Eggs are healthy, you're not. That's why your body expels them in such a dramatic fashion
I just fart mightily if I eat too many boiled eggs...
....however, if they're soaked in rendered and highly potent Carolina Reaper sauce, my bumhole would react no differently than a 20 something year old fitness guru at the top of his or her game on the same sauce..... though I'd wager they fart the same amount after 6 eggs, but that part is edited out.
Still though.... it's my pioneering spirit which consistently thrusts me into repeat forays of danger and suffering. I as a middle aged man need...no, demand to prove that one can eat ANYTHING and drink ANYTHING until one's dying day.... because I saw "Grumpy Old Men" on VHS back in the day, and went, "oh fuck.... that's my great grandfather, and my grandfather and his bros.... most of them...
I know this to be true. The moment you start doubting yourself, your diet, your work.... that's where cancer says "yeaaaahhhhh boyz!".