Things we see in upper boards but cant be honest

[Frood]

Extra mayo?

Are you an Admin Alt?

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Are you an Admin Alt?

Only joking, please dial back your ennui.

 

[Frood]

I'm sorry.

In my defence, Admin really loves mayo (expressed into his mouth by random men behind holes in the drywall)...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I'm sorry.

In my defence, Admin really loves mayo (expressed into his mouth by random men behind holes in the drywall)...

So much for me having dinner tonight.

 

[Frood]

So much for me having dinner tonight.

Do an Admin perhaps? Skip dinner, wear some hospital scrubs to an interstate restroom, and deep throat a bottle of random mayonnaise in the bushes by the carpark....

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Do an Admin perhaps? Skip dinner, wear some hospital scrubs to an interstate restroom, and deep throat a bottle of random mayonnaise in the bushes by the carpark....

If that's your hobby, I'd rather not know.

 

[Aryan Victory]

Are you an Admin Alt?

They both live in the same LGBT retirement complex. Larry assists Adminge with his frequent diaper changes.

 

[jack]

British and Australian chicks can't cook these days. They never could before but it's gotten dire since then.

My wife does chef level cooking. She can make a restaurant grade meal out of leftovers.

I'm the soux chef in comparison. Also the prep cook.

But we eat very well.

 

[Fredricka]

I just saw, froods eating leftovers again. My question is, why is it always leftovers? Are they somebody else's leftovers?

 

[Frood]

I just saw, froods eating leftovers again. My question is, why is it always leftovers? Are they somebody else's leftovers?

Waste not want not....

 

[Fredricka]

Waste not want not....

We're they out of a bin? Be honest, we're all friends here

 

[Frood]

We're they out of a bin? Be honest, we're all friends here

My Esky.

 

[Fredricka]

I just saw cookie recommended reusing pasta water. Is this a joke? How hard up do you have to be to not use fresh water? Come explain this nuttiness cookie

 

[Frood]

I'll use a cup or two of the pasta water to make a thickening sauce.

 

[Fredricka]

Hi. Did everyone see the wizer buggers stelios thread?

 

[X]

I'll use a cup or two of the pasta water to make a thickening sauce.

No you wouldn’t
Two cups of LIQUID for thickening a sauce?? lol
I get that pasta water is useful in actually making a sauce I use it for my tuna pasta e.i. Olive oil and sauté some garlic throw the tin tuna in chili flakes and add the cooked noodles and about 3/4 cups pasta water and stir until water evaporates to desired consistency

 

[Frood]

No you wouldn’t
Two cups of LIQUID for thickening a sauce?? lol
I get that pasta water is useful in actually making a sauce I use it for my tuna pasta e.i. Olive oil and sauté some garlic throw the tin tuna in chili flakes and add the cooked noodles and about 3/4 cups pasta water and stir until water evaporates to desired consistency

Depends on how much pasta you're making...

 

[Fredricka]

Froods just dropped the bombshell news that he's having a cup of tea and is the new alticus, alert the press for THIS one larry

 

[Frood]

In other news, Fred has been banned from skinny dipping in Loch Ness. Her Octopussoir scares Nessie away and therefore tourist dollars.

 

[Fredricka]

In other news, Fred has been banned from skinny dipping in Loch Ness. Her Octopussoir scares Nessie away and therefore tourist dollars.

Did you see this news in an upper board thread? No you did not, please take it somewhere else FROOD and post in the spirit of this thread in future. Tia

 

[jack]

In other news, Fred has been banned from skinny dipping in Loch Ness. Her Octopussoir scares Nessie away and therefore tourist dollars.

LAME

 

[Fredricka]

We shut him up jack, we win

 

[Fredricka]

Larry you can't wag your finger at me in this thread, jog on

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Wag this

 

[jack]

Wag this

Larry must be tired of masturbating.

 

[Fredricka]

Larry ,you can't sexually harass me in this thread, jog on a bit faster

 

[Fredricka]

Larry you cunt, why are you being rude to me and calling me a whore when I'm so polite to you?

 

[jack]

Larry you cunt, why are you being rude to me and calling me a whore when I'm so polite to you?

Its what happens when you masturbate too much, or at least that's what he claims. It makes him grumpy.

 

[Seamajor]

I just saw, froods eating leftovers again. My question is, why is it always leftovers? Are they somebody else's leftovers?

She likes good deals

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Larry you cunt, why are you being rude to me and calling me a whore when I'm so polite to you?

Telling me to jog on is being polite?