My new career

[Courier 6]

Hardship is going thru the process LEGALLY. Not sneaking in and draining resources meant for struggling Americans. I can’t just walk in to Mexico, why should anyone just walk in this country?

You have to understand that Admin is a traitor. Then everything he posts makes sense.

 

[Flynn]

Decided to walk away from my job of 15 years to be join ICE. Praying I pass the physical.

I read where they've uncapped the age limit.

I.C.E. jailers make over 100k, and administrators can make 60k-130k.

I am very happy for you, Flea. Federal benefits are the best around. So are the retirement perks. I hope you've chosen an office job, but I can see you in the field with you being at least bilingual in Spanish/Mexican.

My only concern is your physical fitness. Can you do these:

*Sit-ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less.
*Push-ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less.
*Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less.
*Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less.

It looks worse than it is. If you start now, you'll be in shape by the time your physical fitness test comes along.

Lastly, you do know they do a comprehensive background check, right? Even though your record may be spotless, it's your hubby's incarceration that may raise some eyebrows. Had this been 10 years ago, that may have been an issue, but if you bring something to the table I.C.E. needs (you breathing) you should have no problems.

Good luck to you!

 

[The Cuntess]

Ok Flynn, are you serious? 32 push ups in one minute? Ain’t no one passing that lol

Hub has been out for 8 years and is a model citizen and boss at his job. I’m not worried about him. My record is spotless

 

[Flynn]

Ok Flynn, are you serious? 32 push ups in one minute? Ain’t no one passing that lol

Hub has been out for 8 years and is a model citizen and boss at his job. I’m not worried about him. My record is spotless

Yes. Serious as you wanting a career in I.C.E. you can do it. Tomorrow start off with 5 and five everyday until next Thursday. Then do 10 everyday for a week. By that time you'll want to start doing 15 every two hours daily. After a week of doing 15 sets X 8, you'll be in shape.

32 push ups is nothing. You'll be fine. You just have to start doing them. If you can do the 32, then most likely you can do everything else.

Proud of you, girl.

 

[X]

Nobody cares what you post.

Did I ask ?
you tranny cock gulping faggot

 

[The Prowler]

*Sit-ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less.
*Push-ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less.

32 push ups in one minute? Ain’t no one passing that lol

32 push ups is nothing.

Attention to detail, people.

What I am surprised at are the running requirements. Way too easy.

 

[Flynn]

Attention to detail, people.

What I am surprised at are the running requirements. Way too easy.

Well...for those of us at home home who aren't familiar with your often cryptic, and usually pure gibberish talk, can I ask, what is it you're implying Garraty Lite?

Oh, the error?

Big deal. People make mistakes all the time. Take for example, the two bald elephants that birthed you.

 

[The Prowler]

People make mistakes all the time.

If believing that makes you feel better, go ahead and believe it.

A much more accurate statement would be "Some people make mistakes all the time."

Hey, at least you are somebody. (Kinda)

 

[Flynn]

If believing that makes you feel better, go ahead and believe it.

A much more accurate statement would be "Some people make mistakes all the time."

Hey, at least you are somebody. (Kinda)

Prowler, please.

If you're implying that you're mistake free, or somehow perfect, I could point out some bonehead moves on your part.

Do we really need to open up this gigantic can of worms?

 

[The Prowler]

Prowler, please.

If you're implying that you're mistake free, or somehow perfect, I could point out some bonehead moves on your part.

Do we really need to open up this gigantic can of worms?

Go away, you pest.

I know when I acknowledge you, it gives you a bit of a boner. But try to settle down, dude.

I was mostly joking around with flea.

She is not a thin-skinned dweeb with such low self-esteem that a little joke makes her go into panic mode. Like somebody.

 

[Flynn]

Go away, you pest.

I know when I acknowledge you, it gives you a bit of a boner. But try to settle down, dude.

Me? The pest?

If my mind once again serves me correct, isn't it you going around and constantly posting:

@Lily @Alticus @Jack @Admin. @Yomomma @etc @BaldHeadMAGA?

Hey, dude...so now this IS you acknowledging me? That's weird. I vaguely remember you replying to some of my posts, but I didn't reply back because I was busy doing other important things like watching Netflix.

I was mostly joking around with flea.

That's what you call your bald passive-aggressive behavior? I wasn't talking about Flea. I am talking about you.

She is not a thin-skinned dweeb with such low self-esteem that a little joke makes her go into panic mode. Like somebody.

