The Return of Biggie

[Lily]

@God check your PMs, Jackie, Ferd Farkle, Homo Hitler, and Jihadi No One need your intercession. STAT!

It's a matter of grave importance.

 

[Admin.]

If you can't remember the last few days events, kindly shut ya pie hole

I remember the amazeballs sammich I had for dinner last night. Is there something else you think is important?

 

[Jack]

I remember the amazeballs sammich I had for dinner last night. Is there something else you think is important?

 

[Admin.]

Jackie’s bringing non sequiturs back!

 

[Alticus]

Jackie’s bringing non sequiturs back!

Yep! lol

 

[Fredricka]

I remember the amazeballs sammich I had for dinner last night. Is there something else you think is important?

Yes, shut ya pie hole, that is of the utmost importance

 

[Admin.]

Yep! lol

He makes coming out of left field look so effortless!

 

[Admin.]

Yes, shut ya pie hole, that is of the utmost importance

You seem

 

[Fredricka]

Everyone hush, I hear squeaking in the background. Is that you alticus? Squeak up fella, I can't hear you

 

[Jack]

You seem

So do you.

 

[Fredricka]

You seem

NOW he's thinking about my butt, can this dirty old man just stick to his own age group PLEASE

 

[Admin.]

So do you.

Play your cards right Jackie and maybe Piggly will buy you a used car too!

 

[The Best Holliday]

Calm down dear, I had important things to attend to, catching up on eastenders is serious stuff

Oh, you had to reline you panties with no-pest strips?

 

[Fredricka]

Oh, you had to reline you panties with no-pest strips?

Lily told me to give you an eye roll for that post. Done lils

 

[The Best Holliday]

Because I realized you droolers need additional signage.
.. Reggie has a brain, though often disengaged. It wasn't for him.

Now I suppose I could tag Reeka here to alert her that this post is an addendum to my own post which I am making this a rider to, and therefore in a direct line of conversation to her post which the above was a reply, but...nah, too late.

.One of the deficiencies of the software here is that it doesn't alert a poster who is preparing a post that new posts may have been added to the thread...as other's do. So for the simple of mind who can't keep track of the flow, tagging is nessa (hat tip to Mel Brooks) as a helpful signpost. If this demonstration of that very thing in addition to the previous isn't explanation enough in itself, nothing will be.
I know one thing for sure - If Spoon was here he would be laughing along with me at how easily these master trolls can be run rings around...so impaired they be unawared.

PS: Note to the master troallz - no need to inform that unawared is not "real English"
I just wroted it thet away to make it rhyme with impaired because, you know, that kind of poetry....comedy.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Lily told me to give you an eye roll for that post. Done lils

...and I deserved it for stooping to your level.
I will guard against future stumbles.

 

[Jack]

...and I deserved it for stooping to your level.
I will guard against future stumbles.

I seem to recall you saying you were going to be gone from thursday afternoon through the weekend, so Biggie should hurry up and post or it was (whatever you said after that, I forget)

And yet, you were just bullshitting because you didn't get the answer you wanted.

Well done!

 

[Admin.]

Is there a gnat or noseum buzzing around in this dumpster fire?

 

[Jack]

Is there a gnat or noseum buzzing around in this dumpster fire?

Just you.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I seem to recall you saying you were going to be gone from thursday afternoon through the weekend, so Biggie should hurry up and post or it was (whatever you said after that, I forget)

And yet, you were just bullshitting because you didn't get the answer you wanted.

Well done!

Thank you, I lied in hopes he'd move it along. Actually I was gone, just not the kind of gone you don't return from, so it wasn't a total fib. Just now back from a 2 hr hike and a nice time foraging wild Wineberry. Deeeeelicious.

 

[Jack]

Thank you, I lied in hopes he'd move it along. Actually I was gone, just not the kind of gone you don't return from, so it wasn't a total fib. Just now back from a 2 hr hike and a nice time foraging wild Wineberry. Deeeeelicious.

No one cares. Thanks for admitting you were bullshitting.

 

[Fredricka]

Now I suppose I could tag Reeka here to alert her that this post is an addendum to my own post which I am making this a rider to, and therefore in a direct line of conversation to her post which the above was a reply, but...nah, too late.

.One of the deficiencies of the software here is that it doesn't alert a poster who is preparing a post that new posts may have been added to the thread...as other's do. So for the simple of mind who can't keep track of the flow, tagging is nessa (hat tip to Mel Brooks) as a helpful signpost. If this demonstration of that very thing in addition to the previous isn't explanation enough in itself, nothing will be.
I know one thing for sure - If Spoon was here he would be laughing along with me at how easily these master trolls can be run rings around...so impaired they be unawared.

PS: Note to the master troallz - no need to inform that unawared is not "real English"
I just wroted it thet away to make it rhyme with impaired because, you know, that kind of poetry....comedy.

Look at holiday trying to worm his way out of his school boy error. Just face it, you were caught chatting to yourself like only the lonely, sad and mad do. Admit it and move on, there's a good lad

 

[Admin.]

Thank you, I lied in hopes he'd move it along. Actually I was gone, just not the kind of gone you don't return from, so it wasn't a total fib. Just now back from a 2 hr hike and a nice time foraging wild Wineberry. Deeeeelicious.

Even with all the hobo encampments, the beach was simply luverley this am

 

[Fredricka]

...and I deserved it for stooping to your level.
I will guard against future stumbles.

I will hold you to that, I don't forget these things you know

 

[The Best Holliday]

Look at holiday trying to worm his way out of his school boy error. Just face it, you were caught chatting to yourself like only the lonely, sad and mad do. Admit it and move on, there's a good lad

Ouch, you really got me that time.
Hey where's your wingworm, Madam Shitler?

I had a song cued up for him. HEY !

 

[The Best Holliday]

I will hold you to that, I don't forget these things you know

Not till yer stumbling shitfaced...

OH SHIT....musta let my guard down. My bad.

 

[Admin.]

In honor of Wee Jackie I offer a non sequitur of my own.



Reach out, touch grass!


Also I know @Ferd likes saying Willy.

 

[Fredricka]

Ouch, you really got me that time.
Hey where's your wingworm, Madam Shitler?

I had a song cued up for him. HEY !

I know I did, not sorry. That's my favourite song, don't ruin it for me. I don't want to think of you half dead grandads when I listen to it

 

[Fredricka]

Not till yer stumbling shitfaced...

OH SHIT....musta let my guard down. My bad.

Look, some of us aren't lightweights like you and can handle our drink and still remember things. Remember THAT

 

[Admin.]

Look, some of us aren't lightweights like you and can handle our drink and still remember things. Remember THAT

Is that why Punky Hitler is a 50 something wastrel living with dear old mum?