This is not the real jack posting

[Fredricka]

You Bastard!!

Youre an only child too?

 

[realgrimm]

Youre an only child too?

I was an abomination

 

[Fredricka]

Apologies to all the only children here for inadvertently comparing you to jack, that was low of me :(

 

[realgrimm]

Apologies to all the only children here for inadvertently comparing you to jack, that was low of me :(

You better be , that way I don't have to cry on my imaginary brother's shoulder anymore

 

[realgrimm]

I still got my TIGER MOVES

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I still got my TIGER MOVES

I bet you're a hit with the sailors.

 

[realgrimm]

I bet you're a hit with the sailors.

You obviously didn't see Steven King in that video hell never be as ferocious as me

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You obviously didn't see Steven King in that video hell never be as ferocious as me

King is so deep in the closet he's finding next year's Xmas presents.

 

[Seamajor]

I think jack was an only child growing up and that explains some of his problems here

I thought you and he were pals again?

 

[Fredricka]

I thought you and he were pals again?

Well you know what jacks like, one minute we're OK then the next minute kapow, and he goes into a spaz spin

 

[Aryan Victory]

King is so deep in the closet he's finding next year's Xmas presents.

Oh, so you're one of those "everyone is gay" kind of gays.

You fuckers are insufferable...

 

[Handsome Jack]

I am Jack.

We are legion.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Oh, so you're one of those "everyone is gay" kind of gays.

You fuckers are insufferable...

I'm only copying you so please feel flattered.

 

[Flynn]

Because the real jack said he was taking a week off and jack wouldn't lie would he???
In fact jack was taking the whole summer off too, when was the last time we saw the real jack????

I can't tell if this is serious or a parody.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I can't tell if this is serious or a parody.

That would have been before noon for Fred, so she couldn't have been into the cider yet.

 

[Fredricka]

Maybe he meant he's just going to scuttle in and out for a week and only talk about a dead bloke. Stop being a scutler jack

 

[The Associate]

That would have been before noon for Fred, so she couldn't have been into the cider yet.

I thought her people only drink goat urine or something.

 

[X]

I can't tell if this is serious or a parody.

That’s JACK in a nutshell, real but surreal, it’s how can someone be so douchey yet there it stands, it’s staggeringly mystifying….

 

[Fredricka]

I thought her people only drink goat urine or something.

Is this the dragging I've been waiting 2 weeks for? It's not very good is it. Very disappointing in fact

 

[The Associate]

Is this the dragging I've been waiting 2 weeks for? It's not very good is it. Very disappointing in fact

Sorry, Apu, I couldn't understand your post through the accent. You should do like the tech Youtubers and have AI do an English dub.

 

[Fredricka]

Sorry, Apu, I couldn't understand your post through the accent. You should do like the tech Youtubers and have AI do an English dub.

Go and bug someone else if you're not even going to try. You're making me feel sorry for you and I don't like that

 

[The Associate]

Go and bug someone else if you're not even going to try. You're making me feel sorry for you and I don't like that

Where's my -666 reaction score? Hop to it!

 

[Fredricka]

Where's my -666 reaction score? Hop to it!

You promise you won't cry again?

(Shuttup jack)

 

[X]

Sorry, Apu, I couldn't understand your post through the accent. You should do like the tech Youtubers and have AI do an English dub.

You should stop searching for such disspicable things

 

[Question]

That’s JACK in a nutshell, real but surreal, it’s how can someone be so douchey yet there it stands, it’s staggeringly mystifying….

Do you think if Jack was given a balloon, he would start licking the knot?

 

[X]

Yes, I do.

 

[Fredricka]

@Jack is too mature and sensible for this thread nowadays, he's all about some dead guy and licking 'balloon knots'

 

[Lily]

What's this thread really about?

 

[Fredricka]

What's this thread really about?

It was about peeves, now its about snarks, you'll love it

 

[Garraty_47]

It was about peeves, now its about snarks, you'll love it

<points over there>

I think you're looking for that "peeve" thread; this is a "Jack" thread.

You're welcome.