No, she isn't and that's one of the things I love about her.

You know Prowler, you like @Jack can change your idiot smelling font all you want like @Jack and color every other letter bold for all I fucking care you OCD half-dead, SCTV version of Hank Hill, because it all amounts to gigantic heaps of utter cow shit, otherwise known as Lily piles.

Who is going into panic mode? It's like I came into the neutral zone with shields down in an episode of Star Trek, and you're already sounding the alert for code red as you Klingons start manning your battle stations as if the Borg was coming.

Relax. You'll conserve more of those little micro hairs on your head.

 

[The Best Holliday]

This is the worst case of shit trolling we have seen in a long long time.
. Maybe next time tell us that you've entered astronut training and will be flying to Mars.

 

[Flynn]

Maybe next time tell us that you've entered astronut training and will be flying to Mars.

Or maybe claim that your penis works?

 

[The Cuntess]

This is the worst case of shit trolling we have seen in a long long time.
. Maybe next time tell us that you've entered astronut training and will be flying to Mars.

I’ll post proof once I’m hired, you decrepit old shitbag

 

[The Best Holliday]

I’ll post proof once I’m hired, you decrepit old shitbag

So don't anybody hold their breath. Got it.

PS: I can run faster and further than your over the hill ass any day.
I mean, when is the last time you got off the trailer couch?
...and getting up to retrieve a fresh box of bon-bons or bag of chips doesn't count.

 

[The Prowler]

Me? The pest?

Yeah.

You made a mistake.

You it all the time.

Why are you having a nervous breakdown over it?

 

[The Best Holliday]

You it all the time.

Did you mean "You do it all (of) the time"?

 

[Flynn]

Yeah.

You made a mistake.

You it all the time.

Why are you having a nervous breakdown over it?

I always make mistakes.

I have never shied away from that. Why are you making this like you are Mr. Perfect Pooty Pants?

No one's having a nervous breakdown over your silly words over the World Wide Web. Who do you take me for @Lily @Jack @Alticus
@Admin.
@AnnaConda

 

[The Prowler]

Did you mean "You do it all (of) the time"?

Wait!!!


You actually caught that?

And then......


You posted about it?


Hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[The Best Holliday]

Wait!!!


You actually caught that?

And then......


You posted about it?


Hahahahahaha!!!!

You would have, and I could see Flynn was in need of rescue.
. I'm sure he and/or she, or it will have kind werdz for me now.

 

[The Cuntess]

So don't anybody hold their breath. Got it.

PS: I can run faster and further than your over the hill ass any day.

How? In your electric wheelchair? lol

 

[Admin.]

I’m the only person in this thread that has served my country in uniform. Clown Fluffer 6 has the trumptardism to say I’m a traitor. What an asswipe, stick to tranny porn Fluffer boi.


Pro Tip you tards, it ain’t your “Career” until you’re first hired, and then make it through training, aka boot camp.

 

[Flynn]

You would have, and I could see Flynn was in need of rescue.
. I'm sure he and/or she, or it will have kind werdz for me now.

Yeah...here are some werdz...why are you soo fucking stupid?

The only thing needing rescue is your brain that apparently fell out of your ear.

 

[The Best Holliday]

How? In your electric wheelchair? lol

Maybe you could roll downhill faster than me being ball shaped. LoLz at fat old Cuntess.

 

[Flynn]

I’m the only person in this thread that has served my country in uniform. Clown Fluffer 6 has the trumptardism to say I’m a traitor. What an asswipe, stick to tranny porn Fluffer boi.


Pro Tip you tards, it ain’t your “Career” until you’re first hired, and then make it through training, aka boot camp.

Sucking your way up and down the Military chain of command does not make you a veteran. A veteran of foreign dicks maybe.

 

[Admin.]

Sucking your way up and down the Military chain of command does not make you a veteran. A veteran of foreign dicks maybe.

Your meth must be extra methy today, you’ve been raging for quite a while, by your standards

 

[Flynn]

Your meth must be extra methy today, you’ve been raging for quite a while, by your standards

Whatever you say spammer.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Sucking your way up and down the Military chain of command does not make you a veteran. A veteran of foreign dicks maybe.

^^^^Ain't she charming, folks?^^^^
...but you can't have her 'cuz......
oh no wait - you can have her.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

^^^^Ain't she charming, folks?^^^^
...but you can't have her 'cuz......
oh no wait - you can have her.

Don't want her.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Don't want her.

Larry, why must you be like everyone else?