I Love You Martini, But You Gotta Stop...

[Lily]

Because they enjoy laughing at unfunny fuckheads?

Right. People are going to spend their money on people that they don't find funny.

How are you not embarrassed that you are so dumb?

 

[Frood]

Right. People are going to spend their money on people that they don't find funny.

How are you not embarrassed that you are so dumb?

To start off with, we weren't talking about comedians but nationalities and their senses of humour. You immediately jumped to specific comedians and popularity.

You probably think Colbert, Kimmel, and Maher are hilarious.

There is nothing funny about them. They suck major donkey dick... but people tune in anyway.

 

[Lily]

To start off with, we weren't talking about comedians but nationalities and their senses of humour. You immediately jumped to specific comedians and popularity.

You probably think Colbert, Kimmel, and Maher are hilarious.

There is nothing funny about them. They suck major donkey dick... but people tune in anyway.

It's related. American comedians dominate in terms of tours, the money they make and humor.

It's a simple fact. And why? Because Americans are funny as fuck and it translates into many cultures.

Colbert, Kimmel, and Maher...No, they can be funny, Maher the least funny, not my cup of tea. Hilarious? No.

 

[Frood]

It's related. American comedians dominate in terms of tours, the money they make and humor.

It's a simple fact. And why? Because Americans are funny as fuck and it translates into many cultures.

Colbert, Kimmel, and Maher...No, they can be funny, Maher the least funny, not my cup of tea. Hilarious? No.

There's 350 million Americans versus 70 million Britains, 27 million Australians, 42 million Canadians.

Greater populations don't make funnier comedians, just more of them.

I'd much rather watch a Jimmy Carr special than retarded not funny US comedians.

Because the British, like the Australians, still take the piss out of themselves.

Colbert, Kimmel, and Maher shouldn't even be classed as comedians.

 

[Lily]

There's 350 million Americans versus 70 million Britains, 27 million Australians, 42 million Canadians.

Greater populations don't make funnier comedians, just more of them.

I'd much rather watch a Jimmy Carr special than retarded not funny US comedians.

Because the British, like the Australians, still take the piss out of themselves.

Colbert, Kimmel, and Maher shouldn't even be classed as comedians.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

 

[Frood]

Math and logic bores Fat Lily...

 

[Admin.]

Adam is totally hot for you.

He wants to be his or her dog.

 

[Lily]

Math and logic bores Fat Lily...

blah blah blah blah blah

 

[Flynn]

I'll bet it was the feet avatars.

It was waaay before that. It must be my mind he's in love with. Can't really blame him.

 

[Frood]

I've reduced Fat Lily to childish antics....

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

It was waaay before that. It must be my mind he's in love with. Can't really blame him.

How can he be in love with something that doesn't exist?

 

[Lily]

Math and logic bores Fat Lily...

Excuses bore me.

 

[Frood]

Excuses bore me.

So jump on a treadmill...

 

[Lily]

So jump on a treadmill...

Make it make sense.

 

[Frood]

Make it make sense.

Exercise reduces obesity.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Exercise reduces obesity.

Then why are you such a fat ass?

 

[Frood]

Then why are you such a fat ass?

I'm not. I still have a 34 inch waste.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I'm not. I still have a 34 inch waste.

Bullshit.

 

[Frood]

Bullshit.

No bullshit.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

No bullshit.

Yes.

 

[Frood]

Yes.

You've been misinformed.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You've been misinformed.

Nope.

 

[Lily]

Exercise reduces obesity.

Having an actual education reduces stupidity. Exercise your brain, dumbass.

 

[Frood]