Jack Talking About my Wife

[Jack]

We're done now PWN3D one.

Have fun with your lies and retardedness.

Bye bye .

 

[The Prowler]

We're done now PWN3D one.

Have fun with your lies and retardedness.

Bye bye .

Run along, Senile Jack!!!

Next time you forget what thread you are in, just scroll up and read a few posts!!!

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Deflection? You sound a little desperate there Prowler.

Not to mention PWN3D

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd think he could keep his lies straight. One time, my guy answered a question about my drinking on a Vocaroo. That's when he (Retrowler) decided that I'd corralled a male neighbor to record.

So he implicitly acknowledged I have a partner. Now, I don't have a partner at all.

Maybe he should prove that.

 

[Seamajor]

I heard Jack took his family to the zoo and a chimpanzee jacked off Jack and threw it at his wife Bubbles...

You’re lucky DD. Seems Frank is happy to clean up that filthy couch y’all do it on. Remember?

 

[The Prowler]

Now, I don't have a partner at all.

So the truth comes out!!!

 

[Frood]

So the truth comes out!!!

She had a partner but she got the munchies in their bed one night.

 

[Fredricka]

You'd think he could keep his lies straight. One time, my guy answered a question about my drinking on a Vocaroo. That's when he (Retrowler) decided that I'd corralled a male neighbor to record.

So he implicitly acknowledged I have a partner. Now, I don't have a partner at all.

Maybe he should prove that.

He made you prove something? Lmao

 

[The Prowler]

We could have a poll.

Post a picture of Lardo and ask "Would any sane man be attracted to this thing?"

You wanna do that, Lardo?

 

[Adam Hitler]

When wearing a skirt for men or women, it's just easier to shit on the sidewalk.

Lily just goes wherever... inside her car, in the welfare office, in Taco Bell.

It's difficult not to admire someone who has so few fucks to give.

 

[MrNiceGuy]

It's interesting what's said about me. I can't even stand long hair on 99.5% of males, most can't pull it off.

It's a dated look now but it will come back around just like bell bottom pants became passé & then roared back as flare pants.

The circle of life eats itself. Like autofellatio.

 

[The Prowler]

It's a dated look now but it will come back around just like bell bottom pants became passé & then roared back as flare pants.

The circle of life eats itself. Like autofellatio.

I am waiting for this hairstyle to come back.

 

[The Prowler]

 

[Admin.]

Poor @Jack is now jealous of my relationship with my wife and is going off on it in all kinds for threads.

It reminds me of the jealously of my Arctic White 2023 C8 Corvette Stingray with the Z51 Performance Package. That resulted in off-topic comments in thousands of threads.

So @Jack, try to contain your jealous remarks of my relationship with my wife to this thread.

For the sake of this Message Board.

Well your wife’s a guy so…

 

[Lily]

It's a dated look now but it will come back around just like bell bottom pants became passé & then roared back as flare pants.

The circle of life eats itself. Like autofellatio.

Maybe, I still will hate it.

 

[The Prowler]

Well your wife’s a guy so…

 

[Frood]

It's a dated look now but it will come back around just like bell bottom pants became passé & then roared back as flare pants.

The circle of life eats itself. Like autofellatio.

I had long hair in my twenties but it was too well groomed and looked after so I had to get rid of it. I got tired of being cat called from the back by dudes which then got really awkward when I turned around and they realized. Got into quite a few fist fights over that, and having a long pony tail is not good for defence.

 

[Lily]

I had long hair in my twenties but it was too well groomed and looked after so I had to get rid of it. I got tired of being cat called from the back by dudes which then got really awkward when I turned around and they realized. Got into quite a few fist fights over that, and having a long pony tail is not good for defence.

Why are you always worried about some kind of attack or another?

 

[Frood]

Why are you always worried about some kind of attack or another?

Me?nah... it's all in your head, Wetback Karen.

