Getting older isn’t always easy, thank the gods for massage.

[Flynn]

It saddens me that you don’t grasp that basic concept, btw I have to ask before I can proceed, are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol, or are you legally insane?

It saddens me that a grown man like yourself is enamored with cocks.

 

[Martini]

I’ve always said if I fucked a dog on 5th avenue my base would love me even more intensely.

Being on the same level as Dogfucker isn't a compliment.

 

[Flynn]

I’ve always said if I fucked a dog on 5th avenue my base would love me even more intensely.

And I've always said that,

"No means no."

Even if it is in barks and whines.

 

[Flynn]

How was the drive to Vegas in the picture of a 12 year old Range Goner?

Could we see a pic of your car?

 

[Flynn]

Being on the same level as Dogfucker isn't a compliment.

Okay. I forgive you, meathead.

 

[Admin.]

Could we see a pic of your car?

Fucking duh!

 

[Flynn]

Fucking duh!

That's not a pink Prius.

 

[Admin.]

That's not a pink Prius.

I’m saving all the best for last.

 

[The Atomic Punk]

I cant even predict where he is even going with this one.

Im lost. Im a lost lost babbie!!

@Admin. aluding to the prostrate massage it received from @The Worst Holliday

 

[Flynn]

I’m saving all the best for last.

So the Barbie Pink Horse Drawn Carriage is next?

 

[X]

Yes i went a bit masc with my mans hat and his cigars.

My head is tilted to accentuate my square, Audry Hepburn jawline.

Thank you for noticing ;)

Yeah, I’m not feeling 20 year olds are hounding an overaged tranny, unless it’s admin of course

 

[Dove]

Yeah, I’m not feeling 20 year olds are hounding an overaged tranny, unless it’s admin of course

So?

Are you under some impression i need you to believe me?

Yeah yeah X im a fugly tranny, no one likes me, no one wants me....wah wah wah.

That cover it? You good?

 

[The Prowler]

@Admin. 's trust level must be ultra-high for everyone here or else he would not have posted the PI of his massage therapist and said some creepy shit about her.

If you get a call from her husband, @Admin. , do not say I did not warn you.

You should have just taken down the PI.

 

[The Prowler]

An hour on the table can soothe the savage nerves.




If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

Hey @Admin.


Quick question for you.


Why did you come back almost 6 hours after making that post and edit it?


Hahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I’m saving all the best for last.

Like you have a car, give me a break. You have a tandem for you and holiday, that's it. Everyone knows that

 

[X]

So?

Are you under some impression i need you to believe me?

Yeah yeah X im a fugly tranny, no one likes me, no one wants me....wah wah wah.

That cover it? You good?

Just stop lying is all

 

[Kirk]

Wait....

You really expect me to read those fucktards?

I'm just pointing out;

Admin brags about getting his body jhericurlled.

Prowler posts a dox (allegedly)

Do I really fucking care? Absolutely not.

Should you really care? Absolutely not.

This is why I rarely post. Its a bunch of morons taking turns huffing car exhaust loads straight from the tail pipe while innocent yours truly walks in wondering why you idiots just don't close the garage door while the cars running.

This is, no offense, the lowest type of shit posting drivel one could possibly fathom and now me, a fucking legend in this community, is supposed to research complete morons?

Yeah....no.

You too busy playing the "superman" update to Fortnite?

 

[Fredricka]

I see Seamajor left a dirty old man emoji on my dirty old man post. Jog on Seamajor

 

[Martini]

You too busy playing the "superman" update to Fortnite?

It's really not that interesting.

I like the classic, comic book SM skin and grinded out for it, but haven't played too much fort. Blitz, which was a new game where its basically the last five minutes of a fort game, was fun for about a week until they nerfed the xp to basically nothing.

I was in a lobby with somebody flexing 10k crown wins. And you know for a fact it was some unemployed adult who's just hoping his internet don't get turned off flexing crown wins like they were bars of gold. Yeah, Fort isn't a kids game any more its filled with adults, especially zero builds which I want to say is 80% unemployed retards who accuse everyone of cheating when they die because they're not good.

I once got stuck in a squad with a self entitled streamer and two of her simps. I landed on a chest that the streamer "called " like....who the fuck are you? Dumb bitch went on about how that was her chest until I dropped radio silence and said "bitch, I am a .1% fort player, you are not. I have over 100 ppl watching me, you have four. Get over it" only for her white knight simps to start to act tough with the "don't reboot him" half a sissy cry.

Long story short, they got mopped by a team, I mopped said team, didn't pick up their reboot cards, got the final player down to one hp, dropped all my weapons and emoted while the kid beat me. Then listened while the three morons were saying how I sucked and pointed out I murked an entire squad by myself while they got wrecked by that exact same squad.

So to answer your question- yes.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I see Seamajor left a dirty old man emoji on my dirty old man post. Jog on Seamajor

Lolz, as you can imagine poor old Semen has had to endure the "dyrty old man/flasher mack" troll for a considerable amount of time and it's a bit of a tender subject.

 

[Fredricka]

Lolz, as you can imagine poor old Semen has had to endure the "dyrty old man/flasher mack" troll for a considerable amount of time and it's a bit of a tender subject.

Haha, I can definitely imagine and he'll have to endure more, he's too old to change his dirty old ways now

 

[The Prowler]

Hey @Admin.


Quick question for you.


Why did you come back almost 6 hours after making that post and edit it?


Hahahahahaha!!!!!

Look at poor @Admin. react to this question!!!



What a little pussy!!

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Dove]

Just stop lying is all

Im gonna post whatever i want.

 

[X]

Im gonna post whatever i want.

I know, but try to make it believable at the very least … Do us a favour huh

 

[The Prowler]

I know, but try to make it believable at the very least … Do us a favour huh

I thought you were banned.

 

[Jack]

I thought you were banned.

He was, just for 24 hours for posting in that thread.

 

[Dove]

I know, but try to make it believable at the very least … Do us a favour huh

Why is it my job to make something believable for you?

Im not doing that shit. Everyone in the world thinks im an ugly tranny. No one finds me even slightly attractive. Like ever. Absolutely no one ever hits on me because im just so fucking ugly and undesirable.

In fact, now that you have exposed my truth and pointed out how ugly and manish i look....im now contimplating suicide.

Better? Does that make you happy? Please please say it does. I only exist for you. There is no one else on the whole Al Gore internet that matters all. Please say youre happy now!! I cant take it if you arent!

 

[Admin.]

Just a heads up, if any one of you incels geek out and reach out hoping
to create issues where none exist. I will provide any and all information to law enforcement so they can trace the incel responsible. Take that as you will. That is all.

Peace and Love.

@Bastard Factory

 

[X]

Why is it my job to make something believable for you?

Im not doing that shit. Everyone in the world thinks im an ugly tranny. No one finds me even slightly attractive. Like ever. Absolutely no one ever hits on me because im just so fucking ugly and undesirable.

In fact, now that you have exposed my truth and pointed out how ugly and manish i look....im now contimplating suicide.

Better? Does that make you happy? Please please say it does. I only exist for you. There is no one else on the whole Al Gore internet that matters all. Please say youre happy now!! I cant take it if you arent!

LOL moar bullshit de jour nobody’s gonna read
WOW!! thanks. !

 

[Martini]

Just a heads up, if any one of you incels geek out and reach out hoping
to create issues where none exist. I will provide any and all information to law enforcement so they can trace the incel responsible. Take that as you will. That is all.

Peace and Love.

@Bastard Factory

Bruh, that falls on you.

Next time don't post up personal shit in an environment filled with incels.