I have purcashed Bastard Factory

[Martini]

Yes, there's a time when I fresh, new coat of paint needs to be rolled onto the old.

I have Purchased Bastard Factory Forums.

The NDA BF and yours truly signed means we can't talk about monies exchanging hands, but rest assured BF won't have to go back to his old job fluffing gay porn actors, which he says, is rather lucrative.

Everything will run just as it has until the complete takeove...um, transition is complete.

Better content awaits.

We are the death star within the community.

 

[Lotte Skoring]

Yer a fart sniffer. Fuck off ya moron.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

As long as my poasting stipend keeps coming on the regular ...

 

[Seamajor]

As long as my poasting stipend keeps coming on the regular ...

Yep. Good it’s free for ya.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

As long as my poasting stipend keeps coming on the regular ...

He said one of the first things on his agenda was to pack you in a suitcase, and send you back to TBC C.O.D.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

He said one of the first things on his agenda was to pack you in a suitcase, and send you back to TBC C.O.D.

But he might wind up DOA.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

But he might wind up DOA.

Do you think you could shut the fuck up for one whole fucking day?

Don't you think the rest of us could use a break from reading your fucking retarded ass comments that read like admin with his mouth stuffed full of cock?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Do you think you could shut the fuck up for one whole fucking day?

Don't you think the rest of us could use a break from reading your fucking retarded ass comments that read like admin with his mouth stuffed full of cock?

Yet Jesus still loves me.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Yet Jesus still loves me.

Only because your idiot ass is a Sodomite. You're a sinner, you prove this with every retarded post you shit out of that alleged brain you own.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Only because your idiot ass is a Sodomite. You're a sinner, you prove this with every retarded post you shit out of that alleged brain you own.

No yuo....

 

[Martini]

Yer a fart sniffer. Fuck off ya moron.

Get off the bottom of my Nikes, you perpetually retarded cow.

Go into a corner and moo until your two stomachs explode. I am rebuilding the brand

 

[Martini]

He said one of the first things on his agenda was to pack you in a suitcase, and send you back to TBC C.O.D.

Don't mind ol Reggie.

Last I heard when he starts thinking the ominous sound of a slide whistle can be heard faintly....

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Don't mind ol Reggie.

Last I heard when he starts thinking the ominous sound of a slide whistle can be heard faintly....

Is that "good content" bra?

And George from Pizza Hut knows damned well that TBC folks would say "who?" if I was packed off there C.O.D.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Is that "good content" bra?

And George from Pizza Hut knows damned well that TBC folks would say "who?" if I was packed off there C.O.D.

Reggie...why are you lying out of your crusty, perverted ass?

The TBC knows exactly who the fuck you are. Do I really need to splash up screenshots of you in the "Forum Gossip" thread making your opinions known about some of the members that post here? Really? You're lying about this now? Why would you lie about something soo, well bland? No one gives a fuck if you think that Bastard Factory is a whacked out cokehead. I do. So do 90% of the posters here. So what? Why lie? I think this place is a fucking dump, with a bunch of fucking retards spamming up the place. See how easy that is?

Maybe you don't know me yet. I have more respect for someone who speaks the truth, no matter how fucked up or uncomfortable it is, compared to a two-faced mealy mouthed, ship jumping rat. Not accusing you of being that, but dude really? You didn't know that there's some coldwar shit going on? You have spies on both ends. The two forums keep tabs on each other relentlessly. Anything you do and say on TBC is recorded.

Now, would you like to change up your "story?"

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Reggie...why are you lying out of your crusty, perverted ass?

The TBC knows exactly who the fuck you are. Do I really need to splash up screenshots of you in the "Forum Gossip" thread making your opinions known about some of the members that post here? Really? You're lying about this now? Why would you lie about something soo, well bland? No one gives a fuck if you think that Bastard Factory is a whacked out cokehead. I do. So do 90% of the posters here. So what? Why lie? I think this place is a fucking dump, with a bunch of fucking retards spamming up the place. See how easy that is?

