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[Flynn]

That's what I'm talking about!


And Her Grace is a nice gal, but she's a bit too Moor for my tastes. Plus her feet aren't quite as thoroughbred. Might have been back in the day, but she's a granny now.

Have you asked Flea for a pic of her feet? She seems to take care of herself at the ripe old age of 95.

A granny? These days granny's can be in their 20's. Just ask Dove.

 

[Admin.]

Well...it's certainly not a cawk. And it's certainly not the one in your mouth.

Oh humor, nyuk nyuk nyuk!

 

[Flynn]

Oh humor, nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Don't like it?

Then shut the fuck up.

 

[Admin.]

Don't like it?

Then shut the fuck up.

It’s a metaphor

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Have you asked Flea for a pic of her feet? She seems to take care of herself at the ripe old age of 95.

A granny? These days granny's can be in their 20's. Just ask Dove.

No. She never offered them up in her avatars. Preferred the duck-faced selfies all the time. Don't know what the fuck's up with that.

i don't think Doves is a granny yet but she's more white than Flea.

 

[Flynn]

No. She never offered them up in her avatars. Preferred the duck-faced selfies all the time. Don't know what the fuck's up with that.

i don't think Doves is a granny yet but she's more white than Flea.

Like I said, ask her. I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

Dove...Dove...Dove, I kinda miss that stupid bitch. I say that now, but when she finally does show up, I revert back to wanting to eliminate her on sight.

Oh look at me getting all misty eyed thinking about all these retarded fucks.

 

[Flynn]

It’s a metaphor

Do I need to warn the Metaphor that you might try to suck its cawk?

 

[Admin.]

It’s a metaphor

Do I need to warn the Metaphor that you might try to suck its cawk?

You’re never going to get in my pants by being rude. FYI.

 

[Admin.]

You’re never going to get in my pants by being rude. FYI.

 

[Flynn]

You’re never going to get in my pants by being rude. FYI.

Like there's any room for me with Biggie Shitstain already living in your crotch.

 

[Bastard Factory]

No.

A "personal" phone call that is unsolicited with the intent to harass, annoy, or scare the party becomes a crime, a Federal crime because the incident crossed state lines and electronic communication devices were used. Had BF did that to me, I would have immediately pressed charges on the Federal and State level.

There is no expectation of privacy when you commit a crime.

You just wanna fuck me.

Shoot me that number hun.

 

[Flynn]

You just wanna fuck me.

Shoot me that number hun.

C'mon...stop.

Not here.

People will talk and Alticus will get jealous again.

Oh God! I do want you! I can't resist the pale death palor of your skin, and those cracked and almost bluish lips that look like they'll spark a fire if rubbed together too vigorously. And that hair! You have such awesome corn colored hair, perhaps the most endearing part is that cowlick that never seems to wanna lay down, but other than that you make my legs turn into jelly like Alticus' belly.

You are soooo right! I didn't realize that I was in love with what could be Jim Carey's retarded older brother. I mean how can any woman resist your sexist remarks and your fascinating thoughts on barn yard animal sex. Yes, what a catch you are.

I am soo close to giving you Biggie's number...oops, I mean my number. To all my detractors, disregard the last part.

But, yeah BF, I want you to be my daddy, that way after the glorious 25-minute anal sex session we will have (me pegging you with Admin's face) you can call up all of my family members on a Sunday at 7 in the morning and leave them disturbing voicemails as well.

Doesn't that sound fun and sexay?!?!

Yay, me!

I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

 

[wizer]

You just wanna fuck me.

Shoot me that number hun.

@Bastard Factory: You used a phone number you obtained without the owner's consent, you called him early in the morning and left a threatening voice message that you will "fuck him up". As if that's not bad enough, you make jokes about it. Worse yet, you are owner/administrator of the board where several of those who were involved are current and past members.

You sir are a disgrace and possibly mentally unbalanced and even dangerous.

 

[Admin.]

C'mon...stop.

Not here.

People will talk and Alticus will get jealous again.

Oh God! I do want you! I can't resist the pale death palor of your skin, and those cracked and almost bluish lips that look like they'll spark a fire if rubbed together too vigorously. And that hair! You have such awesome corn colored hair, perhaps the most endearing part is that cowlick that never seems to wanna lay down, but other than that you make my legs turn into jelly like Alticus' belly.

You are soooo right! I didn't realize that I was in love with what could be Jim Carey's retarded older brother. I mean how can any woman resist your sexist remarks and your fascinating thoughts on barn yard animal sex. Yes, what a catch you are.

I am soo close to giving you Biggie's number...oops, I mean my number. To all my detractors, disregard the last part.

But, yeah BF, I want you to be my daddy, that way after the glorious 25-minute anal sex session we will have (me pegging you with Admin's face) you can call up all of my family members on a Sunday at 7 in the morning and leave them disturbing voicemails as well.

Doesn't that sound fun and sexay?!?!

Yay, me!

I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

It’s as if you know everything about me

 

[Admin.]

@Bastard Factory: You used a phone number you obtained without the owner's consent, you called him early in the morning and left a threatening voice message that you will "fuck him up". As if that's not bad enough, you make jokes about it. Worse yet, you are owner/administrator of the board where several of those who were involved are current and past members.

You sir are a disgrace and possibly mentally unbalanced and even dangerous.

You should stomp your little feet and raise an indignant little fuss!

 

[Flynn]

@Bastard Factory: You used a phone number you obtained without the owner's consent, you called him early in the morning and left a threatening voice message that you will "fuck him up". As if that's not bad enough, you make jokes about it. Worse yet, you are owner/administrator of the board where several of those who were involved are current and past members.

