Post Your Winter Gut Picture Challenge

Check it out, @Martini !!!!



That is about 625 pounds of Pure Woman Flesh that is getting excited about the prospect of seeing your pic!!!!
 
Dumb fucker is all proud and shit. He must have grown up destitute he's so proud of his efforts.

:LOL3:
Poor hairless clueless Prowler, I do feel sorry for him sometimes
 

Remember to pull up your shirt.

Maybe do a little Rick Rude dance....

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The Prowler wants martini to do a striptease for him :LOL3:
Does your wife mind this prowler?
 
I am waiting to see your picture, @Fredreeks!!!!


I have an ultra-wide monitor so it will fit!!!
Does your missis know you beg sexy women online for their pics? I think I need to have a little word with her
 
Then you'd have to tell her "cuz she made me bawl like a big babby"

I was at the grocer's a bit ago. I was looking at their flowers, some were rather pretty, tbh. It's an upscale supermarket, so their stuff is a little better in quality.

As I looked at the bouquets, it dawned on me. Howler stole those flowers from the hospice place he goes to torture old folks. He then gifted them to her.

It's scandalous!
 
I was at the grocer's a bit ago. I was looking at their flowers, some were rather pretty, tbh. It's an upscale supermarket, so their stuff is a little better in quality.

As I looked at the bouquets, it dawned on me. Howler stole those flowers from the hospice place he goes to torture old folks. He then gifted them to her.

It's scandalous!
Maybe his wife deserved those crappy flowers, she does sound like a bit of an old bag
 
You know, I've wondered what kind of twat wants to spend any time with him.
She's probably bigger than him, and slaps him round a bit. I bet he loves it too
 
Good luck on that...she's too ashamed.
Why do you wear your trousers pulled up to your moobs flynn? Its so off putting. Old blokes can still dress well you know