Maybe you don't know me yet. I have more respect for someone who speaks the truth, no matter how fucked up or uncomfortable it is, compared to a two-faced mealy mouthed, ship jumping rat. Not accusing you of being that, but dude really? You didn't know that there's some coldwar shit going on? You have spies on both ends. The two forums keep tabs on each other relentlessly. Anything you do and say on TBC is recorded.

Now, would you like to change up your "story?"

Jesus fucking Christ, George from Pizza Hut! Did you drive out to Floyd's trailer and pick up some fresh meth? And yes, I know all about the silly forum cold war shit. I fucking defined it for everybody from the get go. I think it's fucking dumb and always have whoch is why I've never taken sides on it. I only have one side. Mine. Fuck everyone else's.

I do poast here moar though if for no other reason than Canadian politics are boring as fuck.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Jesus fucking Christ, George from Pizza Hut! Did you drive out to Floyd's trailer and pick up some fresh meth? And yes, I know all about the silly forum cold war shit. I fucking defined it for everybody from the get go. I think it's fucking dumb and always have whoch is why I've never taken sides on it. I only have one side. Mine. Fuck everyone else's.

I do poast here moar though if for no other reason than Canadian politics are boring as fuck.

So answer the question/s. Do you not post at TBC about Bastard Factory Forums and have discussions with Brent, Biggie, as you're chasing around Shen-Li with a dog net?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So answer the question/s. Do you not post at TBC about Bastard Factory Forums and have discussions with Brent, Biggie, as you're chasing around Shen-Li with a dog net?

Of course, anyone can go look for themselves. I'm particularly fond of Shen Li's wokked cat recipes and anti-white racism.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Of course, anyone can go look for themselves. I'm particularly fond of Shen Li's wokked cat recipes and anti-white racism.

So, then how wouldn't they know who the fuck you are with such indepth and riveting posting on your part?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

So, then how wouldn't they know who the fuck you are with such indepth and riveting posting on your part?

Because they're all cheap motherfuckers and they wouldn't pay the C.O.D.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Because they're all cheap motherfuckers and they wouldn't pay the C.O.D.

I dunno why you just didn't say that in the first place?

In case you haven't noticed, after Martini purchased this place, he made me defacto Supreme Leader Of Internal Security.

 

[The Question]

But he might wind up DOA.

After the DVDA, FYI. TMI?

 

[Martini]

I dunno why you just didn't say that in the first place?

In case you haven't noticed, after Martini purchased this place, he made me defacto Supreme Leader Of Internal Security.

Thus is true.

George from Pizza Hut is now our tard blocker. Similar to the crap cleaner app but much, much more streamlined and powerful.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I dunno why you just didn't say that in the first place?

In case you haven't noticed, after Martini purchased this place, he made me defacto Supreme Leader Of Internal Security.

Cool! Do you have a skimpy Nazi Bitch uniform to wear to give hot lap dances to the people you bring in for questioning?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Thus is true.

George from Pizza Hut is now our tard blocker. Similar to the crap cleaner app but much, much more streamlined and powerful.

Thank you...I think?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Cool! Do you have a skimpy Nazi Bitch uniform to wear to give hot lap dances to the people you bring in for questioning?

No, but I am thinking of cutting off your stipend and putting that into the security budget.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No, but I am thinking of cutting off your stipend and putting that into the security budget.

That wouldn't due at all. That's my corn dog budget and winter will be over soon enough.

 

[Blandscape]

I am laying naked in my bed wrapped in a Chinese knock-off of the Shroud of Turin under my favourite Star Wars duvet cover, wanking furiously to old episodes of Garraty's 'Across The Pond'. Episode 6 is my fav, and I almost always cum when Cookie claims that Aryan Jesus endorses white supremacy, cottaging and woke fascism.

It is all just a wet dream. S has surrendered the gavel and M is taking up the mantle.

S&M...the same shite rearranged to fit the same ol'tropes and narratives.

I wish us well!

 

[Martini]

Thank you...I think?

You get first dibs on smacking every Generic McFucktard in this wonderful environment and new age while strangling them with their "I shop at Costco" lanyard.

It's a very special place.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

You get first dibs on smacking every Generic McFucktard in this wonderful environment and new age while strangling them with their "I shop at Costco" lanyard.

It's a very special place.

I can live with that.

 

[Frood]

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