Life is like a box of chocolates
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Milk....preferably Belgian or Swiss
Belgium is actually sort of part of the Netherlands. And I can get a lot of Belgian choolated due to that. Lots and lots of those.... Makes me sexy, right?:Lovin1:
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I like Snickers. Does that make me a bad person?:Perfecto:
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I like Snickers. Does that make me a bad person?:Perfecto:
No, just a nut job...
I've been hearing that all my life ;-)
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AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONAL AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had
just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously, you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
(That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Trump as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while
he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life..
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
An armed Marine
Semper Fi,
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.
My girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had
just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a
shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously, you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.
(That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again).
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Trump as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while
he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life..
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
An armed Marine
Semper Fi,
Bullshit
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What part? I found it quite believable. You think our military are incapable of such??? This dude survived Afghanistan. A mugger is a damn walk in the park to him. Lol lol.....
The whole part. From top to bottom. Totally utter bullshit.
Made up by some loser
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You think a marine is a loser? Even if it were made up, the story and actions taken by the marine were justified. Lol. Too damn funny.
No, it is not justified at all. Don't you have a legal system?
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Ha Ha you don't fool me and know you are just mad cause I point out that you are KW loser - - - - -
And nobody gives a fuck what you believe fool,the whole point was you never know who you are fucking with !
Got a better story>>> One night a young lady was walking her dog and this guy try to have his way with her but got kicked in the face and lost a eye and a few teeth and turns out she is a women's world class Shaolin Kenpo Champion and daughter of Ralph Castro >>> <<<
In fact it wouldn't surprise me one bit if CaseyK carries a pistol !
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Yes we do. So what is the mugger gonna do? Call the cops on himself and turn himself in? You think he got a guilty conscience on the way home? Gtfoh. People like that have no conscience. That's why they do what they do. It's impulse.
I am not mad, I cannot get mad at retarded people. Would not be fair, you cannot help it.
Indeed... YOU do not know who you are fuking with (ME).... Remember that
And then she gets prosecuted for assault resulting in permanent injury... She was stupid not to kill him and have the body disappear.
I am sure she does, but @CaseyK loves me and she will never shoot me:Lovin1:
@TheHaze See? But since she loves me, there is no problem in it for me
and that is exactly who eople like that should not wear deadly weapons on their body
Why?
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Why?
Population control. Hehehehehe.....
Who gave you the right to do that?Population control. Hehehehehe.....Why?
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CaseyK loves you about as much as a ingrown cunt hair loser !
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Why?
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Population control. Hehehehehe.....
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Who gave you the right to do that?
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Who is he?Who gave you the right to do that?Population control. Hehehehehe.....Why?
I am awake and I don't need medication to love her back
