The Return of Biggie

[Seamajor]

I wish BF didn't combine shoutbox posts with our general post count, it makes it look as though I live on here 25/7. LOL

I would guess you and I might be posters with the longest longevity here

 

[Seamajor]

Seamajor has always been my nick.

 

[Frood]

I can't believe some of these people have enough free time to hang around in the shoutbox saying good morning to people as they log on. I would not even say good morning to people at work, who wanted to be at work in the first place, fuck that shitty job.

Toppy of the morning to you, Poppy.

 

[Frood]

***snoochie boochies***

 

[The Best Holliday]

That goes without saying. No shit.

I just dont know what that has to do with this?

I'm just butting in here out of nowhere, I know.
.Long day fishing and hiking.

You know, I think the question being asked is,
. Why are you not enough for those guys, and aren't you just a little suspicious that yer mayin is slippin it to some younger, prettier, more exciting (and heck of a lot more intelligent) chick on the sly?

I'm just trying to spare the members another page or two of back and forth on this.
. Sorry, I be goin now.

 

[Admin.]

I'm just butting in here out of nowhere, I know.
.Long day fishing and hiking.

You know, I think the question being asked is,
. Why are you not enough for those guys, and aren't you just a little suspicious that yer mayin is slippin it to some younger, prettier, more exciting (and heck of a lot more intelligent) chick on the sly?

I'm just trying to spare the members another page or two of back and forth on this.
. Sorry, I be goin now.

A gentle and loving probing question, Dr. Holliday. I’m certain it should open a frank and informative discussion.

 

[Frood]

When I say that Dove is a handful, I say it with a kind, approving/amused, and knowing smirk.

You wouldn't understand Michiganders. We often roll the dice. It can be a beautiful or ugly thing, but in the end.... that's life and life is beautiful regardless.

 

[Dove]

I'm just butting in here out of nowhere, I know.
.Long day fishing and hiking.

You know, I think the question being asked is,
. Why are you not enough for those guys, and aren't just a little suspicious that yer mayin is slippin it to some younger, prettier, more exciting (and heck of a lot more intelligent) chick on the sly?

I'm just trying to spare the members another page or two of back and forth on this.
. Sorry, I be goin now.

First off i was 20 the first time i was cheated on and he was cheating with everyone including my mother. Yes he fucked my mom.

No one is enough for that ex. He is a degenerate porn addict. He has cheated on every single woman he has been with since i divorced him. Him and his current wife are swingers.

Also its important to note that i never once even came close to orgasm with him. He is an extemely selfish lay. He never could make me cum but HE always got to finish.....and yet somehow, someway, i still didnt cheat.

My second ex who i ended up married too almost immediately after my first divorce when i was 23 cheated with a coworker in the first year. She was 5 years older than me. She wet the bed all over him. And she was pretty plain. A single mother whose 18 month old was removed by the state.

No shocker that this man never made me cum either.

As i said earlier....his cheating was the least of the horrible things he has done.

He is still single. Still cheats on everyone. Is still the same old selfish liar he always was.

The 3rd guy as i stated earlier, when i caught him cheating he threw her under the bus. Begged me to stay and MARRY him. Had a ton of excuses. I wouldnt take him back. I pack and left. 5 months later he married his cheat partner. I was 30. The cheat partner was 33.

They had a baby.....he cheats on her now too.

See i decided long ago that if i am in a monogamous relationship and i agree to be faithful....that is my responsibility. If i have a problem in my relationship i will either try to fix it or leave. I do not cheat. And it is not my job....nor is it anyones job...to make sure their partner stays faithful.

Only an individual is responsible for thier own actions. If i wasnt "enough" and they wanted someone younger (which...gross what did they need? A fucking teenager? Disgusting) or more exciting, they should have said that and went and got it. I absolutely took the hint and made them free to pusue whatever they wanted whilst they....cried and begged to stay. Funny that huh?

Im not someone who will ever contort myself to be "enough" for a man. If he is bored and unsatisfied he can move along and im happy to replace him with someone better. Which is exactly how ive handled that sort of manchild behavior so far.

Oh the third cheater couldnt make me cum either so thats a running theme with men like that. Probably because they view women as objects meant to excite them and appeal to them instead of human beings to love and have relationships with. Go figure.

