I Broke...

[Blandscape]

Thanks Jim, everyone loves reading your font sizes, and your use of italics, and sometimes the colours you use can be quite beautifully engaging.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't know why brown Latinas do blonde.

Ay, ay, ay...

Is that "cultural appropriation?"

 

[Reggie_Essent]

To each his own. I think it's embarrassing to try to look white.

I have greys around my temples. I dye it back to my natural hair color. They've tried to convince me to go lighter, but I don't care for the look myself.

You are white, stupid girl.

 

[Lily]

Is that "cultural appropriation?"

Maybe. I don't get my undies in a knot about that kind of thing.

 

[Lily]

You are white, stupid girl.

So, my indigenous ancestors were white?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So, my indigenous ancestors were white?

They were probably violently raped by your white Asturian ancestors.

Did I ever mention to you that the Asturian conquistadors were known as the most violent and rapacious all the Spaniard conquistadors?

 

[Lily]

They were probably violently raped by your white Asturian ancestors.

Did I ever mention to you that the Asturian conquistadors were known as the most violent and rapacious all the Spaniard conquistadors?

Mine came after the conquest, yo. They came early, but it was still about 100 years after Cortes, dear Reggie.

1609 or so.

Nevertheless, the indigenous blood I have makes me a mutt, ask the racist decider Adam.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Mine came after the conquest, yo. They came early, but it was still about 100 years after Cortes, dear Reggie.

1609 or so.

Nevertheless, they indigenous blood I have makes me a mutt, ask the racist decider Adam.

You're an American, dear. You're not "indigenous," you're not "Latina-America,' you're an American.

Own it and stop whining about shit in the past you can't do anything about.

 

[Seamajor]

That's plenty of time to drive at least three or four tards into meltdown mode.

Just you friend

 

[Blandscape]

You're an American, dear. You're not "indigenous," you're not "Latina-America,' you're an American.

Own it and stop whining about shit in the past you can't do anything about.

She is more American than your poor white American European trash ass.

 

[Lily]

You're an American, dear. You're not "indigenous," you're not "Latina-America,' you're an American.

Own it and stop whining about shit in the past you can't do anything about.

I've never denied having American nationality. You know, I'm also female. I'm many things...including being Mexican in origin. Why does that bother you?

But you can claim Scottish ancestry though you haven't had any Scottish influence in 200 years? Get the fuck out.

You're as Scots as I am, tool.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

She is more American than your poor white American European trash ass.

Quiet little lowlander subject, the Americans are talking.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I've never denied having American nationality. You know, I'm also female. I'm many things...including having Mexican in origin. Why does that bother you?

But you can claim Scottish ancestry though you haven't had any Scottish influence in 200 years? Get the fuck out.

You're as Scots as I am, tool.

That's the point, silly woman. There ain't nothing Scot or any there kind of Eurotard ancestry in me, I'm an American.

So are you.

So drop the Mexican this and Indigenous that and just be an American.

This is something you and I can understand, but inferior foreigners like Blandy never will.

 

[Lily]

That's the point, silly woman. There ain't nothing Scot or any there kind of Eurotard ancestry in me, I'm an American.

So are you.

So drop the Mexican this and Indigenous that and just be an American.

This is something you and I can understand, but inferior foreigners like Blandy never will.

I'm American plus. So are you, apparently. Check your profile for more info.

 

[Flynn]

We almost have the same hair color, Flynn. I’m doing blonde little by little so I don’t burn my hair tho

I'm doing it to cover up my grays.

 

[Jack]

Quiet little lowlander subject, the Americans are talking.

DDS

 

[Flynn]

As long as your black, fragile ego is not compromised, I think we will all survive.

Then we're A-OK!

 

[Seamajor]

Quiet little lowlander subject, the Americans are talking.

Which Americans dummy? North, Central or South Americans?

 

[Fredricka]

Quiet little lowlander subject, the Americans are talking.

You could be related to blandscape, is this how you want to talk to your family?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You could be related to blandscape, is this how you want to talk to your family?

Every family has a dullard no-account cousin that shows up for family gatherings to snarf food like a starving pig and make everyone uncomfortable with their drunken antics.

 

[Lily]

Every family has a dullard no-account cousin that shows up for family gatherings to snarf food like a starving pig and make everyone uncomfortable with their drunken antics.

What about Blandscape threatens you?

 

[Flynn]

What about Blandscape threatens you?

His speech impediment.

 

[Lily]

His speech impediment.

I don't hear it.

 

[Flynn]

I don't hear it.

That's because you lurve him....

 

[Lily]

That's because you lurve him....

I do like him a great deal. I do. He's great.

Is that bad?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I do like him a great deal. I do. He's great.

Is that bad?

No, dear. Lots of American ladies fall for the exaggerated brogue schtick.

 

[Lily]

No, dear. Lots of American ladies fall for the exaggerated brogue schtick.

I am guessing Shampain has the same accent, or similar accent. I don't like him nearly as much.

Care to explain?

 

[Flynn]

I do like him a great deal. I do. He's great.

Is that bad?

Did I say it was bad to lurve someone that looks as though their head is a flaking, and sunburned penis?

 

[Lily]

Did I say it was bad to lurve someone that looks as though their head is a flaking, and sunburned penis?

I don't know about all of that.

You bitch no matter what I say. This is what I come to expect. You're a bitch.

 

[Flynn]

I don't know about all of that.

You bitch no matter what I say. This is what I come to expect. You're a bitch.

You're one to talk about being bitchy.

Are you saying that you don't lurve me anymore?

You're leaving me for a 95-year-old vegetable hooked up to a ventilator, whose head looks like a peeled egg plant?