I had a dream that I was on a game show.

[wizer]

I think the pain meds from my hand surgery yesterday have got me hallucinating.

Last night I finally nodded off and I had a very real dream where you don't even know you're dreaming and you can't get out.

I was chosen at random from the audience, and made it through the introductory round with flying colors. Even though I priced the washer dryer way low, the other contestants overbid and were buzzed off the stage and escorted back to their seats where they were presumably chastised by their spouses or same sex life partners from a state where gay marriages are not yet legal and men aren't allowed to enter the bathrooms that have a silhouette above the door of a woman wearing a dress.

I spun a few wheels, made some really good guesses, lots of lights and bells have gone off and my success is depicted by a line of text on the bottom of the screen that confirms that I'm ahead about $15,360 (before taxes) after that amazingly spot on guestimate of that Bahamas vacation at an all inclusive resort with free rental car with unlimited mileage.

The show has just returned from commercial break, 5 minutes of air time remain. Pre-stroke Bob Barker has directed me to stand in front of 2 curtains and has instructed me to make the choice of a lifetime to wrap up the episode and hopefully boost the ratings in a dramatic ending that will ripple through the audience and those watching from their living rooms in the comfort of their cozy homes.

Pre-stroke Bob Barker: "Behind door number #1 is @Dove. A gorgeous hot sexy former stripper that will do anything you want to her and show you the best sex you've ever had and leave you begging for more."

"Behind door #2 is @Murdy. A morbidly obese smelly fat whale that may very well suffocate you if you have the misfortune of getting underneath her. Your last breath may me the one you try to hold so you don't have to smell her rotting labia and it's the last thing you see before you close your eyes forever."

"Pick a curtain and do it fast. The credits roll in 2 minutes."

 

[Adam Hitler]

Ya junkie, I swear US big pharma tries to turn everyone into a smack head.

 

[wizer]

Ya junkie, I swear US big pharma tries to turn everyone into a smack head.

Tough guy. I want to see you decline pain meds the next time you sustain a serious injury or go under a surgeons knife.

 

[Adam Hitler]

It was a joke calm down, just don't get too attached to the purple opiate haze... I know a lot of people who have died from the addiction.

 

[wizer]

It was a joke calm down, just don't get too attached to the purple opiate haze... I know a lot of people who have died from the addiction.

I'm only on 600mg Ibuprophen. The pain is surprisingly minimal.

But when I blew out L4-L5 in 1998 it was Oxy all the way.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I think that's how Dove became hooked but thankfully she was able to quit. So many folks can't once they get the taste.

 

[Fredricka]

I think the pain meds from my hand surgery yesterday have got me hallucinating.

Last night I finally nodded off and I had a very real dream where you don't even know you're dreaming and you can't get out.

I was chosen at random from the audience, and made it through the introductory round with flying colors. Even though I priced the washer dryer way low, the other contestants overbid and were buzzed off the stage and escorted back to their seats where they were presumably chastised by their spouses or same sex life partners from a state where gay marriages are not yet legal and men aren't allowed to enter the bathrooms that have a silhouette above the door of a woman wearing a dress.

I spun a few wheels, made some really good guesses, lots of lights and bells have gone off and my success is depicted by a line of text on the bottom of the screen that confirms that I'm ahead about $15,360 (before taxes) after that amazingly spot on guestimate of that Bahamas vacation at an all inclusive resort with free rental car with unlimited mileage.

The show has just returned from commercial break, 5 minutes of air time remain. Pre-stroke Bob Barker has directed me to stand in front of 2 curtains and has instructed me to make the choice of a lifetime to wrap up the episode and hopefully boost the ratings in a dramatic ending that will ripple through the audience and those watching from their living rooms in the comfort of their cozy homes.

Pre-stroke Bob Barker: "Behind door number #1 is @Dove. A gorgeous hot sexy former stripper that will do anything you want to her and show you the best sex you've ever had and leave you begging for more."

"Behind door #2 is @Murdy. A morbidly obese smelly fat whale that may very well suffocate you if you have the misfortune of getting underneath her. Your last breath may me the one you try to hold so you don't have to smell her rotting labia and it's the last thing you see before you close your eyes forever."

"Pick a curtain and do it fast. The credits roll in 2 minutes."

