and Aryan walk into a Starbucks, DiLF's treat. DiLF buys a Tall Flat White for himself and gets Aryan a Grande.

 

[X]

what do you call a fish with no eyes ??

A Fsh

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
A: Well-endowed.

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
A: One can’t gargle sand.

 

[X]

why do's some fish swim in saltwater ?

pepper makes the sneeze

 

[The Scoundrel]

What's the difference between Light and Hard?

(A) You can sleep with a light on.

 

[Jeannie]

The 3 Symptoms of Laziness:

#1

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

What do you call a pedophile from outer space??

An extra-molestrial

 

[Jeannie]

whats the difference between a ruble and a dollar?







a dollar

 

[realgrimm]

Whats black and white and red all over

A nun falling down the stairs

 

[realgrimm]

What's red and flesh color and gurgles in the corner

A baby teething on a razorblade

 

[realgrimm]

If a stork brings white babies and a blackbird brings black babies , what bird brings no babies?

A swallow

 

[realgrimm]

How do you KEEP an idiot in suspense.
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[X]

what kind of train eats a lot
a chew chew train

 

[X]

whats green and goes 30 miles an hour ?
a frog in a blender

 

[X]

whats the fastest land mammal

an african kid with dilfy behind 'em

 

[Breakfall]

Q: what goes pink-black, pink-black, pink-black-white?
A: a nigger having a lend of himself!

Heeeeehehehehehe….

 

[Jeannie]

i dont like coke, i just love the way it smells

 

[Breakfall]

i dont like coke, i just love the way it smells

Yoo misspelled cock!

 

[Breakfall]

Q: What’s the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde?

A: A female blonde generally has a higher sperm count.

 

[realgrimm]

 

[TheHaze]