Getting older isn’t always easy, thank the gods for massage.

Flynn

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Admin, leave the children alone and try yoga and pilates. I do it every morning.

I get it. I get hit on all the time by BOYS. Boys in their 20s.

When i was in my 20s i got the most attention from older men. I got more attention from older men than from men in my own age group.

Now that im an old ass swamp witch i get a ton of attention from the guys in their 20s.

If i was sick enough to act on it, id break them. But im not sick. So i politely decline, i smile, i say "thats very sweet and youre very cute but kindly, no thanks. I have daughters your age"

And thats the RIGHT thing to do. Age gaps are legal but they are not usually ethical.

So how big is her cock?

:LOL3::LOL3::LOL3::LOL3:
 

The Prowler

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The good guys never built concentration camps.
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Why don’t we sing this song all together
Open our minds and let the pictures come

And if we close all our eyes together
Then we will see where we all come from

Pictures of us in the circling sun
Pictures of us show that we’re all one


 

Flynn

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Why don’t we sing this song all together
Open our minds and let the pictures come

And if we close all our eyes together
Then we will see where we all come from

Pictures of us in the circling sun
Pictures of us show that we’re all one




Shut up, stupid.
 

The Prowler

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An hour on the table can soothe the savage nerves.


:Awesomeness:

If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

You dumb fuck, her picture is still there on the Imgur link you posted and people have quoted your post before you took the picture out....

So you need to delete the picture on Imgur too.
 

The Prowler

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:Awesomeness:

If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

Oh would you, @Admin. ?

So you are saying that she is into you? And how do you know....?

Was something going on during your massage session that would interest the cop husband....?
 
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Oh would you, @Admin. ?

So you are saying that she is into you? And how do you know....?

Was something going on during your massage session that would interest the cop husband....?
Shhh, I won’t tell everyone you’re short squatty and bald, your secrets are safe with me Canadian Jughead.
 

The Prowler

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Shhh, I won’t tell everyone you’re short squatty and bald, your secrets are safe with me Canadian Jughead.

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"Hello ________ To ______!"

"Hi, Ms. _____. I am calling to inform you that a person has posted your picture on a message board on the Web called Bastard Factory. The site is filled with many deviants and dangerous people. He posted information about your massage business and made it very easy for these deviant and dangerous people to locate you. He claims to be a client of yours and claimed that he would be dating you if not for your husband who works in law enforcement. Would you like to know more details?"
 
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"Hello ________ To ______!"


"Hi, Ms. _____. I am calling to inform you that a person has posted your picture on a message board on the Web called Bastard Factory. The site is filled with many deviants and dangerous people. He posted information about your massage business and made it very easy for these deviant and dangerous people to locate you. He claims to be a client of yours and claimed that he would be dating you if not for your husband who works in law enforcement. Would you like to know more details?"
Please by all means knock your dumb ass out! Do eet now!
 

Martini

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Fuck that.

Get that happy ending, Admin.

Who the fuck thinks getting a massage from a hot chick is a bad thing? Like seriously?

You need to blow one out while acting like your David banner turning into the Hulk yelling "EEERRRRHHRAARRRAHHH" aiming at her face.

Give her more then just a cash tip
 

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There are pictures of me all the damn forum. Thats me in my avi.

My daughters get shit from their friends about having the hot mom. They think its hilarious.
Yeah sorry but I get tranny vibes from the av
 

Flynn

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Fuck that.

Get that happy ending, Admin.

Who the fuck thinks getting a massage from a hot chick is a bad thing? Like seriously?

You need to blow one out while acting like your David banner turning into the Hulk yelling "EEERRRRHHRAARRRAHHH" aiming at her face.

Give her more then just a cash tip

Ahem....Martini, I'm not sure you know how this works. I know you've been gone for a moment. So, let me refresh your memory. Sunday is bash on admin day, ah hell, who am I fooling? Everyday is bash on admin day.

My point being, if you keep on blowing gray smoke up his already loosened ass, you're liable if he sees that as positive reaffirmation, and continues his homoerotic ballet as he pines for Biggie's shlong.

Knock it off!
 
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Martini

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Ahem....Martini, I'm not sure you know how this works. I know you've been gone for a moment. So, let me refresh your memory. Sunday is bash on admin day, ah hell, who am I fooling? Everyday is bash on admin day.

My point being, if keep you keep on blowing gray smoke up his already loosened ass, you're liable if he sees that as positive reaffirmation, and continues his homoerotic ballet as he pines for Biggie's shlong.

Knock it off!
Nope. Sorry.

Ppl knocking a guy for getting a massage borders on incel framing.

You got Prowler over here acting like it's a fucking crime that some grown ass women is running her hands all over an oiled up admin.

Now either prowler is on some jelly toast shit or he's an incel lashing out that a women, who looks mildly attractive no less, is taking attention away. So much so, he went to preposterous lengths to look for this women's dox and posted up what could be her husband, who if it is, I'm sure knows his wife is having Diddy baby oil parties for older men for a fee.

Good for Admin.

Just don't use the head rest as a toilet.
 
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Ahem....Martini, I'm not sure you know how this works. I know you've been gone for a moment. So, let me refresh your memory. Sunday is bash on admin day, ah hell, who am I fooling? Everyday is bash on admin day.

My point being, if keep you keep on blowing gray smoke up his already loosened ass, you're liable if he sees that as positive reaffirmation, and continues his homoerotic ballet as he pines for Biggie's shlong.

Knock it off!
Just go get that that bottom surgery over with Dude and let your inner femininity free!
 

Flynn

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Nope. Sorry.

Ppl knocking a guy for getting a massage borders on incel framing.

You got Prowler over here acting like it's a fucking crime that some grown ass women is running her hands all over an oiled up admin.

Now either prowler is on some jelly toast shit or he's an incel lashing out that a women, who looks mildly attractive no less, is taking attention away. So much so, he went to preposterous lengths to look for this women's dox and posted up what could be her husband, who if it is, I'm sure knows his wife is having Diddy baby oil parties for older men for a fee.

Good for Admin.

Just don't use the head rest as a toilet.

What's wrong with you?

Idiot. No one is knocking him for getting a rectum massage you fucking dope. If you had read The Prowler's poorly written hall monitor logs, you would have realized admin posted the personal info of the happy ending giving married woman (soon to be removed from this country compliments of I.C.E.). Now does the no doxxing rule only extend to members on a forum, or do they extend to the general public who we refer to as no-joy targets, meaning they're civilians?

Hey fuckstick, as you make me happy to see you, overjoyed actually. Then you go on and do some shit like this. And then I'm like no wonder I approve of seeing Martini once every 4-5 months.

I'd really like to fucking punch you in that fat head of yours right now. I have always respected your opinions even if they don't line up with mine. But for you to start talking shit while not doing the homework behind the subject you're soo adamantly defending is blasphemy. You start running your mouth without first learning the facts of the matter? When did this start happening? We fight fire with facts, not dive head first without knowing the 411.

I'm done with you right now. I'll talk to you when you come back in 4-5 months. I am very upset with you, and I don't want to post something I'll regret.

You're dismissed Poofer.