- Reaction score
- 4,597
- Location
- Far from yup!
Welcome, welcome to another rousing edition of the 19th Annual Flynn Awards. This year's stellar candidates in the area of suckage are celebrated in such a way no one really gives a flying fuck. I have always looked out for the less intelligent, as many of them roam around these very online halls.
We live in a world of ups and downs. Never knowing if Dave Chapelle is running back to Africa because of the trans population. Who knows, he might meet UncleDilf in his travels. Society changes, just like the hands of time, always moving forward at breakneck speed. So, it's nice to take some time to celebrate, and revel in the fact that you're not an absolute retard who's getting an award tonight.
Before we really kick things off, I just want to let everyone know that I am in full support of Donald Trump sending in the Marines into that L.A. ghetto. I hope he bombs the shit out of Los Angeles, I hope he levels the fucking place and all the freaks that reside there...and get rid of all the niggers.
Ass Kisser of The Year: jack
jack, or commonly known as X's and Flynn's bitch wins this award hands fucking down. No matter the poster, if that person posts anything negative about someone that jack is afraid of, the little anus munching senior citizen is repping that post, even if it was someone who jack dislikes. Additionally, jack's penchant for hiding under Lily's 3 football field sized dress also makes him a cowardly little faggot to boot. There was no one remotely close to getting this award, though there were other dregs in the running. No, jack embodies the ultimate online TARD. People like jack depend on being in a pack of idiots, that way he can hide and butt kiss from afar, as he's evolved his booty kissing lips into boomerangs. He just throws his lips to an ass to kiss, then they come flying back to jack 5 minutes later. Congrats, jack! You earned this award.
Spammer of The Year: admin
This stupid fucker posts the most dumb shit on a forum full of dipshits, and complains when his usual shitty threads are overrun by the fucking Village People...i.e..Lily, Alticus, and jack posting their usual diatribe. Admin is also guilty of talking about dicks waaayy too much. Couple that with his never ending bleeting of how he destroys Biggie in his self authored fairy tale, you get the spammer of the year. No matter the subject, admin comes stumbling in preaching about cock, Biggie, and cock plus Biggie's mouth. Never has admin had any self control and not tardjacked a thread? Yet cries when one of his retarded ass threads is destroyed the way he destroys other threads. Talk about fucking unaware. Congrats, admin! You truly earned this award.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Lily
It's pretty tough getting a Lifetime Achievement Award while not even "retired." But Lily The Sea Monster has done just that. Never have I seen a person with such low self esteem on an online forum of all things give up someone's personal cell phone number because of some online nonsense. There are those I despise who haven't sunk to the level Lily has. This award exemplifies Lily's dedication to all things not real life. For someone to give out such a piece of P.I. makes me wonder if Lily is truly mentally ill. Lily will forever live with her transgression as she's not even remorseful for pulling such a wicked and vile act. I wouldn't do that to my worst online enemy...that is if I had one. Lily truly earned this award as she goes through online allies and then discards them like everyday garbage. Maybe Lily can share this award with jack, admin and alticus. This is your high Lily! Bask in all the attention! You earned it!
We live in a world of ups and downs. Never knowing if Dave Chapelle is running back to Africa because of the trans population. Who knows, he might meet UncleDilf in his travels. Society changes, just like the hands of time, always moving forward at breakneck speed. So, it's nice to take some time to celebrate, and revel in the fact that you're not an absolute retard who's getting an award tonight.
Before we really kick things off, I just want to let everyone know that I am in full support of Donald Trump sending in the Marines into that L.A. ghetto. I hope he bombs the shit out of Los Angeles, I hope he levels the fucking place and all the freaks that reside there...and get rid of all the niggers.
Ass Kisser of The Year: jack
jack, or commonly known as X's and Flynn's bitch wins this award hands fucking down. No matter the poster, if that person posts anything negative about someone that jack is afraid of, the little anus munching senior citizen is repping that post, even if it was someone who jack dislikes. Additionally, jack's penchant for hiding under Lily's 3 football field sized dress also makes him a cowardly little faggot to boot. There was no one remotely close to getting this award, though there were other dregs in the running. No, jack embodies the ultimate online TARD. People like jack depend on being in a pack of idiots, that way he can hide and butt kiss from afar, as he's evolved his booty kissing lips into boomerangs. He just throws his lips to an ass to kiss, then they come flying back to jack 5 minutes later. Congrats, jack! You earned this award.
Spammer of The Year: admin
This stupid fucker posts the most dumb shit on a forum full of dipshits, and complains when his usual shitty threads are overrun by the fucking Village People...i.e..Lily, Alticus, and jack posting their usual diatribe. Admin is also guilty of talking about dicks waaayy too much. Couple that with his never ending bleeting of how he destroys Biggie in his self authored fairy tale, you get the spammer of the year. No matter the subject, admin comes stumbling in preaching about cock, Biggie, and cock plus Biggie's mouth. Never has admin had any self control and not tardjacked a thread? Yet cries when one of his retarded ass threads is destroyed the way he destroys other threads. Talk about fucking unaware. Congrats, admin! You truly earned this award.
Lifetime Achievement Award: Lily
It's pretty tough getting a Lifetime Achievement Award while not even "retired." But Lily The Sea Monster has done just that. Never have I seen a person with such low self esteem on an online forum of all things give up someone's personal cell phone number because of some online nonsense. There are those I despise who haven't sunk to the level Lily has. This award exemplifies Lily's dedication to all things not real life. For someone to give out such a piece of P.I. makes me wonder if Lily is truly mentally ill. Lily will forever live with her transgression as she's not even remorseful for pulling such a wicked and vile act. I wouldn't do that to my worst online enemy...that is if I had one. Lily truly earned this award as she goes through online allies and then discards them like everyday garbage. Maybe Lily can share this award with jack, admin and alticus. This is your high Lily! Bask in all the attention! You earned it!
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