I wish to KonKeKrate a new God!

[Cookie Monster]

We haven't had a decent one since that christian quarterback that gave Dra1n a hard on way back in the day.

So may I present to you Giovanni J Difuccia,

This chap who looks and sounds like a hunchback who escaped from The Sopranos winds a lot up with stupid catch phrases all the time "How ya doin" and "forgeddabadit"

He runs or owns and italian bakery/sandwich shop(pronounced sangweedge), he makes weeg sound erudite.

Active on Facebook and no doubt tiktok etc I commend him to you.

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[Cookie Monster]

 

[Admin.]

Can Billy Rancher be the house band?

 

[Seamajor]

There needs to be a class action suit against God, for failing to deliver, and duping the masses for centuries.

 

[Garraty_47]

So may I present to you Giovanni J Difuccia

Still not as good a name as Pierbattista Pizzaballa.
The catholics really dropped-a the ball-a when they didn't give that guy the big funny hat.

 

[Lily]

Still not as good a name as Pierbattista Pizzaballa.
The catholics really dropped-a the ball-a when they didn't give that guy the big funny hat.

That name is incredible.

 

[The New Holliday]

That name is incredible.

Poor things...they never met Guido BadaBOOM!.
. Now there was authenticity.
He still keeps in touch.

 

[Admin.]

Poor things...they never met Guido BadaBOOM!.
. Now there was authenticity.
He still keeps in touch.

No Guido, the potato goes in the front of your Speedos!

 

[Lily]

Poor things...they never met Guido BadaBOOM!.
. Now there was authenticity.
He still keeps in touch.

How is old Guido doin'?

 

[The New Holliday]

No Guido, the potato goes in the front of your Speedos!

My old pal in far too much of the flesh.

 

[The New Holliday]

How is old Guido doin'?

Bada and boomin. He's a very good friend a mine - Like no other.

 

[Admin.]

My old pal in far too much of the flesh.

Save some babes for us Guido!

 

[Flynn]

We haven't had a decent one since that christian quarterback that gave Dra1n a hard on way back in the day.

So may I present to you Giovanni J Difuccia,

This chap who looks and sounds like a hunchback who escaped from The Sopranos winds a lot up with stupid catch phrases all the time "How ya doin" and "forgeddabadit"

He runs or owns and italian bakery/sandwich shop(pronounced sangweedge), he makes weeg sound erudite.

Active on Facebook and no doubt tiktok etc I commend him to you.

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You really do start some shitty threads.

 

[The New Holliday]

You really do start some shitty threads.

Not to worry...he's no competition for your mastery.

 

[Flynn]

Not to worry...he's no competition for your mastery.

Do me a favor.

Next time you think you have something funny to say, rub your pussy real hard for five minutes, and if a dick doesn't pop out; then that's your fucking clue not to post any of your feminine laced "observations."

 

[Admin.]

PS, To the ESL student OP

Consecrate*

 

[Admin.]

Do me a favor.

Next time you think you have something funny to say, rub your pussy real hard for five minutes, and if a dick doesn't pop out; then that's your fucking clue not to post any of your feminine laced "observations."

You have a crush on fluffy ole Piggly, donchu?

 

[Flynn]

PS, To the ESL student OP

Consecrate*

See, I mention dick, and here cums admin with his big toothless mouth wide fucking open. Looking like a penis sucking grouper.

 

[Flynn]

You have a crush on fluffy ole Piggly, donchu?

See! See!

Had I not mentioned dick, admin would still be hanging upside down taking a nap.

 

[Admin.]

See, I mention dick, and here cums admin with his big toothless mouth wide fucking open. Looking like a penis sucking grouper.

I think Bigly Smiles is over at TBC, you should go check it out. (Wink wink!)

 

[Flynn]

Look at this fucking dick chugging fruit. Not even one fucking minute goes by after I mention dick, and there's admin all up in the thread faster than jack on some "good girl art."

Admin must have some kind of cock sonar word finder, located in the back of his throat.

 

[Admin.]

Look at this fucking dick chugging fruit. Not even one fucking minute goes by after I mention dick, and there's admin all up in the thread faster than jack on some "good girl art."

Admin must have some kind of cock sonar located in the back of his throat.

Oh stop, I have absolutely zero interest in that fat tub of effluvia, take him he’s ALL yours

 

[Flynn]

I think Bigly Smiles is over at TBC, you should go check it out. (Wink wink!)

See! See!

Admin completes the dick sucker trifecta by mentioning his boyfriend's name.

All I did was mention male genitalia and admin is now including his fantasy sleep over friend, Biggie.

You are soo fucking transparent admin, that you look like Casper The Ghost.

 

[Flynn]

Oh stop, I have absolutely zero interest in that fat tub of effluvia, take him he’s ALL yours

Stop lying semen lips.

You mentioned his faggoty ass right out of the blue, because you really want to chew on his foreskin.

 

[The New Holliday]

If you want to see Flynn a worm squirm and wriggle, poke it with a stick.

 

[Flynn]

If you want to see Flynn a worm squirm and wriggle, poke it with a stick.

Or you could just pull your pants down.

 

[The New Holliday]

Or you could just pull your pants down.

That's where you keep yourself? Good to know.
. I'll get some of that full body deodorant.

 

[Flynn]

That's where you keep yourself? Good to know.
. I'll get some of that full body deodorant.

Why would you get deodorant?

I'd either be laughing soo fucking hard or thoroughly disgusted, or both.

We'd have to call in the Smithsonian, to carbon date that fossilized relic between your legs that probably hasn't been used since the wheel was invented.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

My old pal in far too much of the flesh.

Reggie Essent, Adam Hitler, or Frood?

 

[The New Holliday]

Why would you get deodorant?

Because you stink.
.You know, that you feel need to sexualize everything in the most juvenile ways says more about you than about the people who are laughing at you.