Fuckin' Cock!

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I used an app to order takeout. I'm watching my monitor showing the route he's taking to deliver to my building. It showed on the tracking route that he was very near my building so I'm waiting for him to buzz me so I can go down and get the food. No buzzer sound, so I looked out the window and saw him walking back to his car. I yelled out to him and he pointed to the front of the building. I went downstairs and there was my paper bag of food sitting on the damp and dirty floor where all of the tenants and other deliveries have to walk on, and what's really pouring salt on the wound is that a tip is mandatory during the ordering process ffs!
 
I didn't feel like cooking, that's why I ordered out you simpleton.

That is why your finances are so bad. You have no discipline and are lazy.

It is fine if you are happy living that way, but you might want to stop complaining so much. Nobody likes a whiny bitch.
 
That is why your finances are so bad. You have no discipline and are lazy.

It is fine if you are happy living that way, but you might want to stop complaining so much. Nobody likes a whiny bitch.
Well, thank you for your approval. It means the world to me.
 
You know the Paki drivers often spit in the food, right?

Sometimes they pick their asses and sprinkle the little chunks over the food.

Bon appétit!!!
If they do and the customer eats the food and doesn't notice, then the joke is on the delivery guys.
 
Prowler and x jumped in this thread as soon as they saw the title, they got so excited
 
More sexual innuendo @Lily what is wrong with you gorda leftist pigs??
You’re a lady pervert .. like Jack BAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
I used an app to order takeout. I'm watching my monitor showing the route he's taking to deliver to my building. It showed on the tracking route that he was very near my building so I'm waiting for him to buzz me so I can go down and get the food. No buzzer sound, so I looked out the window and saw him walking back to his car. I yelled out to him and he pointed to the front of the building. I went downstairs and there was my paper bag of food sitting on the damp and dirty floor where all of the tenants and other deliveries have to walk on, and what's really pouring salt on the wound is that a tip is mandatory during the ordering process ffs!
He buzzed, but you couldn’t hear it over the slapping sound of you beating off for the fifth time today
 
FA t lily is very angry today ha ha nothing like an angry FA t beaner beaner ha ha ha b a