I Broke...

George from Pizza Hut

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...and now you'll have to deal with me for a while, if you losers were wondering why I'm out here as much as you fucks.

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George from Pizza Hut

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How the fuck did you do that, George from Pizza Hut?

Well THANKS for asking Reggie!

Stupid me went skiing at night after smoking/drinking 1 joint, 2 bong hits and at least 3 glasses of Champagne. I know how much I had because I was planning on driving home right after, so I didn't want to be over my limit and be impaired.

That didn't work out too well.

As I explained to the EMS team that tended to me, a tree with at least 3 little saplings ran out in front of me as they were making their way further in Canada from the states. How that turned into a U.A. and blood test at the hospital still confuses me.

But, thank you for asking. That was very kind of you, even if you didn't want to.
 

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...and now you'll have to deal with me for a while, if you losers were wondering why I'm out here as much as you fucks.

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Why is your forehead a different shape than in your other pics? Hair transplants or different daughter? You can't get nothing past me George from Pizza Hut, you should know this by now, I'm like girl Colombo
 

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Well THANKS for asking Reggie!

Stupid me went skiing at night after smoking/drinking 1 joint, 2 bong hits and at least 3 glasses of Champagne. I know how much I had because I was planning on driving home right after, so I didn't want to be over my limit and be impaired.

That didn't work out too well.

As I explained to the EMS team that tended to me, a tree with at least 3 little saplings ran out in front of me as they were making their way further in Canada from the states. How that turned into a U.A. and blood test at the hospital still confuses me.

But, thank you for asking. That was very kind of you, even if you didn't want to.
You should know better than to go skiing at night at your age. Especially after a bunch of bongs and 6 glasses of champagne.

That's a cute pink cast, though. How long you gotta have than on?
 
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George from Pizza Hut

George from Pizza Hut

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Why is your forehead a different shape than in your other pics? Hair transplants or different daughter? You can't get nothing past me George from Pizza Hut, you should know this by now, I'm like girl Colombo

My forehead/s grew over the summer. That's what happens to Slovenian women when they're past the age of 30.

What you should have been asking is, why is my hair lighter?
 
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George from Pizza Hut

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I thought it looked smaller actually. Her hairs lighter because that daughter uses peroxide. She looks nice though, not knocking her

No, I lighten my hair now because of the gray coming in. It's too noticeable with my dark hair. Purely cosmetic on my part.
 

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Total blonde, yes. Blonde highlights look nice

To each his own. I think it's embarrassing to try to look white.

I have greys around my temples. I dye it back to my natural hair color. They've tried to convince me to go lighter, but I don't care for the look myself.
 

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Shit!!!!
I’m glad you’re okay George from Pizza Hut looks like no fucking JACKs head for awhile