Okay...Who Is The Biggest Ding-Dong Out Here?

[The Question]

A job? Your excuse of having macular degeneration? Your refusal to earn money, and your insistent need to ask for handouts.

Those valid points.

Those aren't valid points. Those are your asinine little opinions. And you're a retard for not knowing the difference. :)

 

[Flynn]

ATTENTION!

ATTENTION!

Due to alts voting, a new rule has been added. Only posters with at least 10 posts before this poll started will have their votes counted.

Votes not counted:

Jonesy
TommyFires
The Breeze
Holidays Nemesis
Holymoses!

Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[Flynn]

Those aren't valid points. Those are your asinine little opinions. And you're a retard for not knowing the difference. :)

They have all been proven to be true.

Did you not glean money from Lily?
You refuse to find work, outside, and online.

And...

You're a proven leech.

 

[The Question]

You refuse

Your opinion. Here's how we make it a fact -- or how we don't:

Hire me, or shut up.

Now it's on you, hoss. If you refuse to hire me, you can't say I "refused" to work.

 

[Flynn]

Your opinion. Here's how we make it a fact -- or how we don't:

Hire me, or shut up.

Now it's on you, hoss. If you refuse to hire me, you can't say I "refused" to work.

Its not fiction.

Did you not con Lil out of some $$$?

Sorry, I don't own a Burger King to employ you.

YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR OWN EMPLOYMENT INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HAVE OTHERS DO IT FOR YOU.

If adults with Down Syndrome can find work, so can you.

You just don't want to.

 

[The Question]

Sorry, I don't own a Burger King to employ you.

Then you're refusing; I'm not.

So get a cock into that mouth and save the rest of us your useless noise.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Then you're refusing; I'm not.

So get a cock into that mouth and save the rest of us your useless noise.

I dunno. Flynnie seems like a biter.

 

[The Question]

I dunno. Flynnie seems like a biter.

A pillow biter, for certain.

 

[Frood]

"Oh mah eyes mah eyes! Can't work...Can't see a thing! I've got Christian Brothers Disease! I fucked me pupils!%$@!!@@!!"

(As he writes and posts pictures/memes on the internet)...

 

[The Question]

"Oh mah eyes mah eyes! Can't work...Can't see a thing! I've got Christian Brothers Disease! I fucked me pupils!%$@!!@@!!"

(As he writes and posts pictures/memes on the internet)...

You should stop breathing. That's how you think things work, right? 100% or 0%? And you're obviously not 100% intelligent. So your autonomic nervous system ought to be shutting down any second now.

 

[Frood]

Get a job you self deluded slacker...

 

[The Question]

Get a job you self deluded slacker...

Same offer I gave Flynn:

Hire me or shut up.

'Cause this ain't no fuckin' Disney movie, ya fuckin' Princess, and you might be Fairy enough, but you ain't half Godmother enough to make wishes come true.

So you email me a fuckin' application, I'll email it back, and I'll start work Monday. But if you ain't offerin' an actual solution, you can go drink a fuckin' solution -- of bleach, bitch.

 

[Fredricka]

The question is saying he's less able than dame Judy Dench. No ones buying it dame Danny, get a job

 

[Flynn]

Then you're refusing; I'm not.

So get a cock into that mouth and save the rest of us your useless noise.

I'm not responsible for your employment.

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO DO ON YOUR OWN LAZY FUCK.

 

[Flynn]

And the results are in. After a modified vote count...the consensus for the biggest ding-dong is...

...drum roll...

... @Fredricka !!!

Official's note: Fredricka has won all the polls, from the best poster, to the biggest ding-dong.

Congrats Fred!!!

 

[Fredricka]

I'd just like to say thankyou to my fans and victims alike. It's great to know whose heads I've fucked with and rest assured I'll keep up the good work and may even step it up a notch just to really show my gratitude

 

[Frood]

Same offer I gave Flynn:

Hire me or shut up.

'Cause this ain't no fuckin' Disney movie, ya fuckin' Princess, and you might be Fairy enough, but you ain't half Godmother enough to make wishes come true.

So you email me a fuckin' application, I'll email it back, and I'll start work Monday. But if you ain't offerin' an actual solution, you can go drink a fuckin' solution -- of bleach, bitch.

Will you also be requiring door service to and from work and a packed lunch? Please do let us know of any dietary requirements and sedan or SUV...

 

[Flynn]

Will you also be requiring door service to and from work and a packed lunch? Please do let us know of any dietary requirements and sedan or SUV...

I like how it's everyone else's fault he's a lazy fuck.

 

[No One]

I'd just like to say thankyou to my fans and victims alike. It's great to know whose heads I've fucked with and rest assured I'll keep up the good work and may even step it up a notch just to really show my gratitude

You sure did make someone remember a lot of passwords.

 

[Weeg]

Seamajor or Locust. He spends 15,000 on a rug so his cat can shit on it and Locust has severe TDS

 

[The Question]

I'm not responsible for your employment.

Then shut up.

 

[The Question]

I like how it's everyone else's fault he's a lazy fuck.

I like how you think your incessant (and invariably clumsy) attempts to cyberbully someone for having a disability makes you anything other than pathetic.

 

[Fredricka]

I like how you think your incessant (and invariably clumsy) attempts to cyberbully someone for having a disability makes you anything other than pathetic.

Cyberbully? Get a grip, tiny tears

 

[The Question]

Cyberbully? Get a grip, tiny tears

That's clearly what Flynn is trying to do. And Frood's hugging Flynn's jock trying to 'Me too!' his way into relevance.

It isn't working, of course, because both of them are idiots.

Are you, also, an idiot?

 

[Fredricka]

That's clearly what Flynn is trying to do. And Frood's hugging Flynn's jock trying to 'Me too!' his way into relevance.

It isn't working, of course, because both of them are idiots.

Are you, also, an idiot?

Come on, the real idiot is the person who expects a pity party in a troll forum called bastard factory. Stop crying and get a job

 

[The Question]

Come on, the real idiot is the person who expects a pity party in a troll forum called bastard factory.

I expect better trolling in a troll forum than not one, not two, but three motherfuckers who thought, "Drooling Mongoloid" was the best trolling persona they could achieve.

 

[Fredricka]

I expect better trolling in a troll forum than not one, not two, but three motherfuckers who thought, "Drooling Mongoloid" was the best trolling persona they could achieve.

You should be thanking us for our encouragement really. Gratitude not attitude please

 

[The Question]

You should be thanking us for our encouragement really.

You're an entitled little splotch of dried mustard, ain'tcha.

I'm grateful when there's something for which I reasonably ought to be grateful.

Minimal-effort zero-style no-talent trolling just doesn't make the cut.

 

[Frood]

That's clearly what Flynn is trying to do. And Frood's hugging Flynn's jock trying to 'Me too!' his way into relevance.

It isn't working, of course, because both of them are idiots.

Are you, also, an idiot?

Idiots who can find jobs, acquire jobs, and keep jobs.... without someone holding our hand/s...

 

[The Question]

Idiots who can find jobs, acquire jobs, and keep jobs.... without someone holding our hand/s...