The question wailed last night

[Fredricka]

The Question: "Look how big'n'bad I am, mocking a blind dude! HURRR!" Not that big nor that bad, as it happens. Today at 2:15 AM


Wouldn't it discriminatory to not mock him? We're inclusive here Danny, everyone gets mocked

 

[Cookie Monster]

Pity bump.

 

[Fredricka]

Pity bump.

Thanks cookie, normally I have to wait for Larry to do that, looks like I'm getting myself a whole pity committee
But what are your thoughts on this important subject? Should we still be allowed to mock question even though he has a wonky eye?

 

[X]

The moar you poke and prod that blind idiot the louder he gets ha ha ha ha

 

[The Associate]

The moar you poke and prod that blind idiot the louder he gets ha ha ha ha

Why are you copping Weeg's av? Unoriginal little toad.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Thanks cookie, normally I have to wait for Larry to do that, looks like I'm getting myself a whole pity committee
But what are your thoughts on this important subject? Should we still be allowed to mock question even though he has a wonky eye?

He'd be cooler just getting an eye patch and a leg amputated below the knee and telling people he's a pirate. There's surgery for lazy eyes these days, not a problem.

 

[X]

Why are you copping Weeg's av? Unoriginal little toad.

Why do you wear a faggot hat, it’s so small I bet it can barely hold a days begging worth of coins

 

[Fredricka]

So far we have 3 votes for mocking question, even though his eyes are awonk

 

[jack]

Thanks cookie, normally I have to wait for Larry to do that, looks like I'm getting myself a whole pity committee
But what are your thoughts on this important subject? Should we still be allowed to mock question even though he has a wonky eye?

Cookie has thoughts?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Mocking is overrated.

 

[The Associate]

Why do you wear a faggot hat,

Why does a hat give you the geh urge? Fuckin' degenerate pervert.

 

[The Associate]

NOOOOOO!!! DO NOT REDEEM IT! DO NOT RRRRRRREEDEEEEEEEM, NOOOOOOO!!! WHYYY DID YOU RRREDEEM IT!. Today at 2:15 AM

 

[Fredricka]

Cookie has thoughts?

Occasionally

 

[jack]

Occasionally

That must be the grinding sound I hear sometimes when I log in here.

 

[Fredricka]

We're going to need you to try and make more sense danny. I know it's tough for you, but try, or you get mocked more

 

[Frood]

That must be the grinding sound I hear sometimes when I log in here.

Its not Fred's flaps.... unless they got startled and accidentally swallowed herVW Combi van (with her in it).

 

[Cookie Monster]

That must be the grinding sound I hear sometimes when I log in here.

That would be seamajor barebacking you.

 

[jack]

That would be seamajor barebacking you.

Your gay fantasies and desires notwithstanding go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, faggot.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Your gay fantasies and desires notwithstanding go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, faggot.

Well at least your not dissolving into histrionics like usual.....yet.

 

[Seamajor]

That would be seamajor barebacking you.

Amigo, what have you been making those cookies out of?,

 

[Fredricka]

Its not Fred's flaps.... unless they got startled and accidentally swallowed herVW Combi van (with her in it).

Ooo, whats that over there?

Is what I used to say to my kids to distract them when they were getting repetitive as toddlers

 

[Frood]

Ooo, whats that over there?

Is what I used to say to my kids to distract them when they were getting repetitive as toddlers

I should warn you that I ate a bunch of hardboiled eggs last night which I marinated in an undiluted Chili sauce called Carolina Reaper Rectum Reaper. As a direct consequence, I'm currently straddling the toilet bowl while my bumhole takes turns expelling fiery shit AND taking a cooling drink from the dunny waters below like a yoyo on meth.

But my freckle is still a miniaturized Temu imposter compared to your circus tent fanny, Franny! And at least mine will retract in an hour or two after a long shower.....

 

[Fredricka]

I should warn you that I ate a bunch of hardboiled eggs last night which I marinated in an undiluted Chili sauce called Carolina Reaper Rectum Reaper. As a direct consequence, I'm currently straddling the toilet bowl while my bumhole takes turns expelling fiery shit AND taking a cooling drink from the dunny waters below like a yoyo on meth.

But my freckle is still a miniaturized Temu imposter compared to your circus tent fanny, Franny! And at least mine will retract in an hour or two after a long shower.....

Why do I need to be warned that you're unhealthy and overshare? You should be warning whoever cleans your crapper. It's probably less about the eggs and more about the aldi value whisky you drink everyday btw

 

[Frood]

Why do I need to be warned that you're unhealthy and overshare? You should be warning whoever cleans your crapper. It's probably less about the eggs and more about the aldi value whisky you drink everyday btw

Shut your blasphemous piss flaps, post haste! You gypsy lipped harpy with purple coloured wings!

Boiled eggs are totes healthy..... chilies are flesh warming, and anybody who buys that scented and watered down hand sanitizer from Aldi deserves a thousand bitch slaps by your flaps wearing large chain mail oven mits.

 

[Fredricka]

Eggs are healthy, you're not. That's why your body expels them in such a dramatic fashion

 

[Fredricka]

Anyway, you didn't answer the question in the first post, that what this threads about, not the fact that your body can't handle a couple of chicken eggs

 

[Frood]

Eggs are healthy, you're not. That's why your body expels them in such a dramatic fashion

I just fart mightily if I eat too many boiled eggs...

....however, if they're soaked in rendered and highly potent Carolina Reaper sauce, my bumhole would react no differently than a 20 something year old fitness guru at the top of his or her game on the same sauce..... though I'd wager they fart the same amount after 6 eggs, but that part is edited out.

Still though.... it's my pioneering spirit which consistently thrusts me into repeat forays of danger and suffering. I as a middle aged man need...no, demand to prove that one can eat ANYTHING and drink ANYTHING until one's dying day.... because I saw "Grumpy Old Men" on VHS back in the day, and went, "oh fuck.... that's my great grandfather, and my grandfather and his bros.... most of them...

I know this to be true. The moment you start doubting yourself, your diet, your work.... that's where cancer says "yeaaaahhhhh boyz!".

 

[Seamajor]

I thought cigarettes do that. Smoking renders most dead

 

[Frood]

I thought cigarettes do that. Smoking renders most dead

Cigs can do it... but a lifetime of taking jabs definitely poisons the lineage and all minds under it...

 

[The Associate]

Anyway, you didn't answer the question in the first post, that what this threads about, not the fact that your body can't handle a couple of chicken eggs

Oi, yer a viscous old flunt, ain't ya. Proper oozin'.