"I'll see your Bad Bunny and raise you a Demonic Plague." ICE is coming to the Super Bowl.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem boasted that ICE will be “all over” Super Bowl 2026, just days after Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny was announced as the official Halftime Show performer.
“We’ll be all over that place,” Noem told conservative commentator Benny Johnson on Friday. “We are going to enforce the law. You shouldn’t be coming to the Super Bowl unless you are a law-abiding American citizen.”
(Well, that disqualifies Trump, at least.)
Johnson went on to suggest to Noem that the NFL’s decision to tap Bad Bunny for the halftime performance was a jab at the Trump administration.
“[The NFL] sucks and we’ll win and God will bless us and we’ll stand and be proud of ourselves at the end of the day and they won’t be able to sleep at night,” Noem said in a rambling response.
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Well Hallelujah, Kristi! God will surely also bless YOUR people, like your advisor, organizer, enforcer and constant travel companion and very good friend Cory Lewandowski. And He will bless the officer's house you commandeered on the military base, to live in and work from, for your "personal safety" from "antifa". And even bless your husband and kids back at the family home. Isn't it SO good to know that YOU are GOD'S beloved and anointed, unlike those Spanish speaking "others" that surely even He despises.
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Meanwhile Megyn Kelly complained that the NFL’s decision was “a middle finger to MAGA” on Tuesday.
“It’s a middle finger to MAGA and conservatives in this country,” she said. “He hates the United States so much he won’t come here, because he’s worried about ICE raiding his concert.”
No he does not "hate' own country. He LIVES in the United States. Puerto Ricans are U.S. CITIZENS. But he has previously said he wouldn’t tour the mainland U.S. out of fears for his Latino fans.
“F---ing ICE could be outside my concerts,” he said in a Sept. 10 interview with i-D. “And it’s something that we were talking about and very concerned about.”
From what Kristi just said, he has good reason to be concerned.
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BUT, Megyn - you and Kristi Noem both are embarrassingly IGNORANT in you toxic racism, which shows just how UNFIT you are to even open your plumped up bratz doll mouths.
AGAIN. For those of you who cannot seem to grasp simple facts.
PUERTO RICO IS PART OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
WHICH MEANS THAT PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS.
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With excerpts from The Daily Beast, "Noem Gloats She’ll Unleash ICE at Super Bowl in MAGA Troll" by Ethan Cotler
Top Photo: Kristi Noem simpering demurely.
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Bottom Photo: Bad Bunny performs onstage at the 2025 iHeartRadio Music Awards at Dolby Theatre.
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