 

[Dove]

When I say that Dove is a handful, I say it with a kind, approving/amused, and knowing smirk.

You wouldn't understand Michiganders. We often roll the dice. It can be a beautiful or ugly thing, but in the end.... that's life and life is beautiful regardless.

Shhhh....they are gonna teach us how relationships flourish when you make your partner responsible for your actions as an adult.

I feel like i know why they are divorced.

 

[Frood]

Shhhh....they are gonna teach us how relationships flourish when you make your partner responsible for your actions as an adult.

I feel like i know why they are divorced.

But are they happily divorced or done with their significant formers?

They don't have our dice skills.

 

[The Best Holliday]

A gentle and loving probing question, Dr. Holliday. I’m certain it should open a frank and informative discussion.

It should, or could, or might have, but sadly Duhv chose not to answer the question.
. Oh well.

 

[Dove]

But are they happily divorced or done with their significant formers?

They don't have our dice skills.

Im glad my exs weeded themselves out by cheating. It taught me a lot about what i want and need in a person.

I would rather be alone and single than stuck in a relationship where my guy cant make me cum and im working extra JUST to keep him from cheating.....bahahaha fuck THAT.

Ill just get another guy i like more or get another cat. Or both lol. I need the guy who can keep himself from cheating. Like i keep myself from cheating.


It isnt hard.

 

[Dove]

It should, or could, or might have, but sadly Duhv chose not to answer the question.
. Oh well.

I answered it plainly and bluntly. But i understand why you would say i didnt.

Your question told us why you guys are divorced and single.

 

[Question]

Some of these people could not pass a Turing test, such as Seamajor, who spams the same "Dinky Dianna" dossier every day and rambles on and on about "Frank" and Dinky's pregnancy. It's as if he's reliving a messy divorce by posting photos of Freud's aka Dinky's ass like it's revenge porn. Going full Stan on a 10 year plus old frood troll, that is some wacked ass shit right there. It's like that movie, The Surfer, where Nicolas Cage has some type of mental breakdown at the beach and starts having hallucinations and tries to eat a rat.


Then there's Alticus, who appears to be an NPC from one of those 3.99 Steam games where you play a waitress in a restaurant and some creepy coomer guy walks in during closing time and demands a cheeseburger, then reappears to jumpscare you while you're cleaning the restroom. I think that whole account is AI mixed with real time input from people suffering from untreated syphilis.

It's a lot like we are back at Third Rail and a bunch of people are auditioning for "Cunt Wrangler" membership...yanno.

 

[Admin.]

As an adult who has also been in a few relationships, afaik I have never been cheated on and have never suspected of being “two timed” (for Dove, that means cheating) and I have never cheated on a significant other.

 

[Frood]

Im glad my exs weeded themselves out by cheating. It taught me a lot about what i want and need in a person.

I would rather be alone and single than stuck in a relationship where my guy cant make me cum and im working extra JUST to keep him from cheating.....bahahaha fuck THAT.

Ill just get another guy i like more or get another cat. Or both lol. I need the guy who can keep himself from cheating. Like i keep myself from cheating.


It isnt hard.

I secretely orgasm into apple pies. My wife orgasms whilst eating an entire apple pie.

Are either of us really cheating though?

Disclaimer: She thinks my prepared apple pies just taste more layered and tangy as compared to hers, and she wants me to write down the recipe...

But  trade secrets and all....

Everyone is happy.... and sated.

 

[Dove]

As an adult who has also been in a few relationships, afaik I have never been cheated on, and I have never cheated on a significant other.

How lovely for you.

And yet at your age, you feel that if someone choses to cheat.....thats the betrayed persons fault and not the one who made the decision to cheat.

And you and H think this is some enlightened concept to dicuss. How if someone betrays you, its your fault.

 

[Question]

First off i was 20 the first time i was cheated on and he was cheating with everyone including my mother. Yes he fucked my mom.

No one is enough for that ex. He is a degenerate porn addict. He has cheated on every single woman he has been with since i divorced him. Him and his current wife are swingers.

Also its important to note that i never once even came close to orgasm with him. He is an extemely selfish lay. He never could make me cum but HE always got to finish.....and yet somehow, someway, i still didnt cheat.

My second ex who i ended up married too almost immediately after my first divorce when i was 23 cheated with a coworker in the first year. She was 5 years older than me. She wet the bed all over him. And she was pretty plain. A single mother whose 18 month old was removed by the state.

