Things i saw in the sb today

still, you'd cock slap that if you had half a chance.

That might have stung if there was actually anyone here who didn't already get the "chance" but I think the one thing we all have in common here is we have all seen Murds body holes.
 
Frood is using the sb as his personal diary. Apparently he worked and had a meal, it's gripping stuff going on here
 
Frood just said this:

X and Seamajor sitting in a tree, X and Seamajor, fucking teh kittays.

I'm posting it here so when he sobers up he can see how lame he is
 
I saw llarry say he'd alert the press 17 Times today, hopefully he'll get banned again soon for the crime of being boring and repetitive and laming up the sb
 
This thread has slightly fallen apart since Ray pissed just spams gifs in the sb, then tells himself good post:Crazy: I need better gossip frankly

In other news, larrys puny pecker has been banned and will be slapped if I see it again
 
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Today I saw @Frood say he didn't want to see sss's story about his rl experience. Totally told him to fuck off so he could woo murdy instead. What kind of friend is he anyway?
 
I seen Wizerstein admit that today he is dicktaking :LOL3:
He sounds BOOKED!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAH


“Also, if my words seem a little bit weird, it's because I'm dicktaking. Recovering from hand surgery”. 5 minutes ago
 
I seen Wizerstein admit that today he is dicktaking :LOL3:
He sounds BOOKED!!!! AAHAHAHAHAHAH


“Also, if my words seem a little bit weird, it's because I'm dicktaking. Recovering from hand surgery”. 5 minutes ago
It all comes out in the sb
 
It all comes out in the sb
If I don't keep the arm elevated it starts to throb thats when I go back to dictating or really slow one hand typing but it's really not bad at all. i was expecting the pain to be a lot worse.
 
If I don't keep the arm elevated it starts to throb thats when I go back to dictating or really slow one hand typing but it's really not bad at all. i was expecting the pain to be a lot worse.
So you have to go round with a permanent nazi salute? WAIT till I tell @Adam Hitler!
 
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Today jack threatened to stab me repeatedly in the face, and said some very dirty things to me about sitting on my head, I have of course reported all this to sausages, who is now withholding his lambrini from him, and is going to switch off his Internet at 7pm each night till he apologises. This is the latest news from the sb, good evening