Garitty the cAt puncher is back but not really because he said hes never coming back

[X]

Leave the kittys alone buddy

 

[X]

 

[X]

well, Im glad you never came back again

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You don't care for Mr. Garraty, X?

 

[X]

You don't care for Mr. Garraty, X?

I do, hes very boring and it takes a week to spit out a sentence but hes a really nice guy just fucking with him but he dislikes me somethinhg fierce

howd the floor prob go?

 

[Garraty_47]

It's nice to see some things haven't changed.
Well, when I say "nice" I mean "for fuck's sake here we go again" but I'm way too nice to type that out loud.

...or AM I?

 

[X]

It's nice to see some things haven't changed.
Well, when I say "nice" I mean "for fuck's sake here we go again" but I'm way too nice to type that out loud.

...or AM I?

Just fucking say hi you molassesy sum bich

 

[X]

 

[X]

@jack you pervert gtfo of my thred

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I do, hes very boring and it takes a week to spit out a sentence but hes a really nice guy just fucking with him but he dislikes me somethinhg fierce

howd the floor prob go?

I'm gonna look for a Mexican. The White dude didn't work out. It works out for me in the end since I'll pay the Mexican slave labor wages compared to the decent rate I would have paid the white guy, but he fucked up and I was just gonna give him the work as a favor for someone anyways.

 

[X]

I'm gonna look for a Mexican. The White dude didn't work out. It works out for me in the end since I'll pay the Mexican slave labor wages compared to the decent rate I would have paid the white guy, but he fucked up and I was just gonna give him the work as a favor for someone anyways.

was it laying carpet or lamenate or wood maybe a repair I was a nieghbor Id do it free for you

 

[Reggie_Essent]

was it laying carpet or lamenate or wood maybe a repair I was a nieghbor Id do it free for you

It was to rip out the old carpet and install a laminate. Moved all my shit out of the front room and got my ass out of bed on a Saturday at 6:30 and the motherfucker didn't show up.

Fucking White People!

A Mexican would have been ringing the bell at 5:30AM.

 

[X]

It was to rip out the old carpet and install a laminate. Moved all my shit out of the front room and got my ass out of bed on a Saturday at 6:30 and the motherfucker didn't show up.

Fucking White People!

A Mexican would have been ringing the bell at 5:30AM.

one room?? 2 hours work

 

[Garraty_47]

Just fucking say hi you molassesy sum bich

Eat a bowl of cow flop you repetitious wanksplat.

 

[Lily]

It was to rip out the old carpet and install a laminate. Moved all my shit out of the front room and got my ass out of bed on a Saturday at 6:30 and the motherfucker didn't show up.

Fucking White People!

A Mexican would have been ringing the bell at 5:30AM.

Truth. The job would have been done by 10:30 this morning.

 

[X]

Eat a bowl of cow flop you repetitious wanksplat.

I knew you still loved me

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Truth. The job would have been done by 10:30 this morning.

If I'd hired a Mexican? Yes, it would have. Let your tummy have that rich glow feeling you get when you've filled it with some carbohydrate-rich treat.

Yes, Lily. I admit. I should have hired a Mexican to get my project done on time and on budget.

That's what I get for having compassion for the friend of a friend who needed some work so I obliged.

In future, I will always put my own clear advantage first like all the MAGAts of your imaginings.

 

[Lily]

If I'd hired a Mexican? Yes, it would have. Let your tummy have that rich glow feeling you get when you've filled it with some carbohydrate-rich treat.

Yes, Lily. I admit. I should have hired a Mexican to get my project done on time and on budget.

That's what I get for having compassion for the friend of a friend who needed some work so I obliged.

In future, I will always put my own clear advantage first like all the MAGAts of your imaginings.

Sorry to say, sincerely sorry, that I don't eat a carb rich diet any longer. Quite sorry indeed.

In any case, I don't believe in doing favors for friends that involve important matters, like my home or my finances. It's business. My former sister-in-law had a restaurant. When we went to her restaurant, we'd pay like any other customer. It wasn't her job to feed us from her business.

When we were invited to her home for dinner, that was something else entirely. Business is business and friendship/family is another thing. It's disrespectful to ask for favors from friends/family that impacts their life, financially or even in terms of convenience.

 

[X]

Sorry to say, sincerely sorry, that I don't eat a carb rich diet any longer. Quite sorry indeed.

In any case, I don't believe in doing favors for friends that involve important matters, like my home or my finances. It's business. My former sister-in-law had a restaurant. When we went to her restaurant, we'd pay like any other customer. It wasn't her job to feed us from her business.

When we were invited to her home for dinner, that was something else entirely. Business is business and friendship/family is another thing. It's disrespectful to ask for favors from friends/family that impacts their life, financially or even in terms of convenience.

Oh God yes!! Don’t ever go to family for help when it could potentially impact their lives …. Only during convenient and happy times one has a family
The more you talk about yourself it paints such a miserable picture

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sorry to say, sincerely sorry, that I don't eat a carb rich diet any longer. Quite sorry indeed.

In any case, I don't believe in doing favors for friends that involve important matters, like my home or my finances. It's business. My former sister-in-law had a restaurant. When we went to her restaurant, we'd pay like any other customer. It wasn't her job to feed us from her business.

When we were invited to her home for dinner, that was something else entirely. Business is business and friendship/family is another thing. It's disrespectful to ask for favors from friends/family that impacts their life, financially or even in terms of convenience.

Are you sure you ain't a dago bitch?

 

[X]

Anyways this threed isn’t about barnyard poarkers it’s about cat puncher garitty 47 and how we’re all very happy to have the sucker back.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Anyways this threed isn’t about barnyard poarkers it’s about cat puncher garitty 47 and how we’re all very happy to have the sucker back.

We are? I didn't realize Vitty had gone anywhere.

 

[Fredricka]

We are? I didn't realize Vitty had gone anywhere.

He made a big impact on you then

 

[Garraty_47]

He made a big impact on you then

Sarcasm is Reggie's love language.
It's one of his few redeeming qualities.

 

[X]

Sarcasm is Reggie's love language.
It's one of his few redeeming qualities.

Pull up an avi and stay awhile, just watch out for the site pervert JACK!!! He’ll pinch your peepee …. his user name suggests he’d like a handy don’t fall for it LOL

 

[Garraty_47]

Pull up an avi and stay awhile, just watch out for the site pervert JACK!!! He’ll pinch your peepee …. his user name suggests he’d like a handy don’t fall for it LOL

All I know about "Jack" is he's reactionary, melodramatic, and more than a little bit gullible. People like that don't make very good toys... they break too easily.

You're more than welcome to him.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Oh boy, looks like X has some fresh meAT to sink his teeth into.

Hi Garraty! Longtime no speak buddy.

 

[X]

All I know about "Jack" is he's reactionary, melodramatic, and more than a little bit gullible. People like that don't make very good toys... they break too easily.

You're more than welcome to him.

Oh, so you’ve met him LOL.
How’s the cats? Doing well ?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack's a strange specimen... I find that he's either bitching about me all over the forum or showering me with a barrage of plus reps, and this often swaps from one to the other on a near daily basis.

Perhaps he's bipolar or something? Dunno.

 

[Garraty_47]

Hi Garraty! Longtime no speak buddy.

'Sup.
I see you and Flynn are still getting along like a house on fire with a basement full of topped-up propane canisters.

Do I have time to grab a stick and some marshmallows or is detonation imminent?