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Funniest thing I’ve read all day!
Pics from your past life.
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Funniest thing I’ve read all day!
It's like one of those damn 80's comedies, where you start spilling water on the boss's wife, only to end up with your hands inside her blouse wiping the water
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We have a couple of lesbians as clients, and my mate is always using the horse dildo reference on the diesel dyke. He sways his arm across himself trying to emulate the strapping dildo, and I piss myself laughing every time. The worse is trying to keep a straight face when they approach.Funniest thing I’ve read all day!
It's like one of those damn 80's comedies, where you start spilling water on the boss's wife, only to end up with your hands inside her blouse wiping the water
Lol
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I bet @The Countess can leave a Lotta lipstick smeared on a man's face. Mind you not as much as a Black Woman but still pretty good.
What's sittin below her chin might hitcha with a big slam across the face first before her lips tho.
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- De donde me da la gana.
How did you not kill that poor woman in childbirth? You were a huge toddler...
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In this site we have Breakfall and Breakboard.
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I want a pic of your head…so I can photoshop a penis into your mouth. That would be most fitting!
My avatar is me from 8 years ago. I lost a bet. I look good now. But don't take that. It is filth when you do that.
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Cracking pics man!!
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truffles?
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Black and some golden Chanterelies. All picked by my friend and I in Sonoma Co. Ca.
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Drifting in Vanuatu… a decade ago.
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Do you go mushroom hunting?
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Yes. Starting with my Grand father. He knew where and when. He used to say, an inch of rain or so. Time to look. My friend Dave in Healdsburg is also a mushroom hound. There appears a lot to it. The moisture, types of trees in the area, weather, etc. The fall is the best time to look, but not the rule. Identification is real important as you might guess. Noting like this in CR, that I’m aware of.
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I’m a horticulturist, but even I am wary of picking the wrong mushrooms when it comes to wild pickings. Love my mushies though…it’s the meat of vegetarians.
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So many things were in abundance when I was growing up. Grampa used to say, a minus tide is setting the table for a feast. He’d pick me up, and head to Bolinas. Wed find big Washington and Horseneck clams in the mud flats. Cockles in the gravel at the beach. A two hour forage for Porchinis in the forest, on the way home. A trip to Sea Ranch for Abalone. Sadly not much of this exists anymore.
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Wish I knew which mushrooms to pick.
On a hike up the mountain, I can find 10 varieties.
