This Week's Schedule

[The Prowler]

I know people are wondering....

Monday: 2:00pm, jam session; 7:30pm pool with my buddy
Tuesday: 2:00pm pickleball; 6:30pm jam session
Wednesday: 4:00pm walk dogs at Shelter; 6:00pm wings and beer with umpires; 8:00pm jam session
Thursday: 3:00pm jam session
Friday: 3:00pm jam session
Saturday: 4:00pm-10:00pm significant event
Sunday: 1:00pm-3:00pm a different significant event

Thank you for your interest.

 

[Fredricka]

I know people are wondering....

Monday: 2:00pm, jam session; 7:30pm pool with my buddy
Tuesday: 2:00pm pickleball; 6:30pm jam session
Wednesday: 4:00pm walk dogs at Shelter; 6:00pm wings and beer with umpires; 8:00pm jam session
Thursday: 3:00pm jam session
Friday: 3:00pm jam session
Saturday: 4:00pm-10:00pm significant event
Sunday: 1:00pm-3:00pm a different significant event

Thank you for your interest.

No, sorry significant event is not good enough. I need more information

 

[The Prowler]

No, sorry significant event is not good enough. I need more information

Only privileged members get that information.

 

[Fredricka]

Only privileged members get that information.

If you want peoples imaginations to run wild on your big bald head be it

 

[The Prowler]

If you want peoples imaginations to run wild on your big bald head be it

You can always dream, 'Reeks.

 

[Fredricka]

You can always dream, 'Reeks.

I'm sure I can come up with something appropriate

 

[Lily]

I'm sure I can come up with something appropriate

Brad has been pencilled in for tonight. Plunger is feeling frisky..

 

[The Prowler]

I am having a few beer and playing pool with a guy named "Ken".

He plays drums, so I might talk him into a quick jam session before we take off. Eh.

 

[Fredricka]

I am having a few beer and playing pool with a guy named "Ken".

He plays drums, so I might talk him into a quick jam session before we take off. Eh.

Isn't calling your doll Ken a bit unoriginal? Ken

 

[The Prowler]

Isn't calling your doll Ken a bit unoriginal? Ken

He is a guy that worked in the same company as me the last time I had a boss...which was back in 2003 or so...

We have stayed in touch and hang out 4 or 5 times a year.

 

[Fredricka]

He is a guy that worked in the same company as me the last time I had a boss...which was back in 2003 or so...

We have stayed in touch and hang out 4 or 5 times a year.

You seem a bit sensible and serious at times lately, what's going on?

 

[Fredricka]

The politics has infected you

 

[Fredricka]

So Prowler, looks like you're the most normal person around here, bow do you feel about that?

 

[Lily]

So Prowler, looks like you're the most normal person around here, bow do you feel about that?

He said my grandson would give Sir Super Southern a blow job for a cookie.

How do you figure?

 

[Flynn]

He said my grandson would give Sir Super Southern a blow job for a cookie.

How do you figure?

You gave out a person's phone number.

 

[Lily]

You gave out a person's phone number.

I gave a NAME.

 

[Flynn]

I gave a NAME.

And phone number which Murdy pretty much backed up on one of her drunken benders.

 

[Fredricka]

He said my grandson would give Sir Super Southern a blow job for a cookie.

How do you figure?

Ffs is nothing good and wholesome. Why Prowler why? I had faith in you

 

[Garraty_47]

So Prowler, looks like you're the most normal person around here, bow do you feel about that?

He only seems normal because he's Canadian.
They're all like that... a side effect of inhaling so many moose farts, I expect.

 

[Joe]

I know people are wondering....

Monday: 2:00pm, jam session; 7:30pm pool with my buddy
Tuesday: 2:00pm pickleball; 6:30pm jam session
Wednesday: 4:00pm walk dogs at Shelter; 6:00pm wings and beer with umpires; 8:00pm jam session
Thursday: 3:00pm jam session
Friday: 3:00pm jam session
Saturday: 4:00pm-10:00pm significant event
Sunday: 1:00pm-3:00pm a different significant event

Thank you for your interest.

Lex @The Prowler, have any of your Friends tell you that...

....if not, then they are not being truthful, Lex.

 

[Fredricka]

He only seems normal because he's Canadian.
They're all like that... a side effect of inhaling so many moose farts, I expect.

Thank you for letting us know, it means a lot

 

[The Prowler]

He only seems normal because he's Canadian.
They're all like that... a side effect of inhaling so many moose farts, I expect.

You know, that is a common misconception about Canada.

I can go days without seeing a moose.

 

[Lily]

Ffs is nothing good and wholesome. Why Prowler why? I had faith in you

Not here, Freddie.

 

[The Prowler]

Did I forget to post the "No Lardos Allowed" sign on this thread?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Did I forget to post the "No Retards Allowed" sign on this thread?

Then why are you here?

 

[Fredricka]

Then why are you here?

I wondered that too

 

[Fredricka]

Prowler buys his dinnerware from pets at home, pass it on
Boomer needs his steak pureed too

 

[Fredricka]

He doesn't know how to use YouTube, I gave him advice but he got cranky

 

[The Prowler]

Some reading material for 'Reeks.

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[Fredricka]

What pureed delights is for dinner tonight prowler? Don't try and hit me with your boomer stick, its just a question