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Never very high, I’m a pussy when it comes to heights..

When was the last time you hurt yourself at home and ran round screaming obscenities?
 

TheHaze

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Three years ago but didn't run around because I broke my back and 3 ribs -

Have you ever punch someone in the face and do damage like knock some teeth out ?
 

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yah wasn't as cool as Batman makes it look

what're you doing to pass the time tonight ?
 

TheHaze

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What's the question ?

Have you ever watch someone die ?
 
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If you could secretly download one subject to your brain and be an absolute genius at it, what subject would you choose ?
 

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Kama sutra ............ have you ever eaten Bear meat ?
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No on the bear meat.

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I would download virology.

If you invented a cure for a prominent disease like cancer or COVID-19, would you share it with the world for free or sell it for a billion dollars?
 
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Flog it of course, I’m a mercenary cunt...



If you could have anyone alive or back from the dead , to stay with you during lock down ?
 

TheHaze

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Fuck no

is your neighbors wife easy?
She is a very nice person and 78 years old and about 5'4" and around 400 lbs and hard to believe her fat ass is still sucking in good air !

How many times have you been married ? Me just once - - - - - -
 

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Fire. The heater fan in our apartment lit up a few years ago. House was full of smoke and the poodle woke me up. I got up, had a pee, and realized what was going on when he instinctively jumped in the tub. We put it out and got the NNFD and maintenance in to clear the smoke and put in a new heater. Mid December, no heat, and windows open for 3 days.

Is your dog smarter than you?
 

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Fire. The heater fan in our apartment lit up a few years ago. House was full of smoke and the poodle woke me up. I got up, had a pee, and realized what was going on when he instinctively jumped in the tub. We put it out and got the NNFD and maintenance in to clear the smoke and put in a new heater. Mid December, no heat, and windows open for 3 days.

Is your dog smarter than you?
In some cases, sure. They know when tornados and earthquakes are coming before I do and can instantly detect a clever smiling douchebag the moment they approach where it takes me an entire minute, sometimes two.

Have you ever tried caviar?
 

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Sometimes, but not all the time.

What do you think the time limit is on this lockdown before everyone throws their hands up and says, "fuck this!"? A month, three months, a year?
 

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I think this is a time when everyone worldwide should respect social distancing as normal.

When was the last time you shook hands?
 

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The politician's answer.. I agree, but I was asking about a time frame.

It's been fist bumps since this thing started.
2020 will be known as the year the handshake disappeared from global culture, forever replaced by the fist bump, and maybe not even that.

If you saw an "isolation enforcing surveillance drone" in the sky, would you laugh when someone shoots it down, or report them?