You sir are a disgrace and possibly mentally unbalanced and even dangerous.

wizer, I love the enthusiasm but we have to be honest here, even to a fault.

What BF said was:

"Get up you lazy fuck" or " Wake the fuck up" "you've got work to do..."

Or something to that nature. It was BF being BF. Nothing more, nothing less.

I appreciate your input, it is opening up some closed eyes.

Thank you.

**I owe you a favor. Whenever, wherever just ask.

 

[Flynn]

It’s as if you know everything about me

???

As much as you'd like that message directed at your cawk loving ass, it wasn’t.

Besides, you don't have a cowlick.

 

[wizer]

wizer, I love the enthusiasm but we have to be honest here, even to a fault.

What BF said was:

"Get up you lazy fuck" or " Wake the fuck up" "you've got work to do..."

I gotta go listen to that VM again. I thought I heard him say "fuck you up".

Perhaps I was mistaken

BRB

 

[Flynn]

You should stomp your little feet and raise an indignant little fuss!

Seriously admin. You told me in a pm you wanted nothing to do with this. Why on Earth do you keep on trying to run interference for Bastard Factory? He doesn't even like you, at one point he really wanted you gone, I had to go to bat for you, that way he wouldn't expell you from this community.

You know, you people are really ungrateful to every single mod that tried to make this place better. Even Lily before the absolute power drove her mad went to bat for some of you fucks, even Lily. You stink birds have no fucking idea what goes on in the back channels here at BF. Oh? All my pm's? I have half a terabyte worth of screenshots, but I choose to only post the ones with no P.I. and a topic that everyone is involved in. No, seriously, you ungrateful fucks could sometimes acknowledge the hard work that goes into running a forum like this.

You...Admin, when was the last time your ignorant and selfish ass thanked Alticus and BF for pretty much letting you act like a fucking retard without any repercussions? Yes, I know you donated cash money but how long have you been acting like a goofball on crack out here? You used up that donation money. Just a simple thank you would be nice to hear/see from you, instead of your cawk swallowing ass always wanting something from them. Wake up tool, either start posting normal like a human being or fork out more donation money to cover another year of your worthless diatribe.

 

[wizer]

@Flynn

I distinctly hear "fuck you over" in the last few seconds of the VM.

 

[wizer]

You should stomp your little feet and raise an indignant little fuss!

Reported!

 

[Flynn]

@Flynn

I distinctly hear "fuck you over" in the last few seconds of the VM.

I believe it's, "you fucking ogre."

 

[Admin.]

I believe it's, "you fucking ogre."

Serendipitous or conspiracy, you make the call

 

[wizer]

I believe it's, "you fucking ogre."

Just our luck, such a crucial part of the message is garbled because BF has a speech impediment.

 

[Flynn]

Just our luck, such a crucial part of the message is garbled because BF has a speech impediment.

Right?!

That was the crucial piece...

 

[No One]

I have half a terabyte worth of screenshots,

Woah.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

C'mon...stop.

Not here.

People will talk and Alticus will get jealous again.

Oh God! I do want you! I can't resist the pale death palor of your skin, and those cracked and almost bluish lips that look like they'll spark a fire if rubbed together too vigorously. And that hair! You have such awesome corn colored hair, perhaps the most endearing part is that cowlick that never seems to wanna lay down, but other than that you make my legs turn into jelly like Alticus' belly.

You are soooo right! I didn't realize that I was in love with what could be Jim Carey's retarded older brother. I mean how can any woman resist your sexist remarks and your fascinating thoughts on barn yard animal sex. Yes, what a catch you are.

I am soo close to giving you Biggie's number...oops, I mean my number. To all my detractors, disregard the last part.

But, yeah BF, I want you to be my daddy, that way after the glorious 25-minute anal sex session we will have (me pegging you with Admin's face) you can call up all of my family members on a Sunday at 7 in the morning and leave them disturbing voicemails as well.

Doesn't that sound fun and sexay?!?!

Yay, me!

I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

Sabu!

Where you been buddy?

 

[Flynn]

Sabu!

Where you been buddy?

You know...you're an idiot.

I decided to give you a chance to talk to me and instead of me blowing you out of the water like I normally do, I actually corresponded with you. I told you all about Fred's terrorist hobbies, then you come in here later trying to say another pilot took over my account.

Yeah, see everytime I give you nitwits a chance to change my mind you let me down. Especially you, you've been around for a great while and I never really had a chat with you to see what you are about. Welp! Today I saw enough. You know, you really disgust me. All you're interested in is sex, more sex and weird sex. Look, do us all a favor next time. Before you log on here, jerk off to Admin's sucking a big cawk, and then imagine Lily sitting on your face after taking a nice big wet dump. Incidently, if you think a woman that rotund can wipe and reach all the nooks and cranies(?) after shitting out 9 pounds of methane laced ozone killing turds, think again. After you have properly ejaculated into your plastic Scooby-Doo lunch box, then come out here. No one wants to read your sad attempts at e-dating.

Truthfully, you're just too big of a dork to deal with. You've been Larping this whole time constantly calling Flea, "your highness" and other stupid outdated old English gibberish. Not only that, but after dealing with you today, I've come to realize I don't fucking like you. With that being said, take your dog and pony show down the street to TBC where they appreciate juvenile banter along with anything that has to do with dicks.

 

[Alticus]

Flynn and wizer sittin' in a tree....

 

[Jack]

I-P-P-I ing