 

[wizer]

Now, I don't have a partner at all.

Maybe he should prove that.

Is that by choice? Or are you like my sister, constantly in and out of short term relationships that never work out?

She's 65 and still out there and trying bless her heart, she doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting a quality guy.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

Is that by choice? Or are you like my sister, constantly in and out of short term relationships that never work out?

She's 65 and still out there and trying bless her heart, she doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of meeting a quality guy.

She might as well just be a slut. Its impossible to find anyone after 50 other than other people over 50.

 

[wizer]

She might as well just be a slut. Its impossible to find anyone after 50 other than other people over 50.

The odds certainly drop off with age.

My sister went through a slut period, in fact she probably still is one if she can get a guy in bed. She used to make regular trips to the Bahamas to scuba dive and would send pictures of all the black dudes she was screwing.

But it gets worse. Much worse. The losers she meets, no kidding she's been dumped by an ex-con who was in jail for over a decade for armed robbery, she was dating a guy who lived in his car, he borrowed her car and disappeared for several days and she only broke up with him when he finally showed up, the car was a mess, beer bottles, stunk of cigarette smell and he was drunk and abusive. If it wasn't for that last bit she probably would have married him. Recently she picked up HSV 2 from a guy that she knew was a marginal individual but she couldn't help herself, any scrap of attention and she's all over it.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

The odds certainly drop off with age.

My sister went through a slut period, in fact she probably still is one if she can get a guy in bed. She used to make regular trips to the Bahamas to scuba dive and would send pictures of all the black dudes she was screwing.

But it gets worse. Much worse. The losers she meets, no kidding she's been dumped by an ex-con who was in jail for over a decade for armed robbery, she was dating a guy who lived in his car, he borrowed her car and disappeared for several days and she only broke up with him when he finally showed up, the car was a mess, beer bottles, stunk of cigarette smell and he was drunk and abusive. If it wasn't for that last bit she probably would have married him. Recently she picked up HSV 2 from a guy that she knew was a marginal individual but she couldn't help herself, any scrap of attention and she's all over it.

Is she a fatty or really ugly?

 

[wizer]

Is she a fatty or really ugly?

She's a large, stocky woman who has at times in her life been morbidly obese but nowadays she's just large. She's not at all pretty, and more than one of my prior girlfriends as well as my current wife have described her as looking like a dike.

My last girlfriend was very friendly with her and took her out shopping for dresses to try and soften up her appearance.

You can't dress up a pig. I mean you can but it's still a pig.

 

[Ivor Nissan]

She's a large, stocky woman who has at times in her life been morbidly obese but nowadays she's just large. She's not at all pretty, and more than one of my prior girlfriends as well as my current wife have described her as looking like a dike.

My last girlfriend was very friendly with her and took her out shopping for dresses to try and soften up her appearance.

You can't dress up a pig. I mean you can but it's still a pig.

What about you, do you look like youve been hit by a bus too?

 

[wizer]

What about you, do you look like youve been hit by a bus too?

I don't know about appearance, but some mornings, first thing upon my feet hitting the floor, I sure feel like it.

 

[ESAD TIA]

I don't know about appearance, but some mornings, first thing upon my feet hitting the floor, I sure feel like it.

You and me both buddy.

 

[wizer]

You and me both buddy.

Thankfully most of it's gone by the time I'm through my first cup of coffee but I'm thinking the next 20 years isn't going to be any picnic.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Thankfully most of it's gone by the time I'm through my first cup of coffee but I'm thinking the next 20 years isn't going to be any picnic.

Yeah every winter is worse than the last.

 

[wizer]

Yeah every winter is worse than the last.

It doesn't even get that cold here in Greece. Mid 40s during the worst months.

 

[ESAD TIA]

It doesn't even get that cold here in Greece. Mid 40s during the worst months.

UK a different story buddy, I love Greece I'd happily retire there when my kids are grown and self sufficient.