A Couple Of My Bathroom Products

[Frood]

Old Spice though... it's up there with Brut...

 

[Alticus]

What do you use to spank your monkey?

Nothing

 

[Jack]

Nothing

what do you do when it gets red and raw?

 

[wizer]

Reminder to self, avoid reading this topic if there's a notification that @Alticus replied to @Jack's question.

There are some things best left unsaid.

 

[Alticus]

I know. I was kidding.

Oh, my bad. lol

 

[The Best Holliday]

Nothing

I hear Dippity-Do was an old favorite in the 70s.

 

[Alticus]

I hear Dippity-Do was an old favorite in the 70s.

Never heard of it.

 

[Jack]

I hear Dippity-Do was an old favorite in the 70s.

My brother used that shit. He even had a pompadour.

:::shudders:::

 

[Jack]

Never heard of it.

 

[Scooter]

I like Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap.

 

[Jack]

Sidney Sweeney sold some Dr Squatch before she got real famous selling her genes.

 

[Scooter]

Dr. Squatch smells good but it doesn't make me feel clean.

 

[Alticus]

Dr. Squatch smells good but it doesn't make me feel clean.

Just googled it. Looks cool.

 

[Scooter]

I didn't like it. I think by buddy said that he tried it but the bars of soap didn't last long enough.

 

[The Prowler]

I think I might go take a picture of my various soaps and body washes.....

 

[The Prowler]

I usually have more of a variety....

 

[The Best Holliday]

I usually have more of a variety....

Kind of run-o-theh-mill grocery store items.
. Nothin special there.

 

[Lily]

Kind of run-o-theh-mill grocery store items.
. Nothin special there.

Certainly nothing requiring ass kissing.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Certainly nothing requiring ass kissing.

He really hasn't discerning taste in....well, pretty much anything.
. All quite pedestrian.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I usually have more of a variety....

Are you a woman?

 

[Lily]

He really hasn't discerning taste in....well, pretty much anything.
. All quite pedestrian.

I said that in another thread.

He boasts about the mediocre.

 

[The Best Holliday]

I said that in another thread.

He boasts about the mediocre.

He's something of a Salieri.
. He's the patron poster of mediocrity.

 

[The Cuntess]

Kind of run-o-theh-mill grocery store items.
. Nothin special there.

Nothing special to you cuz you don’t bathe daily. You’re old and smell like moth balls

 

[Lily]

He's something of a Salieri.
. He's the patron poster of mediocrity.

And Salieri was probably more talented in his time, than Yowler is in his. Imagine that.

 

[The Best Holliday]

And Salieri was probably more talented in his time, than Yowler is in his. Imagine that.

Undoubtedly. I should not disparage Salieri with a comparison.

 

[Frood]

I usually have more of a variety....

Which ones do you choke the chicken with?

 

[The Cuntess]

Imagine being so riddled with envy and hate, you mock the fact that someone washes their ass with different soaps

 

[The Best Holliday]

Why isn't REEKa telling us what feminine hygiene products she recommends?
....or does she really use No-Pest Strips to control the flies?

 

[Lily]

Imagine being an "adult" and not knowing how to read. What say you @The Best Holliday ?


What do you think that must be like?

 

[The Best Holliday]

Imagine being an "adult" and not knowing how to read. What say you @The Best Holliday ?


What do you think that must be like?

. I imagine the thing is on auto post, leafing as it were, through the audio version of the Big Book of Yer Old Jokes, not realizing what a bore she's become. The drugs will do that....I imagine.