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he was abusive to his wife. he was abusive to his musicians. he's a one trick pony. he moans like a dying cow. he never did anything better than astral weeks and that's because of the musicians. his groaning could easily be replaced and improved on by any number of singers including eric burdon. eric burdon has the better legacy of work. fuck van morrison. he's the kind of scum that literally gets off on being cruel to people. he's a hack and his live performances are boring. it truly seems like bad people can't make good music. the shittier he got the worse his music has became until he began releasing steaming piles of turds one after the other. but, tbh, he was always a rude shitty turd machine. i hope he gets what he dished out to his wife.
So I take it you don't like him then?

No into the mystic for you homie! lol
 

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Fuck you drunky.

People who drunkpost have absolutely no redeeming social value. EXCEPT FREDRICKA

GTFO and your no yuo fails, cuntrag.
It could be well argued that people who sober post have no social value.

If working from home or wheelchairbound... maybe here for those reasons... otherwise... would it kill you to touch grass instead of flaming?

But smoking grass & drinking the alcy+hol is excellent par for this miniature golf course.

Drinking & posting go together like @Fredricka & bingo night & cider at the pub.

Classic combo.
 

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It could be well argued that people who sober post have no social value.

If working from home or wheelchairbound... maybe here for those reasons... otherwise... would it kill you to touch grass instead of flaming?

But smoking grass & drinking the alcy+hol is excellent par for this miniature golf course.

Drinking & posting go together like @Fredricka & bingo night & cider at the pub.

Classic combo.
Don't listen to jack, I know he posts drunk at times. There's nothing wrong with that
 

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What I learned in this thread: Holliday is day drinking again and Van Morrison called Jack a pansy years ago.

@Jack got scammed purchasing a fake meet & greet Van Morrison ticket and has been living on the rag to this very day when the clots went to his head causing his aneurysm of a medical emergency hatepost.

Pray for Jack. I just hope jesus or the door to door book of mormons gets to him before those behind everything jews do. Lordy lordy have mercy it's all gone to runny shit now.
 
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Thanks ;)
Jack is just trying to kiss your ass.
Or lick it, if he was any caliber of tasteful meaningful gentleman.... calibre as you uk folk spell.

If he was real... he would just flame you. As I do. Realize he's not going to bed you and even if any of us could; it would be risky because of your overwhelming bloodsucking bedbug problem.

Try Diatomaceous earth. It's even more dry than your humor.... or humour as you uk shire folk spelt it & dealt it.
 

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Jack is just trying to kiss your ass.
Or lick it, if he was any caliber of tasteful meaningful gentleman.... calibre as you uk folk spell.

If he was real... he would just flame you. As I do. Realize he's not going to bed you and even if any of us could; it would be risky because of your overwhelming bloodsucking bedbug problem.

Try Diatomaceous earth. It's even more dry than your humor.... or humour as you uk shire folk spelt it & dealt it.
Jack does flame me lately, I think he's fallen out of love with me. Maybe I should do another vocaroo to reel him back in
 

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Ahhh. Moonflower. It's a fucking weed and grows all over the place.

I didn't know you could make a hallucinogenic anal lube out of it.
Yeah I only talk of flowers as in giving the women in my life flowers.

The idea of a man sticking his face in a flower being anything other than a double entendre of a man sticking his face into a flower with the flower being poontang is probably a gaydar inducing giveaway for coming out of a closet somewhere.

I'm joking. Let these plebs plead their case about how great this scent is... yada yada yawn yada.... It takes all kinds. As long as these men folk are still poking & having kids... otherwise they are literally killing us here with kidless flowery language.
 

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Don't listen to jack, I know he posts drunk at times. There's nothing wrong with that
Power drunk isn't true drunk. False equivalence.

Does Jack really smoke bowls?

I'd stick up for you too.

Better than sticking up a bank. I got ten years for that once. Never again!
 

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Luckily he's too busy with politics to read this :GiggleBitch:

So I take it you don't like him then?

No into the mystic for you homie! lol
I didn't say I didn't like his music anywhere did I?

Oh I know I did, it was part of a rant. His output is tremendous and he has some classics. He'll be in the Hall of Fame and he deserves that.

But as a person and a bandleader he's not a nice guy, and the two are intertwined unfortunately.