Getting older isn’t always easy, thank the gods for massage.

[Admin.]

An hour on the table can soothe the savage nerves.




If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

 

[Fredricka]

An hour on the table can soothe the savage nerves.

If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

Isn't she like half your age? You dirty old man

 

[Admin.]

Isn't she like half your age? You dirty old man

This isn’t the arena for your meltdowns. GTFO.

Clean up on aisle Ferd.

 

[Fredricka]

This isn’t the arena for your meltdowns. GTFO.

It needed to be said whatever the arena. Leave that girl alone, she probably already has a grandad

 

[Jack]

Lol so she has a dick like Sindy?

 

[Admin.]

@Bastard Factory

 

[Fredricka]

Tell tale tit

 

[Bastard Factory]

This is like a FB post.
Not really thread worthy.

 

[Flynn]

An hour on the table can soothe the savage nerves.

If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

So is she in the trunk of your Prius, or is she locked away in your moms basement?

Will I see her on an episode of Dateline?

 

[Flynn]

@Bastard Factory

What a fucking pussy!

 

[Fredricka]

Hahaha, take that admin

 

[Admin.]

Fuck the moderator that tossed this thread into meltdown.

Does the staff seriously only want stupid name calling and shitposting? because god knows I can do that and we sure don’t see enough of it.

 

[Fredricka]

Fuck the moderator that tossed this thread into meltdown.

You drew attention to it you idiot

 

[Flynn]

Fuck the moderator that tossed this thread into meltdown.

Does the staff seriously only want stupid name calling and shitposting? because god knows I can do that and we sure don’t see enough of it.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Someone call the whambulance!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Lol at admin thinking he'd get away with being a dirty old man because he posted his dirtbag thread in general

 

[Dove]

Admin, leave the children alone and try yoga and pilates. I do it every morning.

I get it. I get hit on all the time by BOYS. Boys in their 20s.

When i was in my 20s i got the most attention from older men. I got more attention from older men than from men in my own age group.

Now that im an old ass swamp witch i get a ton of attention from the guys in their 20s.

If i was sick enough to act on it, id break them. But im not sick. So i politely decline, i smile, i say "thats very sweet and youre very cute but kindly, no thanks. I have daughters your age"

And thats the RIGHT thing to do. Age gaps are legal but they are not usually ethical.

So how big is her cock?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So how big is her cock?

 

[Bastard Factory]

Fuck the moderator that tossed this thread into meltdown.

Does the staff seriously only want stupid name calling and shitposting? because god knows I can do that and we sure don’t see enough of it.

Intriguing
Interesting
Interactive
Engaging
Enticing
Thought-Provoking
Controversial
Creative
Twisty
Turny
Effort

Outside Meltdown/Politics any topic/thread should have a few of these creative qualities.

 

[Admin.]

Feces

Feces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially-altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.

 

[The Prowler]

An hour on the table can soothe the savage nerves.

If she wasn’t married to a cop, I’d probably be dating her.

You are a creepy fuck.

I expected something like that from Senile @Joe.

 

[Dove]

Feces

Feces are the solid or semi-solid remains of food that was not digested in the small intestine, and has been broken down by bacteria in the large intestine. Feces contain a relatively small amount of metabolic waste products such as bacterially-altered bilirubin and dead epithelial cells from the lining of the gut.

Dont you wanna just rub it all over your car and brush your teeth in it?

I hear that sort of thing helps with injustices and being poor.

 

[X]

Admin, leave the children alone and try yoga and pilates. I do it every morning.

I get it. I get hit on all the time by BOYS. Boys in their 20s.

When i was in my 20s i got the most attention from older men. I got more attention from older men than from men in my own age group.

Now that im an old ass swamp witch i get a ton of attention from the guys in their 20s.

If i was sick enough to act on it, id break them. But im not sick. So i politely decline, i smile, i say "thats very sweet and youre very cute but kindly, no thanks. I have daughters your age"

And thats the RIGHT thing to do. Age gaps are legal but they are not usually ethical.

So how big is her cock?

You get hit on by 20 year olds ? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
POOast up a pic I wanna see what’s making the boys twaZY …. LOL

 

[The Prowler]

@Admin.

That was not smart.


You should take that picture down.

 

[The Prowler]

@Bastard Factory

You should take the picture in the OP down.

 

[Jack]

Admin should be assboxed for this thread.

 

[Admin.]

 

[The Prowler]

Are you wanting someone to contact that massage therapist?

If not, then take down the pic, you idiot.

 

[Dove]

You get hit on by 20 year olds ? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
POOast up a pic I wanna see what’s making the boys twaZY …. LOL

There are pictures of me all the damn forum. Thats me in my avi.

My daughters get shit from their friends about having the hot mom. They think its hilarious.

 

[The Prowler]

Is this where the magic happens, @Admin. ?

 

[Flynn]

Is this where the magic happens, @Admin. ?

Magic????

You call it "magic" when admin cries out Biggie's name when he finally gets his happy ending by a male "massage therapist?"