Okay...Who Is The Biggest Ding-Dong Out Here?

Biggest Ding-Dong Out Here?


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George from Pizza Hut

George from Pizza Hut

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Those aren't valid points. Those are your asinine little opinions. And you're a retard for not knowing the difference. :)

They have all been proven to be true.

Did you not glean money from Lily?
You refuse to find work, outside, and online.

And...

You're a proven leech.
 
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George from Pizza Hut

George from Pizza Hut

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Your opinion. Here's how we make it a fact -- or how we don't:

Hire me, or shut up.

Now it's on you, hoss. If you refuse to hire me, you can't say I "refused" to work.

Its not fiction.

Did you not con Lil out of some $$$?

Sorry, I don't own a Burger King to employ you.

YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR OWN EMPLOYMENT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HAVE OTHERS DO IT FOR YOU.

If adults with Down Syndrome can find work, so can you.

You just don't want to.
 

Frood

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"Oh mah eyes mah eyes! Can't work...Can't see a thing! I've got Christian Brothers Disease! I fucked me pupils!%$@!!@@!!"

(As he writes and posts pictures/memes on the internet)...
 

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"Oh mah eyes mah eyes! Can't work...Can't see a thing! I've got Christian Brothers Disease! I fucked me pupils!%$@!!@@!!"

(As he writes and posts pictures/memes on the internet)...
You should stop breathing. That's how you think things work, right? 100% or 0%? And you're obviously not 100% intelligent. So your autonomic nervous system ought to be shutting down any second now.
 

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Get a job you self deluded slacker...
Same offer I gave George from Pizza Hut:

Hire me or shut up.

'Cause this ain't no fuckin' Disney movie, ya fuckin' Princess, and you might be Fairy enough, but you ain't half Godmother enough to make wishes come true.

So you email me a fuckin' application, I'll email it back, and I'll start work Monday. But if you ain't offerin' an actual solution, you can go drink a fuckin' solution -- of bleach, bitch.
 
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George from Pizza Hut

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And the results are in. After a modified vote count...the consensus for the biggest ding-dong is...

...drum roll...

... @Fredricka !!!

Official's note: Fredricka has won all the polls, from the best poster, to the biggest ding-dong.

Congrats Fred!!!
 

Frood

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Same offer I gave George from Pizza Hut:

Hire me or shut up.

'Cause this ain't no fuckin' Disney movie, ya fuckin' Princess, and you might be Fairy enough, but you ain't half Godmother enough to make wishes come true.

So you email me a fuckin' application, I'll email it back, and I'll start work Monday. But if you ain't offerin' an actual solution, you can go drink a fuckin' solution -- of bleach, bitch.

Will you also be requiring door service to and from work and a packed lunch? Please do let us know of any dietary requirements and sedan or SUV...
 

Fredricka

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That's clearly what George from Pizza Hut is trying to do. And Frood's hugging George from Pizza Hut's jock trying to 'Me too!' his way into relevance.

It isn't working, of course, because both of them are idiots.

Are you, also, an idiot?
Come on, the real idiot is the person who expects a pity party in a troll forum called bastard factory. Stop crying and get a job
 

Frood

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That's clearly what George from Pizza Hut is trying to do. And Frood's hugging George from Pizza Hut's jock trying to 'Me too!' his way into relevance.

It isn't working, of course, because both of them are idiots.

Are you, also, an idiot?

Idiots who can find jobs, acquire jobs, and keep jobs.... without someone holding our hand/s...
 

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Idiots who can find jobs, acquire jobs, and keep jobs.... without someone holding our hand/s...
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Fredricka

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You're an entitled little splotch of dried mustard, ain'tcha.

I'm grateful when there's something for which I reasonably ought to be grateful.

Minimal-effort zero-style no-talent trolling just doesn't make the cut.
No, just trying to teach you about manners. Helping you, again