That's a lot of words just to say doves hot and murdys not. I'm pretty sure it's already been said somewhere here anyway in a less rambling way, not sure

 

[wizer]

I think that's how Dove became hooked but thankfully she was able to quit. So many folks can't once they get the taste.

Sort of related, when I was an eyedoc I had several physician friends. One was a general practitioner/internist, we did some scuba diving on Long Island. He is the one who Rx'd me the Oxy.

He was convicted for illegal Oxycodone distribution on multiple counts and is currently incarcerated and of course will never hold another stethoscope in the line of duty

He was one of the largest prescriber of Oxy in the state.

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[wizer]

That's a lot of words just to say doves hot and murdys not. I'm pretty sure it's already been said somewhere here anyway in a less rambling way, not sure

In case you didnt notice I like to ramble. Even with only one usable set of fingers.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I guess the temptation of unchecked access to a highly profitable drug was too much. Was he an addict or did he just sell the drug?

 

[wizer]

@Adam Hitler I see you reacted to that earlier post. I fucked up the link and just fixed it.

This one hand typing is making things difficult

 

[wizer]

I guess the temptation of unchecked access to a highly profitable drug was too much. Was he an addict or did he just sell the drug?

I don't have a clue but as an aside one of his "patients" was a known drug addict who robbed a local pharmacy for narcotics and shot someone.

His waiting room was always full of patients who would be waiting for hours to be seen. Now I know why.

 

[Fredricka]

In case you didnt notice I like to ramble. Even with only one usable set of fingers.

I did notice that, when you and dove get going the scroll wheels just fly

 

[wizer]

I did notice that, when you and dove get going the scroll wheels just fly

I can't speak for @Dove but as far as I'm concerned I'm good with a virtual threesome.

 

[Fredricka]

I can't speak for @Dove but as far as I'm concerned I'm good with a virtual threesome.

You, dove and murdy?

 

[wizer]

You, dove and murdy?

There goes my boner, thanks a lot Fred.

Nowadays who the fuck knows when I'll get another one.

 

[Fredricka]

There goes my boner, thanks a lot Fred.

Nowadays who the fuck knows when I'll get another one.

The thread is about you, dove and murdy, is it not?

 

[wizer]

The thread is about you, dove and murdy, is it not?

Yes however the threesome suggestion was to YOU in reply to your post which was quoted.

But I see where there was just enough ambiguity to give you the opening.

 

[Dove]

I think that's how Dove became hooked but thankfully she was able to quit. So many folks can't once they get the taste.

God yes. When I was going through all those kidney stones surgeries I was in CONSTANT pain and I was getting A LOT of percocet. I spent two weeks on IV dilaudid....I was on A LOT of opiates.

I didnt help my situation at all when I started abusing them. I dont blame my doctors at all. I told my primary doctor I was addicted and wanted him to try fo ween me off and he did do that.....but of course it didn't work because I abused them.

I was definately my own worst enemy with that shit.

When I got addicted, doctors were giving too much. Now they barely give people enough. I think in a lot of places regular doctors can only prescribe so much and anything beyond that you need to go to a pain doctor where they heavily supervise you while on it.

 

[Dove]

I don't have a clue but as an aside one of his "patients" was a known drug addict who robbed a local pharmacy for narcotics and shot someone.

His waiting room was always full of patients who would be waiting for hours to be seen. Now I know why.

Jesus Christ.

What on earth would he have gotten out of that? I mean besides losing his entire lifes work.

 

[wizer]

Jesus Christ.

What on earth would he have gotten out of that? I mean besides losing his entire lifes work.

Office visit fees. Private pay and insurace covered visits.

There is so much greed out there. This problem is rampant among the medical community including Medicare and insurance fraud.

I consider myself extremely fortunate in 30 years of practice I never got caught.

 

[Jack]

I'm only on 600mg Ibuprophen. The pain is surprisingly minimal.

But when I blew out L4-L5 in 1998 it was Oxy all the way.

Sorry I misread this at first. Find a 650 slow release acetominophen and take that with it on your first dose of the day. Your pain will disappear.

Glad you're doing better. Pain sucks, as well as being the mediating response.

 

[Adam Hitler]

God yes. When I was going through all those kidney stones surgeries I was in CONSTANT pain and I was getting A LOT of percocet. I spent two weeks on IV dilaudid....I was on A LOT of opiates.

