The fucking carnival barker is selling perfume now
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I'm waiting for Trump Underwear!
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I wonder when he'll start selling his makeup for the other pasty MAGATS?
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Why Trump hasn't started an OnlyFans page is beyond me, his base would be all over that!
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IOW: "OH MAH GOWD DIS BUSINESSMAN IS DOING BUSINESSTHINGS!!!"
Jesus fucking Christ, drink something other than Kool-Aid just for the novelty of it.
I've little doubt that, in an earlier era, you'd have been screaming yourself hoarse over Edison, as well. Evidently, nothing offends you quite so sorely as someone you don't like engaging in a busy and productive life. Failures, successes, you don't seem to care as long as you've got something to hate.
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How much would you be willing to pay to have access to Trump's OnlyFans page?
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You're not much use to anyone alive, are you?
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Apparently, a lot. After all, Trump's not part of the establishment! As he starts sounding exactly like the establishment.
In other words, the POTUS is not supposed to be a businessman. Was Edison the POTUS? Why do you think the emoluments clause even exists? Do you understand the concept of profiting from a government position and why that is so dangerous to democracy? What is your IQ? FFS. Jesus fucking Christ. You're a goddamn soulless creature.
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BUT HE DONATES HIS SALARY!!!
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Can he pay us back for the wall? I mean he is the asshole with all the money after all….
I know. Such a sacrifice while he's hawking the position of POTUS to the tune of millions.
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Most failures are jealous of successful people.......and you have demonstrated you are that pathetic.
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GFY Fat Boy. The White House was not designed to be a point of sale display.
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He's declared bankruptcy how many times? Borrowed how many millions of $ from da-da?
.I am waaaaay behind. I am such a failure not to have 7 bankruptcies and needing to be bailed out by daddy.
I am very jealous of successful bankruptists.
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You need to step up your bankruptcy game, if you ever want to make something of yourself and be reality tv successful!
The fact that you think of Trump as successful is a riot. He is a successful grifter, yes. If that's your idea of success, I can only say I feel truly sorry for you. Of course, you're the guy who can't stop bragging about his McMansion. Shallow bullshit, pal.
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What, is he sending down an edict that "All military servicemembers shall purchase and wear Eau de Trump"? Get the fuck off it.
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The fact that you're so historically illiterate that you don't know that most business ventures fail way more than they succeed is what's fucking hilarious, and shows that you've never actually produced a fucking thing in your entire life.
No business venture, ever, in human history, has enjoyed a 100% success rate.
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Tell you what, Trump can have Eric, Don Jr. and the rest of his brood launder money through some eastern European shithole and carve out "10% for the big guy" -- and you'll be fine with that.
Right?
Right?
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If I was President, I'd sell reverse mortgages, discount health insurance and Bibles, and autographed trading cards. Cameo by request.
You are incredible. Do you really think the only objection anyone has to categorizing Trump as successful is because he doesn't have a 100% success rate? Just how delusional are you? He is a liar, a cheater, a huckster, and a promoter of absolute bullshit products. Trump University. Trump steaks. Trump shoes. Trump Bibles. Are you fucking kidding me? He is also a man who succeeds through subterfuge and ripping others off. You are a complete sycophant, and a ridiculous moron.
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On the other hand, he does smell like genuine sewer rat. Ode der Trump got real MAGAroma.
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Hiya Lotus. You should buy a bottle of Trump's new perfume to offset, you know, that embarrassing rotting meat stench that wizened crones develop in their nether areas.
Your beta cuck libman would surely appreciate it. ;)
Do you hear yourself? "Trump's new perfume." Those three words together should embarrass the fuck out of you. Your president is hawking perfume with his name on it. Good god, man. Have some self respect.
The idiocracy.
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I know, but do keep your panties on.
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