Cookie's Story time No1.

[Cookius Monstarius]

The No 1 is a threat there may be more. Anyway true story.


Years ago I was on a bus going somewhere, sitting next to the window at the back feeling bored. As we travelled towards a roundabout I looked out the window and at the end of a longish building there was a fucking Cookie Monster staring back at me. I took a double take, I thought I had fucking lost it, to much weed or something.

So on the return journey I was wide eyed and as sharp as a Gazelle, as we passed the building this time there was no Cookie Monster standing but for the first time I saw the sign along the side of the building. Fancy dress costumes for higher! Boy did I take a big breath of relief.

Although the moral of this story is if you think your crazy you may still be able to rationalise things. But you may be fucking crazy anyway. Who knows? The quote from the film No country for old men springs to mind, "Are you even aware how fucking crazy you are!".

 

[Fredricka]

You need to check your carbon monoxide detector is working

 

[Master Pu]

Only dude ever known to take a bus and get turned on by a sesame street billboard.
Jesus

 

[Flynn]

The No 1 is a threat there may be more. Anyway true story.


Years ago I was on a bus going somewhere, sitting next to the window at the back feeling bored. As we travelled towards a roundabout I looked out the window and at the end of a longish building there was a fucking Cookie Monster staring back at me. I took a double take, I thought I had fucking lost it, to much weed or something.

So on the return journey I was wide eyed and as sharp as a Gazelle, as we passed the building this time there was no Cookie Monster standing but for the first time I saw the sign along the side of the building. Fancy dress costumes for higher! Boy did I take a big breath of relief.

Although the moral of this story is if you think your crazy you may still be able to rationalise things. But you may be fucking crazy anyway. Who knows? The quote from the film No country for old men springs to mind, "Are you even aware how fucking crazy you are!".

I think the real moral of the story is that I just lost 1 minute I will never ever get back, by reading something that crawled out of Cookie's elongated rectum.

 

[Flynn]

Only dude ever known to take a bus and get turned on by a sesame street billboard.
Jesus

At least the stupid fucker didn't get hit by a parked bus.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Only dude ever known to take a bus and get turned on by a sesame street billboard.
Jesus

Costume weakbait, a costume.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

I think the real moral of the story is that I just lost 1 minute I will never ever get back, by reading something that crawled out of Cookie's elongated rectum.

The moral here is you waist more time and breath on Jacks posts, did you knickers get moist again?

 

[Flynn]

The moral here is you waist more time and breath on Jacks posts, did you knickers get moist again?

Why are YOU keeping count?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Why are YOU keeping count?

I'm not, everyone likes easy meat on occasion and seeing i'm not on here for 6 months its an accurate guess.

 

[Flynn]

I'm not, everyone likes easy meat on occasion and seeing i'm not on here for 6 months its an accurate guess.

Think again, chump! If you can.

Your accuracy is about on par with Stevie Wonder working as an Air Traffic Controller.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Think again, chump! If you can.

Your accuracy is about on par with Stevie Wonder working as an Air Traffic Controller.

Yea and I didn't start a thread about storys for a stroppy slapper to bitch her way through it.

 

[Fredricka]

Did you ever think about putting this story in a book? Dont

 

[Flynn]

Yea and I didn't start a thread about storys for a stroppy slapper to bitch her way through it.

Come up with your OWN ideas then, and we won't be having this "discussion" in the future.

 

[Seamajor]

You need to check your carbon monoxide detector is working

I believe yours is broken. Who knew?

 

[Fredricka]

I believe yours is broken. Who knew?

Why are you posting to me?

 

[Seamajor]

Why are you posting to me?

Please don’t cry. Try Ozempic

 

[Fredricka]

Please don’t cry. Try Ozempic

Zzzz

 

[Seamajor]

Zzzz

It works for Tractor Ass. Try it

 

[Fredricka]

It works for Tractor Ass. Try it

Why do you still call her tractor ass then?

 

[Seamajor]

Why do you still call her tractor ass then?

It’s was augmented surgically. When the fuck have you been? As I understand, it’s a beast. Why she did it, I’ll never know. Maybe for Herman

 

[Fredricka]

It’s was augmented surgically. When the fuck have you been? As I understand, it’s a beast. Why she did it, I’ll never know. Maybe for Herman

I guess I just don't think about fleas ass like you do

 

[Seamajor]

I guess I just don't think about fleas ass like you do

I was simply echoing what she’s posted in the past. I’d guess yours is ample by itself

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Come up with your OWN ideas then, and we won't be having this "discussion" in the future.

My theme thread has way more posts as its in the right forum, yours will sink sooner. But keep trying apprentice.

 

[Flynn]

My theme thread has way more posts as its in the right forum, yours will sink sooner. But keep trying apprentice.

You even used my wording in your post.

C'mon man, you can't be this unimaginative.

 

[Fredricka]

Whens part 2 of this crap being posted? I love reading pointless nutty stories