I found it!

[Admin.]

Explain to me how I repeated myself, dicklips.

No monkey toes,

 

[Garraty_47]

Now you wanna be leafed out of something you, yourself created?



"Teh horror, the horror..."

I merely plant thread seeds; if and how they grow is not in my control.
Maybe you believe threads should be treated like banzais, with every branch meticulously trimmed and the trunk forced to bend in specific ways. That's not how I cultivate forum contributions.

I prefer to let my threads germinate naturally, with a minimum of influence from me.

So yes, if they grow into monsters or turn poisonous I'd rather cut ties and hope they wither sooner rather than later. It's not like I'm personally invested in their growth after all. I simply give them a chance to flourish but what they do with that opportunity isn't my call.

 

[Flynn]

No monkey toes,

That's what I thought Bill Gates' scrotum.

 

[Flynn]

I merely plant thread seeds; if and how they grow is not in my control.
Maybe you believe threads should be treated like banzais, with every branch meticulously trimmed and the trunk forced to bend in specific ways. That's not how I cultivate forum contributions.

I prefer to let my threads germinate naturally, with a minimum of influence from me.

So yes, if they grow into monsters or turn poisonous I'd rather cut ties and hope they wither sooner rather than later. It's not like I'm personally invested in their growth after all. I simply give them a chance to flourish but what they do with that opportunity isn't my call.

So, what you're saying is that you'd just like to walk around all day jerking off, and not caring where your green spunk lands? Even if it is jack's open mouth?

 

[Garraty_47]

So, what you're saying is that you'd just like to walk around all day jerking off, and not caring where your green spunk lands? Even if it is jack's open mouth?

That's not even remotely akin to anything I poasted; that's just you making things weird (and oddly sexually explicit) again.

 

[Admin.]

That's what I thought Bill Gates' scrotum.

You’re angry still over the Bill Gates picture, I will pray for Jesus to give you the strength and courage to let it go. Be best!

 

[Flynn]

That's not even remotely akin to anything I poasted; that's just you making things weird (and oddly sexually explicit) again.

I'm just going with the flow.

But I do see how you'd rather point the finger at someone not spooging all over the place.

 

[Flynn]

You’re angry still over the Bill Gates picture, I will pray for Jesus to give you the strength and courage to let it go. Be best!

I'm not angry that you want to claim to be Bill Gates. Though, I doubt he sucks as much cock as you.

 

[Adam Hitler]

No, you're still here...

I have no desire or interest to talk to you Flickles... go pester someone else.

 

[Flynn]

I have no desire or interest to talk to you Flickles... go pester someone else.

Then stop posting bullshit.

 

[Fredricka]

This is the tree that replaces the oxygen being wasted by Jack.

Not all heroes wear capes.

It's not like you to start a jack thread, what's happened?

 

[Garraty_47]

It's not like you to start a jack thread, what's happened?

Nothing specific.
I'm here. Jack's here.
I started a thread and needed a nym to use in it; Jack's happened to be available and wasn't one I've used before.

That's it really.

Don't be jealous... it'll be your turn eventually.

 

[Fredricka]

Nothing specific.
I'm here. Jack's here.
I started a thread and needed a nym to use in it; Jack's happened to be available and wasn't one I've used before.

That's it really.

Don't be jealous... it'll be your turn eventually.

OK, I was hoping for something more dramatic

 

[X]

I found the sound file from your deleted youtube interview with Jack, too bad it did not go as planned.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and yet again BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[X]

Jack's taken Admin's position as the forum pest.

I’m glad I didn’t start it.

 

[X]

Nothing specific.
I'm here. Jack's here.
I started a thread and needed a nym to use in it; Jack's happened to be available and wasn't one I've used before.

That's it really.

Don't be jealous... it'll be your turn eventually.

I actually don’t like how JACKs taken up all your love, you’ve hardly anything in the tank for me anymoar, molasses

 

[Garraty_47]

I actually don’t like how JACKs taken up all your love, you’ve hardly anything in the tank for me anymoar, molasses

I don't know how to put this gently so let me be blunt:

The whole "molasses" thing was funny the first time you used it but now it's... boring.

You can't commit the cardinal forum sins of being predictable and boring then complain when you aren't getting attention.

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tldr: It's not me; it's you.

 

[X]

I don't know how to put this gently so let me be blunt:

The whole "molasses" thing was funny the first time you used it but now it's... boring.

You can't commit the cardinal forum sins of being predictable and boring then complain when you aren't getting attention.

-----
tldr: It's not me; it's you.

Honestly tho, it seems like only yesterday I was the apple of your disdain

 

[Garraty_47]

Honestly tho, it seems like only yesterday I was the apple of your disdain

It *was* yesterday, and the day before, and today and tomorrow.
My feelings haven't changed... you just stopped being as much fun.

If want moar attention, be moar lulz.

It's that simple.

 

[X]

It *was* yesterday, and the day before, and today and tomorrow.
My feelings haven't changed... you just stopped being as much fun.

If want moar attention, be moar lulz.

It's that simple.

How come you didn’t care about me when I was crying?

 

[Garraty_47]

How come you didn’t care about me when I was crying?

The fuck should I have done on a forum?
Offer you my e-shoulder? An e-hanky?
I can be... socially awkward and chances are anything I say might only make things worse in a situation like that.

I didn't know what else to do so I gave you space.

Sorry if that, too, was the wrong thing.

 

[Flynn]

I don't know how to put this gently so let me be blunt:

The whole "molasses" thing was funny the first time you used it but now it's... boring.

You can't commit the cardinal forum sins of being predictable and boring then complain when you aren't getting attention.

-----
tldr: It's not me; it's you.

See!

See what happens when you spooge all over the place? You missed jack's wide open frog mouth, but inseminated X by accident. You must have some guided bullshit spooge.

 

[Flynn]

How come you didn’t care about me when I was crying?

This is what happens when Garraty carelessly flings his old man spooge everywhere and indiscriminately.

 

[Garraty_47]

See!

See what happens when you spooge all over the place? You missed jack's wide open frog mouth, but inseminated X by accident. You must have some guided bullshit spooge.

Nah. Just a lucky Bastard who can't miss even if he wanted to.

 

[Flynn]

Nah. Just a lucky Bastard who can't miss even if he wanted to.

Oootay!

Now I'm starting to get uncomfortable with the conversation...

 

[Garraty_47]

Oootay!

Now I'm starting to get uncomfortable with the conversation...

Don't start none won't be none. lulz