I Love You Martini, But You Gotta Stop...

[Flynn]

Now it was a ruse...

 

[Adam Hitler]

That's all good & well for the commoners here but obvi you & I have some semi serious sexting to catch up on in the wake of these here allegorical penis having allegations.

If you have something to suck best to put it out there now gurl.

My quips & lips are non negotiables. For you babez.

Jesus Christ... I know you're a ginger (and likely jewish), but you tolerate chix with dix?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Now it was a ruse...

You literally replied 30 seconds after I posted that response.

Are you nervous?

 

[Flynn]

Jesus Christ... I know you're a ginger (and likely jewish), but you tolerate chix with dix?

One you hit on.

 

[Adam Hitler]

One you hit on.

You wish.

 

[Flynn]

You wish.

I'm not the one sending out unwanted pm's.

 

[Flynn]

You literally replied 30 seconds after I posted that response.

Are you nervous?

No. I just know what you're going to post.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm not the one sending out unwanted pm's.

No, but you're the one lying and exaggerating about them.

 

[Adam Hitler]

No. I just know what you're going to post.

Stalker.

 

[Flynn]

No, but you're the one lying and exaggerating about them.

That would be you, Aryan.

If you would just admit you have a crush on me, we can get past all of this.

 

[Flynn]

Stalker.

Because I know my prey better than themselves, that makes me a stalker?

So what would that make Alticus with pm bombing?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Jesus Christ... I know you're a ginger (and likely jewish), but you tolerate chix with dix?

You obvi have an obsess with them thar jews. I am not them.
We came from chimps.
Christians, jews & muslims alike have no sway nor say on me.
Libs & progs have no respect for borders & flags.
Globilization reigns. No flags. All fags & asylum seeker tweakers. Pick & pic your gender identity.

Tolerance is the very least of our worries my son.

 

[Kirk]

That's all good & well for the commoners here but obvi you & I have some semi serious sexting to catch up on in the wake of these here allegorical penis having allegations.

If you have something to suck best to put it out there now gurl.

My quips & lips are non negotiables. For you babez.

Flynn has a corndog...you like corndogs?

 

[Flynn]

Flynn has a corndog...you like corndogs?

Show us that ratty backpack.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Flynn has a corndog...you like corndogs?

Stuffer for a fluffer?

Kirk you ole James T son of a Tiberius.

And what does god need with a starship?

 

[Kirk]

Show us that ratty backpack.

What backpack?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

What backpack?

The clear one passing gun checks with no glocks & dildos abound.

And feets. Feats & feets of strength.

Show me your painted toenails so that I may admire them at length.

Step up as a sex symbol or step down & prepare to mail dirty socks to disconnected dudes everywhere lookin for the next sniff.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Flynn said:
Show us that ratty backpack.

What backpack?

^^^^When flametards collide^^^^

Scintillating.

 

[Kirk]

Jesus Christ, if this is the "Best Holiday", I would hate to see the "Worst Holiday".

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Jesus Christ, if this is the "Best Holiday", I would hate to see the "Worst Holiday".

Obvi the best holiday is Christmas when given gifts & the worst holiday is a centurion with excess candles melting the most diverse of battering cakes

And how do we whistle? Put our lips together. Aaaaaand blow.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Jesus Christ, if this is the "Best Holiday", I would hate to see the "Worst Holiday".

Oh my god - such a devastating zinger from the flame arteeest.
..but being one of the last remaining flame masters, shouldn't you be a little more creative.
How about this as a framework for your next masterpiece:
What happens when the 90 106 year old guy gets his walker stuck in a storm drain just as a street sweeper is approaching. Then he drops his dentures and they fall into the sewer. Desperate to retrieve them but not able to fit through the grate, he slathers himself up with the hemorrhoid cream he just bought at the pharmacy, and just as he's working his way thought.....SPLAT
Dress that up. I know it will be hilarious in a 3rd grade sort of way in your own inimitable style.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Obvi the best holiday is Christmas when given gifts & the worst holiday is a centurion with excess candles melting the most diverse of battering cakes

And how do we whistle? Put our lips together. Aaaaaand blow.

I can't believe how many posters are poking fun at "the best".
.I never anticipated this.
How have I underestimate the wit and comedy of my fellow posters?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Oh my god - such a devastating zinger from the flame arteeest.
..but being one of the last remaining flame masters, shouldn't you be a little more creative.
How about this as a framework for your next masterpiece:
What happens when the 90 106 year old guy gets his walker stuck in a storm drain just as a street sweeper is approaching. Then he drops his dentures and they fall into the sewer. Desperate to retrieve them but not able to fit through the grate, he slathers himself up with the hemorrhoid cream he just bought at the pharmacy, and just as he's working his way thought.....SPLAT
Dress that up. I know it will be hilarious in a 3rd grade sort of way in your own inimitable style.

Close but no cigars as you didn't include the fortnite beevis & butthead humor so rampant within the current crop of COD fuckstix.

 

[The Best Holliday]

Close but no cigars as you didn't include the fortnite beevis & butthead humor so rampant within the current crop of COD fuckstix.

I'll have to study this more closely. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Flynn]

Wanna get Dud Holliday to shut up?

Ask the dickhead about the 4th Amendment

 

[Kirk]

Oh my god - such a devastating zinger from the flame arteeest.
..but being one of the last remaining flame masters, shouldn't you be a little more creative.
How about this as a framework for your next masterpiece:
What happens when the 90 106 year old guy gets his walker stuck in a storm drain just as a street sweeper is approaching. Then he drops his dentures and they fall into the sewer. Desperate to retrieve them but not able to fit through the grate, he slathers himself up with the hemorrhoid cream he just bought at the pharmacy, and just as he's working his way thought.....SPLAT
Dress that up. I know it will be hilarious in a 3rd grade sort of way in your own inimitable style.

What you just wrote would be better suited to a Gas station bathroom wall...perhaps your GPS could direct you to the nearest one in your area so you may enlighten other gas station bathroom users with your massive intellect.

My only question is, which grumpy old balcony muppet are you, Statler and Waldorf?

 

[The Best Holliday]

What you just wrote would be better suited to a Gas station bathroom wall...

Where you were when you read it. Your knowledge of gas station bathroom wall writings is impressive.

. No YOU!
Now THAT, sir and/or madam, is an art form.

 

[Admin.]

Where you were when you read it. Your knowledge of gas station bathroom wall writings is impressive.

. No YOU!
Now THAT, sir and/or madam, is an art form.

That person seems to have a very promiscuous sex life with random strangers.

 

[The Best Holliday]

That person seems to have a very promiscuous sex life with random strangers.

He/she/or it seems to be coming on to me.
Has it been hitting on you too?

 

[Admin.]

He/she/or it seems to be coming on to me.
Has it been hitting on you too?

Thanks to the gods, it has not made a pass at me yet