No shocker that this man never made me cum either.

As i said earlier....his cheating was the least of the horrible things he has done.

He is still single. Still cheats on everyone. Is still the same old selfish liar he always was.

The 3rd guy as i stated earlier, when i caught him cheating he threw her under the bus. Begged me to stay and MARRY him. Had a ton of excuses. I wouldnt take him back. I pack and left. 5 months later he married his cheat partner. I was 30. The cheat partner was 33.

They had a baby.....he cheats on her now too.

See i decided long ago that if i am in a monogamous relationship and i agree to be faithful....that is my responsibility. If i have a problem in my relationship i will either try to fix it or leave. I do not cheat. And it is not my job....nor is it anyones job...to make sure their partner stays faithful.

Only an individual is responsible for thier own actions. If i wasnt "enough" and they wanted someone younger (which...gross what did they need? A fucking teenager? Disgusting) or more exciting, they should have said that and went and got it. I absolutely took the hint and made them free to pusue whatever they wanted whilst they....cried and begged to stay. Funny that huh?

Im not someone who will ever contort myself to be "enough" for a man. If he is bored and unsatisfied he can move along and im happy to replace him with someone better. Which is exactly how ive handled that sort of manchild behavior so far.

Oh the third cheater couldnt make me cum either so thats a running theme with men like that. Probably because they view women as objects meant to excite them and appeal to them instead of human beings to love and have relationships with. Go figure.

That smelly old fuck is probably stroking his shriveled, iguana looking cock to everyone one of your posts.

 

[Admin.]

How lovely for you.

And yet at your age, you feel that if someone choses to cheat.....thats the betrayed persons fault and not the one who made the decision to cheat.

And you and H think this is some enlightened concept to dicuss. How if someone betrays you, its your fault.

Stop gaslighting everyone who crosses your path you hot mess.

 

[No One]

First off i was 20 the first time i was cheated on and he was cheating with everyone including my mother. Yes he fucked my mom.

Woah...who seduced who?

That's some High Flying Bryan Jerry Springer type shit that is.

 

[Dove]

I secretely orgasm into apple pies. My wife orgasms whilst eating an entire apple pie.

Are either of us really cheating though?

Disclaimer: She thinks my prepared apple pies just taste more layered and tangy as compared to hers, and she wants me to write down the recipe...

But  trade secrets and all....

Everyone is happy.... and sated.

The man in with now? Hooolllyyy fuuuckk.

The only thing left to do after him is die.

 

[Dove]

Stop gaslighting everyone who crosses your path you hot mess.

No, that is what you guys are saying. That i was cheated on because i somehow failed these shitty ass men who cheated.

H legit said they needed someone younger and more exciting......so i guess they needed teenagers than because i was 20, 23 and 30 when this happened.

Maybe be clear with your point if im missing it.

 

[Dove]

Woah...who seduced who?

That's some High Flying Bryan Jerry Springer type shit that is.

Im not sure. They both blamed eachother. I was just so fucking disgusted i didnt even want to look at either of them.

I dont think it even matters who started it. They both chose to do it.

I cannot even imagine doing something like that to my own daughter. At least i wasnt in love with him.

My mothers behavoir has hurt and humiliated me so many times over the years i used to never say a word. But that was bad for me to "protect" her and keep her abuse secret. At my age now? Pffftt. If you dont like how it sounds? Maybe dont do it.

 

[The Prowler]

I do it because I like to study people.

And farm animals.

 

[The Prowler]

I am the person who told him to take it down when I saw it. You need to get your facts straight.



If my goal was to impress someone, I have better options.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I answered it plainly and bluntly

No you didn't. Go read the question.
. You had no obligation to answer.
A simple none of your business would have been acceptable, but
you chose to avoid an answer by way of a word blizzard designed as a non-answer.
That's odd, if not unexpected.

Your question told us why you guys are divorced and single.

LoLz. Otay.

 

[Admin.]

FWIW, your made up job description of the lady we’re chimping out about, is very funny and clever, she is a licensed clinical massage therapist, who has more insurance clients than 'retail'. quaint tourist fishing/whale watching resort towns attract their fair share of wealthier inhabitants, this isn’t La Jolla, buts it’s pretty ok.