I am formulating a ban list for donation project

What is this even about?

Who is she supposed to be talking to?

Why would someone buy a ban if buying a ban was even a thing?

There are so many questions
 
1 people would cry too much
2 people would miss me and might not be able to carry on
3 people wouldn't be able to bask in the glory of me
4 people need to gaze upon the brilliance of my posts, it brightens up their day
5 I'm great me
 
I don't understand what's not clear
Why do you need 5 reasons not to buy someone's ban?

Why would you want to buy someone's ban?

How could you buy a non tangible item such as a ban in the first place even if you had no good reason not to buy it?
 
1 people would cry too much
2 people would miss me and might not be able to carry on
3 people wouldn't be able to bask in the glory of me
4 people need to gaze upon the brilliance of my posts, it brightens up their day
5 I'm great me


You are no longer eligible for banning.
 
Why do you need 5 reasons not to buy someone's ban?

Why would you want to buy someone's ban?

How could you buy a non tangible item such as a ban in the first place even if you had no good reason not to buy it?
Because it's what I decided.

Because it's fun

Each banning is a donation to the forum. I call it a win-win