I didnt help my situation at all when I started abusing them. I dont blame my doctors at all. I told my primary doctor I was addicted and wanted him to try fo ween me off and he did do that.....but of course it didn't work because I abused them.

I was definately my own worst enemy with that shit.

When I got addicted, doctors were giving too much. Now they barely give people enough. I think in a lot of places regular doctors can only prescribe so much and anything beyond that you need to go to a pain doctor where they heavily supervise you while on it.

After a night out of heavy sniffing and drinking a few years back I was given a couple of subutex pills (I think that was the name), to yano bring you down. It was from a dealer mate who always had everything on tap.

I won't lie, it was an amazing buzz, cured my hangover and any kind of rough feeling. But the downside was I couldn't shit for 3 days and I had brainfog and couldn't focus or concentrate on anything properly for days.

Lesson was learnt right there, opiates are no joke Lol.

 

[wizer]

Sorry I misread this at first. Find a 650 slow release acetominophen and take that as well. Your pain will disappear

Glad you're doing better. Pain sucks, as well as being the mediating response.

There is very little pain unless I don't keep the arm raised or try to do something with the hand.

The OTC pain killers are enough as long as I don't push it.

 

[Dove]

Office visit fees. Private pay and insurace covered visits.

There is so much greed out there. This problem is rampant among the medical community including Medicare and insurance fraud.

I consider myself extremely fortunate in 30 years of practice I never got caught.

Well he isnt enjoying any of those office fees or insurance pay outs now is he?

What a dumb ass. For a man smart enough to get med school.....he sure is a fucking idiot. Threw it all aways for office visit fees. Smh.

It is so horrifically unethical for a doctor to give a known addict their drug of choice without a solid medical reason. When I was going through it my doctors knew I was addicted. I mean I TOLD them. They said "well let's just get you through these surgeries and we can figure the rest out later". They were right. It was NOT a good time to tackle opiate addiction. They tried to regulate my drug use LOL.

My mans mother's doctor years ago, the one who was treating her Hodgkins lymphoma went to prison because he was intentionally diagnosing patients with cancer they did not have so he could make money off insurance treating them. For cancer they didnt have.

Which actually caused some healthy patients to develope cancer.

It was so fucked up. The office staff were all in on this. Im not sure what consequences the staff faced ...im sure the RNs lost their liscences, but his demonic ass is in prison for the rest of his life.

We knew for sure she had cancer....she was diagnosed by a sane, professional and competent doctor and just ended up seeing the psycho for treatment.

 

[X]

Dam, Wizerburg and duHHvvv are hogging all the inthernets space with all that yammering, call each other it’s what a phone is for

 

[wizer]

Well he isnt enjoying any of those office fees or insurance pay outs now is he?

As with most criminals they don't antcipate getting caught.

They see the money coming in and get even more greedy and careless.

He may have started out small figuring it was a way to keep his schedule full. Then things just exploded as word on the street got out that he was the guy to see for the drugs.

In the linked article it talks about how he cut way back on the Rx's when he found out he was being investigated.

 

[Dove]

After a night out of heavy sniffing and drinking a few years back I was given a couple of subutex pills (I think that was the name), to yano bring you down. It was from a dealer mate who always had everything on tap.

I won't lie, it was an amazing buzz, cured my hangover and any kind of rough feeling. But the downside was I couldn't shit for 3 days and I had brainfog and couldn't focus or concentrate on anything properly for days.

Lesson was learnt right there, opiates are no joke Lol.

Omg.....do not EVER take that again! Subtext and suboxone are used primarily to detox people from heroin. Or be used as medical maintenance (like a methodone).

Dont do that ever again. Yes it feels amazing and seems to solve all your problems.....thats why its dangerous lol.

 

[Dove]

There is very little pain unless I don't keep the arm raised or try to do something with the hand.

The OTC pain killers are enough as long as I don't push it.

Now that I've been clean for 13 years motrin finally works again. Its very effective for me.

 

[Dove]

As with most criminals they don't antcipate getting caught.

They see the money coming in and get even more greedy and careless.

He may have started out small figuring it was a way to keep his schedule full. Then things just exploded as word on the street got out that he was the guy to see for the drugs.

In the linked article it talks about how he cut way back on the Rx's when he found out he was being investigated.

Dr Z does hilarious parodies relating to the medical feild and did this one for the drug seekers lol