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Decided to walk away from my job of 15 years to be join ICE. Praying I pass the physical.

I read where they've uncapped the age limit.

I.C.E. jailers make over 100k, and administrators can make 60k-130k.

I am very happy for you, Flea. Federal benefits are the best around. So are the retirement perks. I hope you've chosen an office job, but I can see you in the field with you being at least bilingual in Spanish/Mexican.

My only concern is your physical fitness. Can you do these:

*Sit-ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less.
*Push-ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less.
*Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less.
*Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less.

It looks worse than it is. If you start now, you'll be in shape by the time your physical fitness test comes along.

Lastly, you do know they do a comprehensive background check, right? Even though your record may be spotless, it's your hubby's incarceration that may raise some eyebrows. Had this been 10 years ago, that may have been an issue, but if you bring something to the table I.C.E. needs (you breathing) you should have no problems.

Good luck to you!
 
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Ok Flynn, are you serious? 32 push ups in one minute? Ain’t no one passing that lol

Hub has been out for 8 years and is a model citizen and boss at his job. I’m not worried about him. My record is spotless
 

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Ok Flynn, are you serious? 32 push ups in one minute? Ain’t no one passing that lol

Hub has been out for 8 years and is a model citizen and boss at his job. I’m not worried about him. My record is spotless

Yes. Serious as you wanting a career in I.C.E. you can do it. Tomorrow start off with 5 and five everyday until next Thursday. Then do 10 everyday for a week. By that time you'll want to start doing 15 every two hours daily. After a week of doing 15 sets X 8, you'll be in shape.

32 push ups is nothing. You'll be fine. You just have to start doing them. If you can do the 32, then most likely you can do everything else.

Proud of you, girl.
 

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Attention to detail, people.

What I am surprised at are the running requirements. Way too easy.

Well...for those of us at home home who aren't familiar with your often cryptic, and usually pure gibberish talk, can I ask, what is it you're implying Garraty Lite?

Oh, the error?

Big deal. People make mistakes all the time. Take for example, the two bald elephants that birthed you.
 

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If believing that makes you feel better, go ahead and believe it.

A much more accurate statement would be "Some people make mistakes all the time."

Hey, at least you are somebody. (Kinda)

Prowler, please.

If you're implying that you're mistake free, or somehow perfect, I could point out some bonehead moves on your part.

Do we really need to open up this gigantic can of worms?
 

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Prowler, please.

If you're implying that you're mistake free, or somehow perfect, I could point out some bonehead moves on your part.

Do we really need to open up this gigantic can of worms?

Go away, you pest.

I know when I acknowledge you, it gives you a bit of a boner. But try to settle down, dude.

I was mostly joking around with flea.

She is not a thin-skinned dweeb with such low self-esteem that a little joke makes her go into panic mode. Like somebody.
 

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Go away, you pest.

I know when I acknowledge you, it gives you a bit of a boner. But try to settle down, dude.

:LOL3:

Me? The pest?

If my mind once again serves me correct, isn't it you going around and constantly posting:

@Lily @Alticus @Jack @Admin. @Yomomma @etc @BaldHeadMAGA?

Hey, dude...so now this IS you acknowledging me? That's weird. I vaguely remember you replying to some of my posts, but I didn't reply back because I was busy doing other important things like watching Netflix.

I was mostly joking around with flea.

That's what you call your bald passive-aggressive behavior? I wasn't talking about Flea. I am talking about you.

She is not a thin-skinned dweeb with such low self-esteem that a little joke makes her go into panic mode. Like somebody.

No, she isn't and that's one of the things I love about her.

You know Prowler, you like @Jack can change your idiot smelling font all you want like @Jack and color every other letter bold for all I fucking care you OCD half-dead, SCTV version of Hank Hill, because it all amounts to gigantic heaps of utter cow shit, otherwise known as Lily piles.

Who is going into panic mode? It's like I came into the neutral zone with shields down in an episode of Star Trek, and you're already sounding the alert for code red as you Klingons start manning your battle stations as if the Borg was coming.

Relax. You'll conserve more of those little micro hairs on your head.
 
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Yeah.

You made a mistake.

You it all the time.

Why are you having a nervous breakdown over it?

I always make mistakes.

I have never shied away from that. Why are you making this like you are Mr. Perfect Pooty Pants?

No one's having a nervous breakdown over your silly words over the World Wide Web. Who do you take me for @Lily @Jack @Alticus
@Admin.
@AnnaConda
 

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Don't look here, the joke is in your hand.
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I’m the only person in this thread that has served my country in uniform. Clown Fluffer 6 has the trumptardism to say I’m a traitor. What an asswipe, stick to tranny porn Fluffer boi.


Pro Tip you tards, it ain’t your “Career” until you’re first hired, and then make it through training, aka boot camp.
 

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I’m the only person in this thread that has served my country in uniform. Clown Fluffer 6 has the trumptardism to say I’m a traitor. What an asswipe, stick to tranny porn Fluffer boi.


Pro Tip you tards, it ain’t your “Career” until you’re first hired, and then make it through training, aka boot camp.

Sucking your way up and down the Military chain of command does not make you a veteran. A veteran of foreign dicks maybe.