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I wonder if her insurance policy covered new upholstery?
God that must have been embarrassing, explaining to her insurance company the reason for her claim.
To Bastard Factory
- Thread starter Flynn
- Start date
God that must have been embarrassing, explaining to her insurance company the reason for her claim.
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- 14,260
Her cousin Moooaaavis is looking well on the front left there...
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- 4,819
- Location
- Far from yup!
OP
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No wonder you haven't been "laid" in over a decade, you're the archdiocese of F-at Fucked Up Loser.
What a fucking straight up nerd.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
No wonder you haven't been "laid" in over a decade, you're the archdiocese of F-at Fucked Up Loser.
What a fucking straight up nerd.
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
- Reaction score
- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
No wonder Retardicus hasn't had sex in over a decade, look how the fuck acts online. IRL I bet F-at Alberticus is a primo fucking stalker.
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- Los Santos
Better a stalker than a traitor. You need to calm down honey. Look at yourself!
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
No. Not even close you fucking lazy F-at fuck.
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- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
Oh, I think I'm very close sweet cheeks. Very close indeed. lol
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- Far from yup!
- Reaction score
- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
I think I can manage one pull-up and maybe even a sit-up or two.
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- Far from yup!
I doubt that. You know you're soo out of shape, you make Large Lily look like an Olympic Sprinter.
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- Los Santos
I'm an optimist.
wizer
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- Location
- Somewhere in the US
That's not something to brag about. I'm a bit lazy in the workout department but even I can do better than that.
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- Los Santos
I was being sarcastic dude.
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- Far from yup!
You mean it's time to see an Optometrist, 4 eyes?
wizer
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- Reaction score
- 1,035
- Location
- Somewhere in the US
So then how many pullups and situps can you really do without stopping?
- Reaction score
- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
Never tried. I have nothing to prove.
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
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- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
Okay lol
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- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
I use fakes you moron.
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- Far from yup!
Said by a guy who weighs 290lbs and is blind as fuck. Yeah, real fucking healthy.
What a fucking pig.
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- Location
- Los Santos
228 lbs to be precise.
wizer
Regular Member
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- 1,035
- Location
- Somewhere in the US
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you've posted real pictures of yourself.
Unfortunately, while it might have seemed like a good idea at the time, doing so can and will be used against you.
I wish I wasn't speaking from personal experience here.
OP
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
OP
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
Yeah. Right.
- Reaction score
- 5,301
- Location
- Los Santos
I already told you I use fake images, and for this very reason.
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- 4,819
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- Far from yup!
