My new career

[The Cuntess]

Decided to walk away from my job of 15 years to be join ICE. Praying I pass the physical.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Good luck, Flea.

 

[The Cuntess]

Good luck, Flea.

I feel like it’s my duty as an American.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I feel like it’s my duty as an American.

The $50k bonus is a nice incentive as well. Plus, you have unique skills that may be an advantage in the job.

 

[Admin.]

Will Biggie be trying out with you?

 

[Martini]

Flea gonna be stealing all the fucking nikes off all the illegals now.

That's a ridiculous side hustle

 

[The Cuntess]

The $50k bonus is a nice incentive as well. Plus, you have unique skills that may be an advantage in the job.

Exactly

 

[The Cuntess]

Will Biggie be trying out with you?

Yes

 

[Seamajor]

Decided to walk away from my job of 15 years to be join ICE. Praying I pass the physical.

Your butt might be too big to chase crooks rapists and the insane. Stay clear of NorCal. The police here will not support or assist ICE.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I feel like it’s my duty as an American.

Did you mean dooty?
...because it sounds like dooty to me.

 

[Martini]

Yes

ICE needs emergency human flotation devices?

 

[Martini]

Flea, save the big booty latinas.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Will Biggie be trying out with you?

They will be in the...rear guard. Bringing up the...rear.

 

[Martini]

I can see it now....

A bunch of cowboy hat wearing braizers being lifted onto the SS biggie while hes yelling "toot" out an empty toliet paper roll swinging brooms made out of tumbleweeds and sticks.....

 

[Courier 6]

Flea, save the big booty latinas.

But not the Latinas who look like Yoda.

 

[The Cuntess]

Did you mean dooty?
...because it sounds like dooty to me.

You look like howdy doodie. Stfu

 

[Martini]

Will Biggie be trying out with you?

Are you serious?

That slob can hardly bend over to tighten the velcro on his shoes.

 

[Admin.]

Exactly

But you make $800 a shift and you don’t have to drag hard working parents away from their terrified screaming children.

Avg days worked a year is 260 times $800/day so you’re giving up over $200,000/yr. to arrest hard working people.

Sounds like a good idea, for someone like you!

 

[Courier 6]

and you don’t have to drag hard working parents away from their terrified screaming children.

Play the emotional blackmail card harder. Like a bitch.

 

[Admin.]

Play the emotional blackmail card harder. Like a bitch.

Sorry I didn’t mean to make cry, do you need a hanky?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sorry I didn’t mean to make cry, do you need a hanky?

You were trying to create sympathy for illegal alien criminals in the poast C6 referred to. Is that something your Betters have instructed you to do, or is it your deeply-ingrained white guilt bubbling up at the thought of poor brown people being "oppressed" by evil white America?

 

[Courier 6]

Sorry I didn’t mean to make cry, do you need a hanky?

You're the one monomaniacally obsessing over emotion. Like a bitch.

 

[Admin.]

You're the one monomaniacally obsessing over emotion. Like a bitch.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but idgaf about your feelings.

 

[Admin.]

You were trying to create sympathy for illegal alien criminals in the poast C6 referred to. Is that something your Betters have instructed you to do, or is it your deeply-ingrained white guilt bubbling up at the thought of poor brown people being "oppressed" by evil white America?

So it’s your position that a grandmother can deal with traumatized kids daily and not be at least mildly upset by it? Are you really that ignorant?

 

[Courier 6]

You were trying to create sympathy for illegal alien criminals in the poast C6 referred to. Is that something your Betters have instructed you to do, or is it your deeply-ingrained white guilt bubbling up at the thought of poor brown people being "oppressed" by evil white America?

It's because he's a traitor. And a bitch.

 

[Courier 6]

Don’t take this the wrong way, but idgaf about your feelings.

I'm not surprised. You don't give a fuck about anything you pretend to. You're pretentious. And a bitch.

 

[Frood]

...and the sucking cock thing. Admin loves sucking cocks. He's a cocksucking bitch.

 

[Courier 6]

So it’s your position that a grandmother can deal with traumatized kids daily and not be at least mildly upset by it?

You love strawmen as much as you love... well, men.

 

[The Prowler]

I feel like it’s my duty as an American.

If you come across a fat woman named @Lily pretending to be a Mexican, use extreme force.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Well this is a plot twist I didn't see coming...