My Dog Howls At the Phone

[The Prowler]

It depends on the ring tone...this is our landline...he reacts more to my personal cell phone...even more to my business cell phonw.

 

[Admin.]

That’s his cry for help, he hopes the caller can save him.

 

[Lily]

That’s his cry for help, he hopes the caller can save him.

Well, he fucks his dogs. What do you expect from those poor things?

 

[The Prowler]

Well, he fucks his dogs

What a sick thing to say.

 

[The Prowler]

I really do not think this video got the views it deserves.

Senile @Joe You must have something to say.

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© He is like a bigger version of your dog.

@X Pretty cool dog, eh?

@Alticus Where is the picture of your new car?

 

[X]

Ha cutey
That’s not the bull terrier tho right?

 

[The Prowler]

Ha cutey
That’s not the bull terrier tho right?

Nope.

That is my dog from Mexico.

He is the one playing with Oscar the shelter dog in this video:

 

[Worksman]

Well, he fucks his dogs. What do you expect from those poor things?

This is the very first post I read when I logged on this morning.

You're a very strange person Lily.

 

[Fredricka]

This is the very first post I read when I logged on this morning.

You're a very strange person Lily.

That's what prowler admitted to though. He was probably just trying to make out he gets some. He's lucky we tolerate him frankly

 

[AnnaConda]

It depends on the ring tone...this is our landline...he reacts more to my personal cell phone...even more to my business cell phonw.

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler inundates us with bits of useless info indicating his each step of his whole life
Fuck off and go prowler you gurning goof

 

[AnnaConda]

Prowler inundates us with bits of useless info indicating his each step of his whole life
Fuck off and go prowler you gurning goof

His “imaginary life” is more like it…..poor thing he’s so desperate for attention of any kind…

 

[Fredricka]

His “imaginary life” is more like it…..poor thing he’s so desperate for attention of any kind…

Didn't you see his weekly schedule he posted? He has a very full life of taking his dogs for a walk and watching telly

 

[AnnaConda]

Didn't you see his weekly schedule he posted? He has a very full life of taking his dogs for a walk and watching telly

Nope…..I’m assuming

Typically I ignore his inane crap….however sometimes it’s so stupid I’m compelled to lol

 

[Fredricka]

Nope…..I’m assuming

Typically I ignore his inane crap….however sometimes it’s so stupid I’m compelled to lol

Clowns are there to be laughed at, we're doing him a favour really

 

[AnnaConda]

Clowns are there to be laughed at, we're doing him a favour really

He thinks we’re laughing with him

 

[Fredricka]

He thinks we’re laughing with him

Bless his monstrous self, he's so unaware

 

[The Prowler]

My dog howled at the phone about 15 minutes ago.

I am not sure if my wife recorded it.

 

[Fredricka]

Lol @ prowler trying to make out people phone him.

 

[Lily]

Lol @ prowler trying to make out people phone him

He's not capable of making the quotidian the least bit interesting. He has no soul.

 

[The Prowler]

The bitches love my dog.

 

[Fredricka]

The bitches love my dog.

Get him to join instead of you, keyboard smashes from a pug would be better than you atp

 

[Garraty_47]

The bitches love my dog.

Maybe they're only using the doggo as an excuse to not interact with you?

Bitches be sly like that.

 

[The Prowler]

Bitches be sly like that.

Yeah, the 4-legged bitches are sly little bitches.

The 2-legged bitches around here....not so much.

Maybe walking upright has drained all the blood from their brains.

 

[Alticus]

Yeah, the 4-legged bitches are sly little bitches.

The 2-legged bitches around here....not so much.

Maybe walking upright has drained all the blood from their brains.

.....and you're one of them.

 

[AnnaConda]

My Dog Howls At the Phone​

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he’s probably trying to tell you it’s time to upgrade​

 

[Fredricka]

My Dog Howls At the Phone​

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he’s probably trying to tell you it’s time to upgrade​

The 50s called, they said leave prowler here

 

[The Prowler]

My Dog Howls At the Phone​

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he’s probably trying to tell you it’s time to upgrade​

You are useless.

That is a push button phone designed to look old.

Take your time and try to do something right today.

 

[Lily]

.....and you're one of them.

He's a scrote.

 

[AnnaConda]

You are useless.

That is a push button phone designed to look old.

Take your time and try to do something right today.

Slow down before you have an aneurism dear…..it’s a joke….